>buy $2 gallon jugs of milk >finish milk >save jugs >keep 6-7 gallon jugs in my room to piss in instead of getting up and going to use the bathroom saving time and money on water bill >when jugs get filled, just dump them out the window or use to water my plants >roomates and family ostracize and laugh at me for being frugal and thrifty >meanwhile they go and spend $200+ each month on water utilities alone
> Anons desperate to save money resorting to pissing in jugs Have we hit peak dystopia yet?
Tyler Perry
Some things, like running water, are just worth paying for you fucking dirty and retarded nigger.
Gavin Foster
>not pouring them into the back of the toliet when you poop so the toilet fills up with pee water instead of water
David Morris
god-tier frugality
Eli Lee
>buying them when you can just get them out of dumpsters
Confirmed not making it
Cooper Long
Just piss in the fucking shower m8 you probably desperately need the exercise you would get from walking to the bathroom.
Christopher Ramirez
You’re killing your plants dumbass. It’s salty
Leo Lee
fukin kek
Matthew Nguyen
OP if your piss is that shade of yellow then I would suggest you consume some water pronto before you die of crypto-induced dehydration.
Noah Bailey
Why not shit in your hand and clap instead of taking a shower? You save on toilet paper AND water. Please never breed.
Camden Wilson
> not buying 2 gallon jugs of Hawaiian Punch to drink and piss in after
Ethan Gray
>no peeing Toilet without flushing >not peeing in a drain
You already charged a sewer maintance charge dumbass you fucked
Dylan Thomas
are you somalian?
Owen Williams
Ahuh
Nathaniel Price
probably needs the shower too
Noah Rivera
Best thread, top kek
Christopher Davis
threads like this make me lose shit
Jacob Reed
The piss is the shower you rich fuck, it's sterile don't think about it.
Nathan Robinson
Nigger
Carson Ross
Nice
Jonathan Jackson
Make sure you have a seperate jug for when you're on antibiotics. You can seperate the antibiotics from your piss and re-inject them back into your system. This means you don't have to buy a full course.
Jayden Nguyen
lol I'm only 220 pounds dude I don't need any excercise
Lucas Green
Hoarding urine is a red flag for mental issues. Pretty severe ones, too. But you keep making excuses for it.
And, i don't know where you live, but here in CA, A $200 water bill is equivalent to 30 to 35 thousand gallons of water a month, which is enough for a household of 12. Our house with 7 people and a pool was never over $100. One HCF in Norcal is 748 gallons and costs $4.22 right now. Figure a 4 family household would use one half of a HCF a day, being generous, and adding in landscaping, possibly a pool. $2.11 a day, or a ballpark $60 bill.
But you keep making up excuses for your mental illness.
Jackson Mitchell
nigger
Michael Bailey
hey man i do this too. holla bak
Justin Brown
Why if it isn't one of those basketball Americans.
Mentally ill people do, yes. Some hoard shit, in buckets.
Julian Perry
...
Elijah Morris
You’re spending money on liquids that you’re just gonna piss out? No thanks, by never drinking anything, I save on the drinks themselves AND water bills.
If you drink water or anything, you’re just pissing your money away. Literally.
Joseph Davis
generally just wash my hair which takes about 1 minute, I only shower maybe once or twice a week
Hudson Flores
Dont worry op youre not alone , im worse than a jew when it comes to those things i even grow my own vegetables and microgreens and have some chickens to lay eggs.
Jace Smith
Nope. This is what a crypto bubble is. Idiots pissing their lives away to buy poke-ponzi-coins
Jeremiah Miller
12c for 1000litres of water. Why is your water so expensive?
Ryder Wilson
Hold on if you wash that cloth it mixes in with all the other clothes
Kevin Long
>pissing in jugs to save a few bucks per month >leaves computer on all day/night yep thats about right
He's probably using more money on the washing machine for the electricity and soap and water than he's saving. I'll admit, toilet paper can be expensive, if you buy the overpriced shit, but the generic stuff is like $.25 a roll or less if you buy bulk. Some people are just borderline lunatics, and they express it in different ways. Me, I realize life is short, money is easy, I don't sweat the pennies, and just focus on the dollars, but try to enjoy life's real pleasures.
Besides, if you really want to save money on toilet paper, buy a house with a well, and install a bidet.
We entered bear market, the frugal.threads are back!
Owen Cruz
Only 220... you better be 6'5
Jose Price
>not having a plunger to help flush all this forsaken disgusting acts of human semen filled pissed milk jugs and taco bell diarhea down the toilet while using napkins from mcdonalds to wipe your coal mining tight asshole
Nolan Powell
Water is cheap, there's no way anyone would be paying $200+ a MONTH.
Plus you should still be expected to pay for water, as im sure you shower, wash dishes, drink water etc.
Clean water would become the most expensive resource in the future.
Julian Mitchell
Hahahahaha 5'10, 220
Carson Anderson
I just finished watching that. I've had enough.
John Morgan
Damn
Jose Cooper
Just exploring this for a second. Would putting pee in the back of the toilet cause more damage to the parts of the toilet? Like is this a genuinely "frugal" idea? Would mineral deposits start to build up from urine being in there?
Jason Clark
>not filling up your basketball with piss
Degenerate
Jaxon Bell
it's perfect
William Carter
"This is my mother's poop bucket. It's a family heirloom."
I've seen that episode, she's batshit crazy. Poop and pee hoarders are mentally ill.
Parker Perry
it's only very recently that people stopped doing this.
before we all had bed pans under the bed which we pissed in then emptied the next morning. running water is a fucking luxury, and a modern one at that.
some of you guys are soft as fuck.
Leo Phillips
POO POO PEE PEE
Liam Watson
Just piss in the sink OP
Caleb Moore
Won't work on modern "water saving" toilets, they're sealed systems. The one in my apartment right now is like that.
You're literally talking about saving literal pennies anyway. Here where I live, water is $.005 a gallon. Modern toilets, per Federal law, can only use 1.6 gallons of water per flush, so you'd save all of one cent per flush.
Samuel Cox
NIGGER
Xavier Harris
*sigh* americans.
Luke Russell
Most people have a minimum they have to pay for water so even after saving a couple hundred flushes the utilities bill wouldn't change at all. Also, just piss in the sink.
Parker Nelson
Kek
Levi Anderson
the human brain is amazing
Ian Smith
Look it goes without saying that you're not gonna save anymore than a few cents. But the idea I'm exploring is whether or not overall pissing into the toilet tank is going to save you anything at all. Like if you have a high sodium diet from ramen noodle binging or whatever... is your piss going to have a higher mineral composition? Is this going to degrade your toilet parts quicker than water in the back? And therefore there is no monetary value in doing so because you're going to pay for a new toilet down the track?
Hudson Lee
lmao this fucking thread
David Allen
Found the Canadian plumber
Ian Gutierrez
I actually used a shit rag for a bit..
Just waddled over to the tub, sat my ass over the side and used my little shit cloth. Then washed the poo off when I showered.
Parker Garcia
One time I woke up from a night of drinking and had to piss really bad but the door to my friend’s room with the only bathroom was locked. I knew if I pounded on it and woke his GF up she’d be pissed (pun intended) so I just let it go in their trash.
Hudson Moore
Okay I think I've got it. Is the ultimate proplay here to disconnect your toilet completely. Emergency pisses at night can be saved in piss bottles, and we shit in the one spot in our backyards to use as a compost zone? In the case of a "routine" shit we try to sync that up with an after shower. If it's an emergency shit we use the home teal towels to wipe up. Is this the mode we unlock to rid ourselves of the vice known as flushable-jew?
Landon Mitchell
Shop it with Sergey plaid.
Bentley Carter
Underrated
Jacob Hill
I p into garbage bags and throw those into public trash cans. $9+ per 40 roll, usually lasts 14 days. Get on my level
t.- van user
Leo Roberts
jesus christ..my rent is 2200/month..it's pretty chill
Joshua Morgan
Pretty sure this would fucking break the toilet in costing more money the using water like you are meant to, your piss crystallises you stupid fucks
Thomas Smith
Fucking nigger
Mason Rodriguez
Its amonia
Kayden Williams
...
Chase Robinson
I piss in my compost user, it's much better for the soil. I estimate that I save at least 2000 gallons of water a year
Hunter Rogers
MODS
David Wright
Don't be a nigger and pay for water.
Piss in the sink.
Carter Reyes
i collect it like you but i flush it down with toilet water...i dont want to grow piss stones in the pipes
Adrian Hall
You dumb fuck, the water department charges you twice for water...once on the liquids they provide you and again on the waste liquids that you dispose of. You're going to save at most 10 cents a month.
Shit, this is a bait thread isn't it?
Connor Diaz
>paying for a second jug when you can just drink them down again and get your electrolytes back too
Cooper Bennett
I shit in thin plastic bags and throw bags and piss bottles once a month at 3AM out the window, I aim for the bushes.
Logan Brown
You must be the mexican family who lives down the street from me.
Eli Clark
degenerates like this need to be put into camps and eradicated ASAP
Benjamin Davis
>under 200lbs >adult male
Nolan Edwards
titus...
Daniel Campbell
Daily reminder there are humans as disgusting as this that walk among us.