First genetics lab. We need to rip the heads off from Drosophila pupae for their gigantic chromosomes. One girl with Aspergers starts crying and yells that she's going to quit because it's so wrong, fruit flies have freedom to live too. She lies down on floor and then hides underneath a table.
First biochem lab. The same assburger loses her mind because cheap Chinese plastic tubes melt in the PCR device. She starts crying and hides underneath the laminar. After 30 mins she starts to tell everyone about Aspergers, her hypothyroidism, how her feelings are completely justified etc. The lab assistant and lecturer sigh in despair.
Animal physiology lab. A small blood sample made her faint and cry. Frog decapitation and dissection makes her vomit and rage quit the course. The lab teachers are extremely patient, but she is constantly testing them with her stupid shit.
And after all this she specialized in animal physiology because "genetics has too much math".
Julian Baker
Lol
Michael Davis
For the last one, someone really should have told her before she wasted time with that major that she would be dissecting dead things to study their insides. How expensive is this uni?
Eli James
10 000 € per year
Eli Edwards
My only experience in lab as an undergraduate is that I don't generally trust my lab partners so I prefer to do the lab myself. Inconsistencies that throw off results piss me off, and my partners usually want to finish in a hurry and leave before lab ends so I tell them to act occupied and let me type the reports and perform the lab, unless my partner has integrity to do it right the first time.... Sounds jerkish but I've been screwed by relying on lab partners before
Ryan Hall
I was so fucking fortunate that I got to do half of my chem & phys labs with an aerospace major who was probably smarter than me. Don't get me wrong, I wasn't carried, but things go so much faster with two people who are both interested in doing well. The only lab we went over the estimate time was titration because he fucked it the first time and I fucked it the second lel.
Ayden Morris
My trouble has been lab partners who are extremely lazy writers. I write my part of the lab report 2 weeks prior to the deadline, but the whole report is finished 6 months late because of lazy shitters.
Now I prefer to do my labs alone, or with a competent writer.
Chase Perez
My lab partner took tasted some pure quinine. The bitter taste continued for days.
Michael Turner
At least he is covered for mycobacterial infections
Colton Rodriguez
lmao that's hilarious
in the first chem lab my partner was one girl who was scared of everything. she screamed in terror when she accidentally spilled a small amount of deionized water on the table. her hands shaked like mad if she held any instruments.
in physics lab my friend put 230 volts from mains into a 9 volt battery device. exploding components are fun
