Camping trip with cooking

My dad wants to take me on a camping trip this upcoming weekend. I keep telling him to fuck off about it but he's being really persistent. He's saying we don't spend enough time together anymore. The only upside to going would be to eat some of his cooking cause he's a really good chef. How do I get out of this? I just want to hang with my friends

Huh?

Haha fuck your dad. Just chill with your homies and get some bomb takeout bro

Once they lay your father's coffin into the earth, would you still wish you hadn't gone camping with him?

Honestly yeah I don't really give a fuck about the guy t b h

That's pretty sad. I hope you OD on the weed you smoke with your friends

Oh fuck off bro

Fuck off, white boy. Not everybody's lucky enough to have a good relationship with their parents. Most people are shitholes and contrary to popular belief this includes parents, too.

His dad is taking him camping tho

Do what you want OP

Wow

Le Nobody Puts Ketchup On A Sausage Sandwich!!!

Tell that oldfag to go fuck himself. The days of playing Andy Taylor and Opie are long past.

Typical shit skin. Can't into family. Sorry brah. Better luck in the next life

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He probably has stage 4 cancer
Also, cooking back ribs on the fire is the most delicious food in existence

OP just hang out with your fuxking dad.

Seriously, you're lucky NUMBER ONE that he's even present, even breathing in front of you, asking you shit -

NUMBER TWO - you're lucky he wants to share some time with you at all. Worse than a father that's not there is one that is, and wants to neglect you.

Ffs, if the food is good just fucking chow down and enjoy nature.

None of your pussy friends will be there later (the actual ones will be and would/should encourage you to be with your dad) in life, but none of them fucking gave you life, so what authority does some shit head kid hold over your father? None... A fleeting moment of kicks, that you can have ANYTIME ANYWHERE with your friends won't last as long as the memories you can potentially share with your father who wants nothing but quality time, you won't remember the weed and the kicks all the time, and your father won't be there all the time.

Tl;Dr OP is a faggot who thinks it's beneath him to hang with pops for some ill BBQ, who thinks he should substitute this moment with something "cooler" and should quit being a fag and just hang out with his fucking father before he dies.

When and if you have children, I hope you come to hear these words from your son or daughter

T.oldfag

Someone drop some dragonite dads

His dad wants to take him camping. I'm pretty sure op is a fat, 16 year old edgelord, frightened by the idea of spending a night outside away from his xbox. He is getting off at the idea of telling people online that he doesn't care about his dad to show how hardcore he is.

OP, go camping with your dad. You're too young to see it now, but these are the days you will be happy you spent with him.

Look at this daddy loving dadfag

Hey OP I too was an edgelord, you sound probably young and dumb so listen to these kind anons and have a nice time with your dad, get to know the old fuck he is probably a lot like you.

Even if he neglected you when you were a little shit you should go and see what the fuck he is up to.

>m-my friends are better than my family!!111
KEK, you will probably stop talking to most in the next couple of years
>m-my family is boring and they are normies!11oneone
You are probably so self absorbed that you don't even know them.

Op confirmed underage fag. Go hang out with your dad you fucking piece of shit.

Stop crying you feminized sissy, Hang out with your old man you goddamn faggot.

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or if you really can't stand the thought of camping, make a counter offer of an afternoon fishing together. that's how you get out of things you don't want to do but are sort of obligated to do, you make a counter proposal you can live with and hope they accept

OP a lot of the time I don't want to do shit with my dad either, but Jesus Christ, just humor him. He's just another confused, lonely, fucked up human being like all of the rest of us. If he's being persistent and wants to do this that much, just do it with him and try to make the best of it.

And why the fuck are you posting this here? Your question has nothing to do with cooking.