How to quickly dispose a dead body using common household objects...

How to quickly dispose a dead body using common household objects? I cant really leave my house right now without being suspicious.

crush bones with hammer
cut their life into pieces with kitchen knives
separate into many different garbage bags and
drop them in randomly spread out garbage cans nearby

What if some neighbor see me doing that last part? I don't want to attract more shit around me.

cut it into pieces and put them in trash bags you dumbfuck

Cut it up, cook the parts, eat them over several days and poop away the evidence, then crush the bones into bonemeal as above and flush it or spread it around on plants

what's so bad about putting out garbage?

I'm gonna get pretty sick if i do that right now.

I think someone may find out, i need to dispose it quickly.

Why? If you murdered somebody eating them is hardly descending any further, it'll provide you nutritious protein for days, at least if you overcook the body parts they'll burn and be easier to dispose of

Smells so goddamn bad, i'm not a fucking cannibal.

Just a murderer? Come on m8 it's an incredibly efficient way to do it, add some spices maybe soy sauce