Serious Question, Why hasn't a dick enlargement pill been invented...

Serious Question, Why hasn't a dick enlargement pill been invented? You would think with how much interest there is in the subject and how much money the creator would make that there would be a lot of money being pumped into it.

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how about a vagina tightener pill?
back to tumblr your traitor.

Why isn't there foreskin restoration? Because it's hard.

No but there are surgeries that take fat from your stomach and put it in your penis.
Its a new trend is south korea and makes great results.

There is just meat and veins in there. It's not like muscle growth injections, how do you enlarge meat ?

>There is just meat and veins in there
google.com/search?q=erectile tissue
If it were muscle tissue, you could enlarge it through exercise.
Mine would look like one of Lance Armstrong's thighs.

can you enlarge your tongue through exercise?

ask the singer from KISS

>not knowing his name

Holy shit how have I never thought of this

There's already surgery

because noone has managed to invent it

if you think its that easy then do it yourself and get rich. or even better, a pill that regrows lost or damaged organs, imagine how rich you would get. or a pill that cures all types of cancer

Just wait til it's soft, user.

Hasn't it been invented? I swear I get at least 5 spam emails about it a day.

chaim witz?

Because developing a small molecule pharmaceutical that would make an entire organ consisting of many different biological structures bigger is impossible.

If someone does develop a 'get a big dick NOW' intervention, it's probably going to be something like growing an entire penis (or penis and testicles) in a lab using a 3D-bioprinting process (methods of which are being developed for the creation of new livers, kidneys, lungs, hearts etc) which is then carefully grafted onto the body of a patient. My guess is that it would involve the use of autologous cells from the patient; probably fibroplasts transduced to induced pluripotent stem cells, otherwise rejection could be a problem.

I assume people will figure out a way to do it eventually, purely because they'd make a fortune if they could patent it. Even without a patent, I imagine people would be willing to pay quite a lot for it; and if enough people did it, everyone else would pretty much have to or they'd start looking inadequate. I'm 6.7" and feel pretty fine about it, but if suddenly everyone else starts getting a 9" dick fitted then I'd pretty much have to follow suit.

> a new trend in south korea

Is there really any point in making it thicker if it's only 4.3"?

girls prefer girth over length m8

Yes, but if it's tiny in terms of length, surely making it thicker is going to make it look just stupid. If it's not at least an inch longer than it is around, I would have thought it would start looking stumpy - and if it's only 4.3" long to start with, it's probably not much thinner than that - so making it thicker is going to make it a ridiculous chode.

i mean sure

if you care about how the penis looks like rather than how it feels for the grill

Most of these numbers are self reported.

lol, as if any woman is going to let a guy with a 4.3" x 5" dick fuck her.

If they're self-reported, the bias should surely be to the upside - people don't generally say they have smaller dicks than they really do - so the true South Korean average is likely to be even lower.

>>people don't generally say they have smaller dicks than they really do
> not knowing the ancient greeks liked small dicks

> present tense
> 'WHAT ABOUT THE ANCIENT GREEKS?!

m8, stop embarrassing yourself

youtube.com/watch?v=fpxhpqulBwU

I was giving an example of a different culture that's more like ours than the "koreans"
I couldn't tell you want they prefer.

>ancient greeks liked small dicks
It's like saying. People in 2010s liked pinroll pants.

Why DO humans have such large penises? Human penis is the biggest of all the apes.

>ancient greeks liked small dicks
>ancient greeks
You're talking about men or about women?

uhh, because we're pretty big?

Also, I'm pretty sure Gorillas have a bigger dick compared to humans

>Also, I'm pretty sure Gorillas have a bigger dick compared to humans
Today, the average erect gorilla penis is 3cm (1.25 inches) long, the average chimp or bonobo penis comes in at around 8cm.....

underrated post.

Just b yourself, user

>doesn't matter
>perfect is 6" to 8"

this pretty much.

Given that the majority of men are significantly smaller than that, there's a fortune to be made in giving 'perfection' to those who can afford it.

The average is barely over 5".

bjuinternational.com/bjui-blog/normal-review-analyzes-data-flaccid-erect-penis-lengths-men/

I read somewhere that 45% of men feel below avreage, no wonder those fake pills have a good market

> 5% are deluding themselves

You realize 50% of the data set can't be bellow the avreage value, if there are no anormous outliers, right?

Most human traits follow a normal distribution in practice, thus anomalous/enormous(?) outliers would be equally likely on both ends.

I would be surprised if something like 80% of men don't *feel* below average, given that straight men rarely see penises other than their own except in pornography, which is a very heavily selected elite sample.

Even the 99th percentile figure for the general population is only just over 17cm - which is probably close to the 10th percentile of porn stars.

heh

Are you telling me that all those emails selling pills are fake?

You really think someone would do that; just go on the internet and tell lies?

TFW I have 18 cm long dick and I feel like I am small as fuck, whenever I am with girl they say it is big, but I can't see it from their reactions. I usually only get girls off with fingerbanging.

No point. Just ship in blacks.