The man who saved crypto?

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He's pretty based.

CZ in my eyes is one of the most important figures in crypto. If anyone actually cares about the markets and technology it's him. He's essentially a non-retarded version of Elan Musk.

>The call that saved crypto.

after today I'm considering beating off to CZ. imagine for a minute CZ courts you.
> flies you to chinkistan on private jet where you get suck by bitcoin babes that have higher net worth than you
>set foot in chinkistan, CZ is waiting. CZ is already lubing up and he brought along his gimp, Its Vitalik.
> SUDDENLY ROGER VER APEARS FROM NO WHERE

RED ALERT

> Your panicking, the Crypto babes are offing themselves, Vitalik shits his latex Gimp suit.
>not CZ, CZ knows what to do.
>ROGER VER STARTS TO AUTISTICALLY YELL ABOUT BITCOIN CASH AND BITCOIN CORE
> ROGER STARTS TO LITERALLY SHIT BCC INTO MY MOUTH
>CZ is calm
>CZ tweet "funds are safe"
>BTC rises to new ATH instantly
>BCC falls to .00000000000001 satoshi
>CZ takes me in his strong arms, flies away.
>as we are soaring he whispers in my ear
"Please learn to secure your account against phishing"
>cum instantly

based

Yeah, I thought he was just another scammer, but at some point Chinese businesses are going to have to go legit to actually be trusted in the rest of the world. So far everything he has done seems legit and above board, you can probably trust Binance more than you can trust US-based Coinbase, which is saying a lot.

wew

Honestly yes.

CZ tribute when?

still can't take him serious after the LINK fiasco

If he plays this wrong crypto is dead and he knows it, it's his position in history to prop up Mt.Gox's fuckup and the API fuckup. He knows what he has to do

My bot sold VIA at .0249999. I made 150k in 5 minutes. CZ reverted this and now I'm at a loss today. Such is life....

probably, he has given away so many hundreds of thousands of ETH, that I can't even tell how many people he's helped

Explain

Is head is fucking MASSIVE, 200 IQ confirmed.

THE CHINK THAT SAVED CRYPTO

lololol

proof needed. Screen shot them trades.

I got funds back but in Bitcoin instead of my alts. Is this what was supposed to happen?

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medium.com/@CryptoTakeoff/link-10-24-status-update-a3bae047ad2

>pretending to be retarded

Nah fuck sissy

What do you mean saved, because he disabled withdrawls?

because he allegedly reversed the fraudulent transactions and refunded those people who got their coins traded off

FUD to distrtact from teh fact that mtgox killed bitcoin a second fucking time.

when the fuck is this asshole going to give me my eth

FUCKING KEK

this

lmao this scamming fuck is hilarious

love this customized scamming lmao

>medium.com/@CryptoTakeoff/link-10-24-status-update-a3bae047ad2
>talking about Veeky Forums outside Veeky Forums
You already know you can take serious that article. Also, LINK dumped like every coin after the ICO, nothing wrong with it.

I'm pretty sure it's just a meme at this point, but fuck if it's not hilarious

Someone make a cz pasta

posting in epic bread

fucking kek

too cool for this world

starting to think cz needs to get added to the lore. he's got to be at least past sminem at this point

i knew binance was the leader when my dumbass coworker messed up the withdrawal process, he contacted their customer service and was responded to within 72 hours, this was at the height of the last bull run we are american and i was impressed

The Chinese Steve Jobs who wears a hoodie instead of a turtleneck

>people in this thread are literally worshipping a chink scammer right now

so what is the fiasco exactly? The fact that they had cold wallets?

You hate money now off yourself pronto

>DEY FELL FOR IT DUMP LIQUIDATE THE LONGS
>WE ACQUIRED THE LONGS RETURN THE FUNDS REGAIN CONFIDENCE

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU
THE BOGS ARE FINISHED

big if true

Buy the FUD. Only thing I’ve learned on this board since 2014

Bog if true

Fucking kek. Too much thought went into this.

what did i just read

stealing this one