Smart cheating methods?

smart cheating methods?

Write some equations and answers to probable questions on your hand

card counting at casinos, smart and cool af

what about for tests and exams and shit?
also nice trips

Put the answer inside your head by memorizing all the information you learned throughout the semester.
Nobody will notice

Making time to study everyday, getting a good nights rest before the exam, and eating breakfast

Well, I'm an engineer, and we have to do really hard math, like triple integrals and Fourier transforms, and just really can't handle any of it, so what I've done is get some trap stuff, like a wig, some makeup, nice clothes, and depending on how you look you might want to take some hormones too, at least that's really helped me, and then when you've got a really hard math class or any hard class really, you dress up, meet with your professor, ideally not during regular office hours so that no other students interrupt, and then you've just gotta suck some dick, maybe let him fuck your boy pussy a little too, of course, if you're doing that, make sure to get him to wear a condom, and sometimes even, he'll want you to be the top. It's really not all that hard, and I probably wouldn't have passed 5 classes already so far if I hadn't been doing this. Thank god I've only for one year of this left. Also, you'd be surprised how often this works on male professors, but rarely does it work for female ones, so bear that in mind the professor's gender for when you deciding whether or not you should buckle down on the classwork or your teacher instead.

This dude knows what's up. We call hyr, Cheatara.

well meme'd

Pick off the label off a water bottle. Scan it. Digitally replace the ingredients and other text with whatever you want.
Print it out and put it back on the bottle.

Drop out now.

Write or draw everything on cards and read them, then put them aside and recite everything aloud. Rinse and repeat.
Never failed me.

>le meme face
>cheating
Go somewhere else please.

grab one of those transparency sheets like your really old professors maybe still use to deliver ancient lectures on overhead projectors.

now, write all your most important notes on one sheet, using a felt-tip marker/sharpie.

excuse yourself to the restroom right before the exam. in stall, hold up transparency in front of a light-colored wall, so that entire frame is in field of view. now, discharge a camera flashbulb between wall and transparency while holding eyes open.

during exam, close eyes to see a reverse video image of your notes for the first several minutes of the exam.

good luck.

Write the relevant notes on a piece of paper. Fold up and put/tuck into your underwear. When you need to refresh your memory, go to the toilet, read it, put/tuck back into your underwear.

Read the course material

Understand the course material

Apply the knowledge

It is easier to just learn the material than cheat faggot.

When you actually work really hard and do really well, it feels like cheating.

genius. it's like a light bulb flickered on in my head

study

No one smart enough to come up with good cheating methods actually cheats because they don't need to. You see how dumb you're admitting to be by asking how to cheat?

You'ed be surprised

All the asians are cheating at my University.
I don't know how they do it but we all know they do.

1. They pay tutors to write their assignments
2. When I was in school chinks would use their electronic dictionary as a cheating device (don't know if that would fly in uni)

This guy knows what's up.

Either put software onto your calculator or make it yourself. You can use this to list information or to make certain calculations. Probably will not work in higher education settings but you seem to be underageb& so that shouldn't be an issue

ebin "science and math" thread
die in a fire, shitheel