Oho! im sure glad I bought satoshis in December before they hit a million dollars!

IM GONNA GET THE FUCKER WHO TOLD ME TO GO ALL IN ON BITCOINS

Are you sure you arent talking about The Billion Coin?

THERE U ARE U LITTLE SHIT IM FINANCIALLY RUINED BECAUSE OF YOU CRYPTO IS A PONZI!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHA AT LEAST YOU'RE GOING DOWN WITH ME!!!!

WHAT?????? YOU SOLD AT 19K?????

AHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHH

DONT MOVEEEEEEEEEE
IM SERIOUS

THIS IT MY LIFE IS RUINED

YOURE COMING WITH ME

"it will never be below 10k again"

YOURE COMING WITH ME TO HELL

AHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHH

This thread gave me a chuckle

For that I am embarrassed.

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Damn these threads always remind of early summer 2017

Good times

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NO

you must not think like this...
how could you even think about going on a rampage and force your dear friend apu to jump off a building

i must think.....

think wojak think..... how can i turn this around??

i havent lost any money until i sell.....so i'll HODL...

yes.....brilliant......i will HODL

HODL......yes....yes...brilliant...i will HODl....

certainty the price will rise once again

ANOTHER IDEA

i will tell my other friends that my crypto investments are superb! Maybe they will buy in large amounts and then tell their friends......

indirectly they can buy these heavy bags off of me....yes....that will work

HEY BROS!!!!!

YEAH EVERYTHING IS GREAT I JUST BOUGHT A HYPERDRIVE TESLA FROM ELON MUSK HIMSELF

WHERE DID I GET THE MONEY???

CRYPTO OF COURSE!! hehe (play it cool man dont oversell it)

YEAH MAN CRYPTOCURRENCY IS THE FUTURE IN THE NEXT YEAR EVERYBODY WILL BE USING IT!

HOW DOES IT WORK? (how the fuck does it work i have no clue)

WELL YOU SEE SATOSHIS ARE MADE OF BLOCKCUBE TECHNOLOGY, VERY RARE TECHNOLOGY THAT ONLY QUANTUM COMPUTERS CAN PRODUCE...THERES ONLY 21 MILLION COINS THAT EXIST!!

MY ADVICE TO YOU, AS A FRIEND, TO BUY AS MUCH AS YOU CAN BEFORE THEY HIT A MILLION!!!!!

YOU'LL BUY A 100k? NICE MAKE AN ACCOUNT ON COINBASE THEY ARE THE BEST AND YOULL BE ABLE TO BUY A LAMBO IN NO TIME

oh god how can i betray my bros like that???

over money???? this was a stupid idea

MY LIFE IS RUINEDDDDDDDDDDD

my satoshis.....

will it ever rise????

nani???!!

can it be????
the double flying twisted monkey holding duck jump???

impossible.....that is a definite bull signal...

>WHAT?????? YOU SOLD AT 19K?????
>AHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHH

Fucking dying user good thread

My samoshis

no way!!!!

my satoshis are rising!!!

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN FINALLY BREAK EVEN AND LEAVE CRYPTO FOREVER!!!!!!!

IM BACK WHERE I STARTED...I CAN FINALLY CASH OUT.....

WAIT A MINUTE....IT SEEMS TO STILL HAVE SOME MOMENTUM...IF I HODL ON A LITTLE LONGER MAYBE I CAN MAKE SOME MONEY

I CAN PROBABLY DOUBLE MY MONEY AT THE RATE AT WHICH ITS GOING

YESSSSS

ITS STILL RISING!!!!!

WHEW WHAT A ROUGH COUPLE OF MONTHS IM GOING TO GET A GOOD NIGHT SLEEP

THERES NO WAY BITCOIN CAN DROP

I WILL WAKE UP TO AN ENORMOUS AMOUNT OF MONEY AND THEN I WILL CASH OUT

MR SATOSHI!!!!!

GOOD MORNING!!!!! TIME TO WAKE UP!!!!

im such a genius

i create a computer coin that i dont even understand and people are throwing their life savings at it hehehehe

I think bitcoin rose enough for me to buy the world

TIME TO LIQUIDATE ALL MY HOLDINGS

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lurking

ahhhh what a refreshing sleep!!!!

TIME TO CASH OUT

he made it
but is he truly happy

la la de la de dooooooo
im rich im rich la la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

hmmm im gonna miss coinbase 2 factor authentication....

NOT!!!! ahah good one wojak

i just need to enter my authentication code and its time to cash out!

haha.....what is this.....

probably a coinbase bug....people were buying to much it probably crashed the server.....

SATOSHI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kekked at this shit

ITS OVERRRRRR

HE PLAYED THE GREATEST CON THERE WAS

MY LIFE IS RUINED.......

WHAT CAN I DOOOOOOOO

SATOSHI

you've left me with only one choice.......

TO BE CONTINUED...................

END OF ACT I

[clap clap clap]

it will be revealed in ACT II

Lies the billion coin is the best coin in this fucking shitshow of a Mt.Gox 2.0
This is thing is just going on a one way ticket to 1B and you are all just gonna fomo in

Veeky Forums: Crypto Never Sleeps

ty ty

>40 posts by this id

may i gain rights to this name

this will be the title of the play

in return i will honor your name at the end of act II

pls enjoy