Psychopath

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychopathy

> no psychiatric or psychological organization has sanctioned a diagnosis titled "psychopathy"

Sorry, you're just edgy.

Psychopaths aren't attention whores, you are.

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>I think I am a psychopath.

I think you are 17.

what makes you think that you're a psychopath?

He posts on Veeky Forums.

>I don't have one
get evaluated

Seems like a serious case of teenage special snowflake disorder as a coping tool for "depression" aka the inability to deal with life as an adult.

If you are a smart psychopath you should learn to never portray yourself in a bad way. Use positive words instead of negative words. Like "very emotionally stable", "stress resistant", "rational".

How edgy are you?

solve this

The correct answer to all those is to ask yourself:

>which emotional puppet-master wannabe put me into this situation to begin with?

solve what ? the train isn't moving

Anyone giving you an assignment probably is a boss or a professor. Ergo they are evil tricksters and the morally correct position would be to strive to become an "independent researcher" hippie NEET cornhub wank master.

Well if you are a psychopath in that case then at least you wouldn't harm anyone else. Except if you forget to close the window and happen to have really loud audio when in the midst of a pocporn session and a neighbor small-kid family.

>daddy whats that noise
>umm eeeh it's our neighbours, I think they are making the popcorns
>weeuw they must love popcorn

0/10

How do you forget about all the suffering?

how did you kill the kangaroo and why did you do it?

Spot on

I have a very shallow ability for emotion.
no
just straight up is the best way. i don't see how anyone can rationalize doing nothing and possibly killing 15 instead of 2.
what suffering do you mean?
a farmer asked me to, as they are a pest in some parts.

...

you answered why, but you didn't tell me how you did it. is it part of your everyday job?

i assume you've taken some online tests, what do you score out of 40 or 30?

bump

Psychological self-diagnosis is usually incorrect.

Funny thing is, most doctors, RNs, and EMS, who stay in the profession, are psychopaths. Those in the profession who are not are the ones who get obese or become drug addicts in order to deal with the emotional stress.

I assume youre talking about the kangaroo?
I shot it.
I hope I am incorrect. But I think not.

I found the tests to be useless.
I usually think things through extensively. The answer I would chose on these tests that would best align with my goals would from the test's deduction reflect a feeling irrelevant to my decision making

This is some complex you've consructed.
What would you call it... an I-want-to-be-a-psychopath-complex?

Im not sure if I am a psychopath, but I don't want to be a psychopath. I know that much.

The core reason I think I am one is that I do not feel emotion nearly as much as others do. This has always been obvious to me.

Here is an example of a question I found.
"I often get others to pay for things for me."
with a y/n box to tick.

I find that paying for things is a worthy investment into a person's trust. For this reason more often that not I will pay. The tests will deduct that I am not psychopathic and I pay due to any genuine sense of generosity.

How many cocks do you suck weekly?
Can you deepthroat?

This thread is shit because not only is OP roleplaying something he is not, he is roleplaying in a blatantly aspirational way.

OP wishes he was without emotion and that he was le master manipulator, but in reality he is just an ugly friendless autist who cries to himself when he's excluded from social groups at school.

sage this shit

Go get a psychiatrist to give you the MMPI.

OP here I suck 3 cocks a day (dad's cock twice ;) ). I do deepthroat; I also do anal. I'm planning to apply for school in 4 years after I finish high school (STARTING HIGH SCHOOL THIS YEAR!!!). So excited to start studying engineering with like minded people!!

Fuck, you! I don't want to be a psychopath. You don't know what it's like living with this shit.

nice emotional outburst mr psychopath

That wasn't me. That was someone pretending to be me. I would never show such rash emotions. I am cold and calculating.

youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0

Trips gets a picture of my puckered asshole.

dubs gets a picture of me in a skirt and stockings

I'll suck anyones cock for singles

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I don't know
Op here. These people are not me.
I would like to.

Please stop pretending to be me. I'm trying to have a serious discussion.

You don't understand me.

I score a 40/40. I'm like legit cray.

I may be a whore, but I'm not an attention whore.

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WHO AM I WHERE AM I!

OP here again. My bfs dick is stuck in my ass. What do? I'm so crazy that I might cut it off! LMAO

You've got nothing on this guy OP

youtube.com/watch?v=tqrqaPThCmI

I make Charles Manson look like Marilyn Manson.

aaaaahhhhhh.... i was gonna say that nicer, but yeah, it would have taken longer.

thou art not what you think

I relate to what he is saying here quite a lot.
I feel like my "personality" is barren. It is just white empty logic.

everyone can relate to that