Scientifically speaking, what is the best way to get a gril to touch your pen0r?

scientifically speaking, what is the best way to get a gril to touch your pen0r?

>be me
>decent looks
>blue eyes
>strong jaw
>funny
>smart (or so I think)
>lift and run

I have this qt 3.141592654 physics lab partner and I'm def tryina hit it, I've made small talk with her a bit and made her laugh a few times so I would say I'm in good shape so far. But what is the best way to swoon the XX chromosome people.

Only scientific answers please

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You sound like a loser. Why are you asking a Pakistani coffee exchange about how to ask a girl out? Talk to her, ask her about her interests and major, and go from there. Also, stop making shitty threads. Thanks.

I want the scientific way, not the fucking sociological way.

She'll like you if you expend energy in order to preserve her energy. One example is to give her your jacket so her body expends less energy to keep her warm. So go fuck yourself. It'll save her the hassle.

can you give me the relevant formulae?

Energy is a social construct.

The ask it the scientific way. "I'm def tryina hit it" is not scientific, using a decimal approximation of pi and mentioning chromosomes makes you look even dumber.

it's 3.141592653 you braindead cunt

Too bad, this is a sociological question.

Ohh, my bad! I'm sorry, I misunderstood. Let me just punch it all into my science-o-matic calcumafier and get you the answer you desire. Be right back.