A physicist and a mathematician are roommates together in a house.
They both use the kettle on the counter to heat water for tea, pick up the pot, fill it with water then onto the stove.
The physicist wants to play a trick on the mathematician so he places the kettle on the ground.
Later the mathematician comes in and looks at the pot on the ground, picks it up and places it on the counter, pauses, picks it up again and finally makes tea.
Jacob Johnson
wat
Ian Barnes
...
Grayson Wilson
He's probably wondering why his roommate is such an autistic fedora wearer as he picks up other silverware from the floor while his roommate is chuckling and tipping his hat at him
Cooper Perez
>probably Lrn2probabilly fgt pls
Caleb Lee
what a cruel prank
Matthew Wood
and then the engineer comes and sucks their cocks
Jaxon Clark
Wouldn't the mathematician suck the engineer's cock?
He didn't go stats with his degree so now he'll do anything for money.
Nicholas Morris
he proceeds to stick the physicist's cock up his ass mathematicians make a lot "there is literally 50p in this purse"
Hunter Taylor
this thread is some high quality shit keep it up
Juan Howard
>another physicist vs mathematician vs engineers thread
I hate that Veeky Forums is Chinese-owned now and they've been ramping up the social divisional propaganda in the past year or so.
Grayson Bell
out of curiosity, how come biologists or chemists aren't added to that argument?
Jaxson Smith
They are out of question being inferior.
Kevin Garcia
they deal with completely different subject matter than mathematicians/physicists/engineers. It's pretty difficult to fit them in a joke along with the rest while staying relevant.
Caleb Ross
and the engineer can afford housing by himself.
Cameron Wilson
But still gets roomies to blow
Alexander Rogers
why is there both a kettle and a pot?
Nathaniel Anderson
>engineer not the cock sucking homo
how new r u
Christian Hernandez
The engineer attempts to fug the mathematician as he is bent over to pick up the kettle.
They are both dudes. Only one of them are straight.
Wyatt Kelly
And then the engineer came in and sucked everyone's penis
Cooper Rogers
He reduced it to a problem that had already been solved, well done