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>what is your profession/major
Engineer
>what is the most useful program on your computer?
Grindr

MBBS
internet explorer

Biotechnology
Firefox

English.

Microsoft PowerPoint

Kill yourself, degenerate.

>what is your profession/major
electrical engineer
>what is the most useful program on your computer
LTSpice

>>what is your profession/major

Profession: Mathematical finance tools developer.

Major: Mathematics

>what is the most useful program on your computer

I'd say sweet, sweet codeblocks. I do not use many software on my personal computer but from time to time I find myself needing to do some quick OS interacting scripting. The most complex was when I wrote a program that directly copies any change I've done in relevant directories to my dropbox. The most recent was just one week ago when I found out that ESCAPE key was broken and I needed one, but at the moment did not want to have to meddle with settings AND THEN restart the operating system, so I wrote a program that reads every time my keyboard sends the 'Bloq Numpad' input and then sends a fake 'ESCAPE' input to the operating system. That way I get to keep both keys active and all I need to do to have it be a normal bloq num key is just stop the program.

C++ and windows.h are maybe the best of mankind's inventions.

Do you think you sound cute writing like this?
Because you don't. It's creepy.
You're not a little girl. Just take your pedophile cartoons back to and stop shitting up the board with your unrelated spamming.

Yea we all know you're some fat lazy old friendless hairy man, that typing only adds to the creepiness buddy. Just chill, relax, and quit worrying about what others think of you. Especially those that are anonymous.. I bet you spent 20-30 minutes typing that out; rephrasing and rephrasing it until you were sure it looked "kawaii" enough to post. Dude seriously, fuck you. Fuck you so damn hard. We can see right through that shit here. Piss off faggot ass bitch.

>LT spice
Get with the times. Multisim is all the rage these days.

Ecology

RStudio

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Fuck off.

thx for bumping

Everyone should see that sad and creepy post you made. I can't fucking focus now. My eyes are all blurry, never witnessed anything so cringey. My reality is literally falling apart dude.

Now I'm crying. I'm absolutely in tears. My family is attempting to comfort me but I simply can't take it any longer! That level of creepy cringeyness shouldn't exist! Holy fucking shit this is insane. I'm shaking so hard right now. Trying to breath deep and relax but that's unrealistic given the situation we're in here. No matter how many zofran I take I still want to vomit.

Why? Why would you do this?

>everyone on Veeky Forums is the same person
plz stop moving this thread to the top of the board i don't give a fuck what you feel

kek

Veeky Forums always make my sides go in orbit

This is Jonathan's father, Gregory. I'm not sure what website this is or what friend you are of Jonathan, but he's sitting here absolutely distraught. He's a good kid and this is the first time I've ever seen him like this. You must have said something pretty terrible for him to be like this. Please don't call or text him, he needs to cool off. He will contact you later or at school tommorow, he is just much too upset.

Bu- but... Why are you talking like this?OK.That was stupid but please stop lynching me people whats rong with u?

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Reported.

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Veeky Forums - Science & Math

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kek

Genetics
Steam

MechE
MATLAB

> inb4 h8rs

>artificial intelligence
>steam

Mathematics

MikTex

>Profession
Assisted Living caretaker
>Major
Biochemistry/MatSci
>computer program
Google Chrome launcher, followed by Steam.

>The most complex was when I wrote a program that directly copies any change I've done in relevant directories to my dropbox
>when math majors write code
Sounds pretty tough man.

I hope he did his reinventing rsync in C++ with windows.h.

Cybersecurity

VirtualBox

Design work & estimating for residential construction
#1 - Chief Architect
#2 - Excel

So much samefagging.

>Sounds pretty tough man.

>Talking about hobby programming
>Judging it for not being groundbreaking stuff.

wew lad. Do you kiss your mother with that autism?

You know I fucking did. Can you even fucking create .txt files in C, pleb?

>rsync
>An entire fucking bloated as fuck general software
>For moving around files that are already ordered and contained.

wew lad

>CS majors who learned programming by rote memorization and never found the true enjoyment of just busting out your text editor and accomplishing a minor yet intricate task that gives you constructive entertainment for a good while.

>rsync
>An entire fucking bloated as fuck general software
>For moving around files that are already ordered and contained.

Not him, but I use rsync as a faster alternative to scp when moving files onto a server. Suck my rsync-loving dick.

Hey, you know, who cares. But here is what I know:

It took me less time to write that short single function, single file program than it took you to find rsync, install it, properly understand it, and have it actually perform what you wanted it to do.

I read that rsync has all this encryption and optimization for less network usage so if you actually need that then more power to you.

If you are using it to move trivial files from point A from point B with no special purpose then... you are retarded? Or maybe you just don't know programming, which is fine.

Nursing

Matlab

Engineering
Matlab

Music Education

MuseScore 2
Google Docs in 2nd place

mathematics

My c++ compiler.

>Can you even fucking create .txt files in C, pleb?
>did u take cs101 lol i bet u didnt
I can create them in C, C++ (plz don't tell me you use C++ as C With Classes), rubby, nodjs, pythan, bosh, rast, ...

>>rsync
>>An entire fucking bloated as fuck general software
>>For moving around files that are already ordered and contained.
I'm sure it performs better than what you wrote.

>>CS majors who learned programming by rote memorization and never found the true enjoyment of just busting out your text editor and accomplishing a minor yet intricate task that gives you constructive entertainment for a good while.
I know that joy. I just use the right tools for the trade. What you should have written in this case was a goddamn shell script which utilizes existing widespread tools. It's still coding unless you're an elitist child who only knows C++.

>econ
>stata

>information science
>launchy

chemistry
google chrome (or any other web browser of your choosing)

Mathematics

MATLAB

Physics
Sublime Text

>physics
>Firefox, followed by latex

[math]Commercial[/math] [math]Pilot[/math]

Jokingly, it is Air Crash Investigations. Keeps me aware of the consequences of any potential fuck-ups.

Seriously, the autopilot system in whichever plane the company decides to put me in, (sually, that means a Airbus A320-200.) I'm tempted to say that if it weren't for regulations and my 'buddies' sitting next to me, I'd be taking a nap the entire flight.

While interesting, aren't you concerned that you might accidentally overwrite your backups with garbage by doing this? I don't really know how well dropbox previous version recovery works but it's something I'd be worried about.

On another note, you could probably write this much faster using node.js and then it would run asynchronously. Furthermore since node.js addons are all actually in C or C++ (eg. the asynchronous stuff comes from libuv) then it would still be really fast and lightweight. The asynchronous element might make it faster than your program, even.

Pure math and comp sci
SublimeText

I use it for fucking everything from LaTeX to assembly to niche academic languages. Agda is probably the only thing I don't use it for these days.

Geology
ArcGIS

profession/major: programmer/cs&physics
useful: terminal, firefox, vim, compilers and runtimes (in no particular order; they're all "most useful" since any machine is useless to me without)

>Computer science
>Firefox or gcc

stop defending this bullshit. you're an algorithms developer, you're not required to know the bricks and mortar of software development. go be happy in your bubble, nobody is judging.

if you think we don't have this joy, if you think we don't "just bust out the text editor and accomplish minor tasks", you're simply wrong. you should see my collection of bash and python scripts... i got it all, from curvature parsing to "please open 256 random fap pics in full screen presentation with user defined delay between pics", and then some. it's just that we know a thing or two more than C++ and - i'm trying not to laugh - windows.h.

Philosophy.
solitaire.exe

Get off of my board, you retarded fuck.

Multisim is just more shit from NI for people who are afraid of reading.

>Hates on chinese cartoons
>proceeds to post capeshit

No shit, wasn't pretending to be a different person. But yea, you only got half of those right Sherlock. -pic related

>that font

fuck arc and fuck esri goddamn fucking shit ass gis bullshit shit software ass shit FUCK

its like the font of autism, hence /a/

Ignore the haters.

He means that audiovisual images can be thought of as programs designed for human beings. The ambiguity lies in the fact that OP's question asked for a specific program rather than class of programs, as implied by porn-kun's answer.

Civil Engineering

AutoCad Civil 3D

electrical engineer

dwarf therapist mod for dwarf fortress

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EE
Firefox

For real though atmel studio

Air Force Fighter Pilot

Battlefield 2

This got me good

Physics
Either Origin or VASE, a program I use for ellipsometry.

>Aerospace engineering major
>Google chrome for most useful in general, MATLAB for major-specific usage

matsci
reality: LoL or Firefox
productive alternative reality: TexWorks, Terminal, bash, vim, VisIt, and some finite element-based simulation codes

Chrome for looking up all the equations I never understood and gay porn in incognito mode.

Professional programmer.
The most useful programs on my computer are a C/C++ compiler, and a Java compiler and JRE (a JDK).

Project reality?

Nothing wrong with that font. Better than roman or gothic or some plain jane shit

See now this is a bad font.

I'm in pre-PhD-program limbo, but my most useful program is my internet browser with which I can find plentiful porns

what compiler do you use for C?

Most important computer program is your operating system you fucking retards.

>hurr >not bios
epic

in that case Gentoo is the most useful program on my computer.

Math
Internet Explorer

Why

>ochem
>chrome