i told her i learned it from Veeky Forums and she keeps asking me if i really meant that i said of course not
what do i tell her?? she won't let it go. i heard it from you guys now help me unlearn it from her. how can i spin this into a compliment? should i say shes depreciating like a nice car and since nice cars can be sexy, i was calling her sexy? thats all i cold come up with.
she also asked me what Veeky Forums was and i told her a magazine. i hope she doesnt look it up
Just laugh and say it again. And tell her to grow a goddamn sense of humor.
Tell her shell eventually be ugly and fat but you'll still love her. If she leaves , grats you just rid yourself of a depreciating soul sucking asset. If she stays she knows her place.
Because she's losing weight or something and you've got less of her.
clever
>it's Veeky Forums's fault that OP is a brainlet
Are you unironically as impressionable as a toddler? You should have had enough common sense not to tell a woman the truth.
fucking a my sides lol
Tell her to stop being insecure otherwise her crow's feet will get worse and then loudly go CAW CAW CAW. She's just testing your resolve. Probably the first time you ever acted like a chad and she doesn't want to lose her handle on you. Grow a spine my dude.
This. If she actually takes it as a direct offense then it means her self-esteem is full on shit-tier.
Say every time she asks you why she loses value
Put me in the screencap, Reddit.
Nigger. Look up a thing called amused mastery. When you make a funny joke like that the only smart move is to own it and laugh at it, like all you give a fuck about is amusing yourself. Women secretly love men who do this. It says to them: I don’t give a fuck about you as much as you think. And to women, that is catnip.
This. Depreciating asset is a compliment to her because she looks skinnier and her ass is depreciating.
A perfect save.
Best answer my ex would make fun of me all the time. Was funny
>calling your right hand a depreciating asset
can confirm this works, i literally believe all i give a fuck about is amusing myself though
ok im using this
you know the rules dawg. don't leave us like this.
tell her its because each time you dick her down that vagina becomes worth less and less money. she'll get it
this is the most unbelievable fucking thing you could say. unless she's a literal retard it will not work.
>decides to say the correct thing
Boring thread. You were supposed to get JUSTd.
Just tell her it's because she's so hot you're afraid she'll evaporate. Or make an autistic joke about moons, then start laughing and wait for her to leave you.
>this is probably what OP was going to say if he didn't take advice from the experts
nsfw ID confirms.
> We’re all depreciating assets. Our bodies break down over time. That’s all I meant, baby.
Then proceed to stick your dick in her mouth.
You're dyslexic aren't you user?
fucking almost passing out here mate
I wrote down the Veeky Forums address in the men's room at work I need more VOLUME!
it didn't go very well. she "went for a walk" but it's night time what the fuck guys
JUST
she knows it's true lmao
Tell her you meant her eggs are depreciating and you want to start a family.
kek
you shoulda just forgot about it lol
get another one (asset) when current will be out of service
>ITT
I was going to argue against this but in all likelihood OP's gf is out getting the BBC right now anyway.
it's a shit test and you've already failed by being so worried about her being upset
ok, i was right. op tried to get out of it using an easily spotted lie. classic fear move. failed the shit test
This. Fucks sake where do you find women that aren't compete babies and can handle entry level banter.
i texted her and she texted back she went to a friends house and she'll be back later????
You can't. They're narcissists.
Screenshot or larp
Tell her it was a joke and of course it isn't true since she's already worthless.
Find a better investment of your time, women who get mad at jokes like these mean you either struck a nerve or they have a terrible sense of humor.
Also never take advice from Veeky Forums.
If not larp at this point, then she went to her friend's house to have them convince her to break up with you. Her friends are going to tell her to break up with you and that she will be stronger for doing so.
How old are you OP? And what's her age? If she's in somewhere around 24-27 then it will be harsh since during these ages girls often go crazy about their fertility and life purpose, smallest things can trigger them to #YOLO attitude
She gonna get blacked lol
this is why you never mix insults and jokes.
"you're a faggot, jk" isn't funny to anyone on the receiving end.
met a guy who missed a promotion and relocated his job because of this shit.
>i texted her and she texted back she went to a friends house and she'll be back later????
looks like she's now a shared depreciating asset.
what the fuck, i read that as "my gma". fucking confusing post. i'm going to sleep
Well after you get dumped, you can spend more time lifting :)
Fucking neets everywhere. You fucked up when you said depreciating asset. That dries up the well; get some good porn to fill your free time.
Women never forget when you do that. They're like emotional camels.
>Women never forget
My gf still remembers every small thing I ever did to upset her. It's unreal. She keeps digging shit up from 5+ years earlier. It's like, with each passing day she grows more resentful of me, because the "bad stuff" I've done keeps increasing. because obviously I'll fuck up from time to time. It doesn't matter that I apologize or make amends for it. But she never comments on the fact that I've
>never raised my voice against her
>never said anything hurtful towards her
>never hit her
>supported her when she was going through hell
>etc
Only the bad stuff. Women were a mistake
Society and her friends all tell her she is a perfect princess, unaccountable for any mistake she may make. Of course she focuses on every little mistake, she was conditioned to believe she is perfection for having a bagina and thus deserves perfection in return.
This. It's a classic shit test. If you apologize or explain yourself she will have power over you.
kekked
Yep. That's what happens when you date American girls. They're the funnest, but it comes with its downsides
it's a survival strategy. girls get really attached to their man, so they need to remember all the bad things just in case they ever need an excuse to leave a guy.
It's very useful when they need divorce money.
women can't be loyal. if she doesn't think you're going to recover from a downfall, she needs to be able to jump to another stable man. it's not like she can protect herself from wolves
We're not american, actually. I don't think this is culture/region specific.
When you apologize to a woman she doesn't hear "he regrets hurting me", she hears it as "I am right and he needs me" and a bit of "he's a pussy". Anyway you will have to apologize to her for everything now.
>jokingly
If you told her you saw it Veeky Forums why the fuck would you then post on biz about this situation you must assume that since shes become so attached to it then she has definitely searched biz on google and found Veeky Forums which means she most likely reading this thread which means.
Hey OP's girlfriend post tits or GTFO.
never apologize to women. Also traps>women
holy fuck, i was in the original thread of this image back on the old /r9k/.
We used to talk like we were actual robots back then. They used to be my brothers, now I'm a millionaire and theyre all sad sacks of shit.
I wasn't ready for these feels.
1) She unironically googled "biz + deprecating asset"
2) She's reading this thread now
> She's reading this thread now
I told the same "joke" as OP to my last GF and she took it neutral as in a silent "ouch, but is true" and I did not realized how mature that was from her until this thread, never a bitch.
You fucking cunt reading this thread, you are not worthy of OP's love. BTFO
how did you make it, user?
>t. suicidal 29 yo fat loser
how can she
...
good timing. i'm one of the lucky ones. my family still treats me like shit, but random strangers seem to be impressed by my money
I see. At least you have the finances covered. I wish you find what you are looking for.
Show her how much you love her.
HAHAHAHA
U fuken autist.
Ur gf is retarded and u dun fucked up.
U either straight up explain what it is and why ALL women are depreciating assets or beg for ur life like the cuck u are
Tell her it's a joke about girlfriends being expensive.
“So I’m a burden? And what’s that about depreciating?”
tell her she not a depreciating asset, because shes not an asset
This exactly. You fucked up user.
That gif is so satisfying. Fuck.
Wow
>tfw raise my voice at all my gfs
>tfw physically abuse towards all of them, not beat them like a man but forced sex etc,
>tfw they all treated me like i was their master
Really made me think
>post pics of of this cum guzzling dumpster I want to fap
Tell her she's a depreciating asset. Double down.
She keeps asking because she already has an inkling of what it means. Women are obsessed with their youth and looks.
Yep it works best when you’re genuine about it. It was such a freeing thing when I realized this. I could actually be my full asshole self and in the long run it was better for the relationship or whatever girl I was with at the time as well.
Bro she's getting blacked by aids infested nogs now, I hope you didn't love her
All of you are impressionable morons which is why pol took over
Why are there so many men, as evident from this thread, that doesn't mind or is even satisfied with being an asshole?
Depends now, is her friend Black, Bavarian or Bulgarian? Cause shes getting that BC for sure...
cUz ItS aNoNyMoUs!
Post nudes
Because it’s more fun and that’s what women actually want you fucking cucked redditfag.
classic.
now shes getting pumped and after that you get dumped.
Why should you let women's wants lead you to be a worse person?
Do you think you’re ever getting laid if you’re not what women want? Some fat fuck soy boy who’s nice all the time? Women are repulsed by that. I want to get laid, be with women, etc so I make sure to hold a firm and assertive frame around them. It might seem hard to do this if or strange if you aren’t naturally inclined towards it already (ie a soy boy). But it’s the truth of being attractive to females.
this
sorry to say this
but this thread is so satisfying
Then let that be your priorities. I'd rather be who I want to be before letting my desire to sate my lust dictate it for me.
You can be who you want to be, no one is saying you can’t. But if being who you want to be includes not being firm and assertive around women, and kind of an asshole you can expect to die a kissless virgin. I assume you’re that right now, no?
She's getting her holes filled by two black dindus, sorry pal its for the best anyway
But you can be nice and still be a chad. It all depends on you. Being an asshole is not even healthy lol.
That honestly very much depends on the girl. The state of women nowadays is such that any type of niceness can be interpreted as weakness. Many more of them are brainwashed into this type of thinking than in the past. Christianity was much more prominent in the 1950s for example and kindness and the like wasn’t thought of as weak. If you’ve been with more than 10 chicks you start to see patterns like this.