How do you do breakfast?

>97 pound grown man

how is this even possible

Coffee from moka pot and a bun with cheese, maybe a glass of milk. That's about it.

I mostly do an omelette of either 2 or 3 eggs, depending on how hungry i am or if i worked out that morning.
Otherwise i'll often get 1 or 2 soft boiled eggs with a slice of rye bread with cheese on the side.
Rarely i'll do poached or fried eggs, but it happens.

AIDS

During the week I do a couple cups of coffee to start the day and then a protein bar around 10:00 to hold me off until lunch. Weekends, I usually do some kind of a scramble or hash using any meats or produce that I have that are about to go bad.

On weekdays I usually go for two pieces of whole wheat toast with cottage cheese or hummus and some fruit, most of the times an orange.

On weekends I put in some more effort. I either go sweet (croissants/pains au chocolat, yoghurt, fruit) or savory (scrambled eggs, toast with various cheeses and charcuterie or fish)

Either dirty chai or twelve boiled egg whites and seltzer.

Senpai needs to diet

excuse me did you just assume their gender?

I...I'm just big boned...

No, yeah I'm a fat motherfucker.

he's probably skelly and 4'10"

Sometimes I eat muesli with fruit and honey
Sometimes I eat toast with jam or queso fresco
But most of the times I just eat two eggs and a cup of coffee

I'm 5'3 or 5'4 I think. But yeah pretty skelly. I'm trying to build muscle but it's slow works.

Do these scrambled eggs look like shit?
Like, I think they they taste good, but I feel like they're not "fluffy" like they're supposed to be. I'm trying to go for that "cloud" look. Or am I just paranoid?

overcooked

Welp. What's ideal? Like as soon as there's no more liquid in the pan?

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how am I supposed to get gordon to cook them for me

Alright. Tomorrow morning I'm gonna have the best damn scrambled eggs.

hows life knowing the only women attracted to you are midgets?

you're a big bully

Ask him nicely.

My breakfast is something like this
-2 whole eggs
-2 egg whites
-1 whole grain bread with peanut butter n grape jelly

Eggs are scrambled and if I buy turkey sausage I'll cook a bit.

If I don't have time to cook, I just make myself a eanut butter n jelly sand which.

Home made plain yogurt with saute'd strawberry, blueberry, blackberry, apple, or banana, topped with a handful of uncooked rolled oats, and multiple cups of tea.

Don't trust that hack

right cunt he is mate

I have no problems getting women actually. Good looks and charm is more important than height.

>cup of dark roast french press coffee
>salted soft boiled egg
>multivitamin+omega3+anti-depressant
>33cl can of lager
>5 menthol cigarettes

healthy as fuck my dude

life is not happy atm, bro

som

Muesli is a god among cereals.

Look mom I did thing

Ok, rate mine
Oat flakes, table spoon of goiji berries, nuts, home made cherry jam mixed with 3 spoons of thicc greek yoghurt. Sometimes I add a banana or other fruit. Cup of black tea.
Quick, tasty and filling.

Oats with a shit load of apples and blackberries for lots of fiber.

The cashew milk in the pic makes it look awful, but it tastes great.

Also coffee or tea.

I cook up some porridge on the hob with a mix of 2% milk and water. On occasion I stir in some honey, fruit, berries or nuts.
Dead simple, quick and the meal I enjoy most in an average day.

>tfw skeletons posting in Veeky Forums

two slices of fried spam, a piece of toast, three over easy eggs

Overcooked as fuck. A trick I found is to treat scrambled eggs like risotto in the pan. Constantly stir the mixture almost non stop. Also take it off the heat occasionally so no risk of overcooking.

You ever think that some folks like "overcooked" scrambled eggs?

Just because some people like theirs cooked to the consistency of snot, doesn't mean everyone does...

I just eat two slices of bread with butter and drink a glass of milk or juice. Sometimes, I change the bread for a piece of cake or fruits.

Muesli with milk, yoghurt, and blueberries is truly a gift from god.

I prefer dinner for breakfast because I hate heavy meals in the evening.

that looks like vomit

Moka pot coffee (about half a mug of espresso)
Cod liver oil (in gel caps)
Vitamin C

If there are leftovers I generally eat them.
Otherwise I'm likely to make porridge.
If I were in a country with adequate bakers I would eat bread in the mornings.
(Somehow even the fresh stuff tastes like it's been in foil wrapper for the past six months, and could survive a nuclear holocaust. Such cheap, artificial ingredients.)

Sometimes dried banana or pineapple instead of oatmeal.

Tried the avocado breakfast thing a while back. I'd buy 7, eat the soft ones first, and have either bitter unripe or brown overripe ones left by the weekend. Breakfast shouldn't be dicy.

Cup of coffee, steak and eggs, a cup of oatmeal and Monster energy drink.

Then I go to the gym and shit in the pool.

Piece of bread, butter if I have time, and a piece of fruit.

Alternatively, whiskey and a handful of cheerios.

>whiskey and a handful of cheerios
Ah, the Boston Brunch. Very classy.

How much semen do you put in your post-workout shake?

>semen in a POST workout shake

You're fucking wasting your protein bro. You're fucking up something fierce.

But it tastes like heaven.

Get an egg sandwich at the cafeteria at work then that's it. It's fried egg, bacon or sausage, and cheese. I kind of worry it'll get really unhealthy for me

4 eggs scrambled and a cup of coffee

or a big bowl of oatmeal with a ton of blueberries

>eating bacon every day
jesus...

kek

>Oatmeal with protein powder and a banana
>egg English muffin
>coffee

This has been my breakfast for years now. I eat 3500 calories a day for reference

i dont

I will never understand the disdain people have for cold cereal. It's like my favourite thing.

>I kind of worry it'll get really unhealthy for me
It already has, friend.

Weekdays, I rarely eat breakfast because that means I would have to wake up earlier.

Weekends sometimes I make breakfast but a lot of times I wake up and I'm too lazy to do anything so I end up not eating until lunch.

>sugar but no cream

Most col cereals are junk food. Just look at the amount of sugar in them.

If you make your own, that's another situation all together, but if you buy any premade that isn't overpriced hippie shit, you're buying junk food.

Normally I make a pot of coffee, and a couple pieces of toast with peanut butter. If I'm out of bread i have oatmeal stashed in the cupboard and will eat that. Once, I forgot to go to the store and was out of both bread and oatmeal, so I just had coffee.

Whats your point? Some folks like to put ketchup on well done steak. Those eggs look rubbery and shitty.

What's YOUR point?

>dairy
Disgusting

I have a cup of coffee along a bowl of porridge made with 5 kinds of grains, chia seeds and vanilla protein powder topped with either raspberries or applesause.

homemade? which grains?

Store bought. It's a mix of rolled oats, rye and wheat flakes, barley and oat bran. It's got a nice mild and surprisingly soft taste and texture when cooked. I really prefer it over regular oats.

-3 egg omelette cooked in a bit of butter with grilled onions, jalapenos, tomatoes, spinach, and garlic in it
-2 pieces of shitty, Dollar Tree turkey bacon
-1 piece of double fiber bread with spray, 0 calorie, butter
-1 small glass of orange juice and ice water

I love breakfast. Don't usually eat lunch, so breakfast is pretty big.

I start off my day with a homemade coconut and a handful of activated almonds.

That you have shit taste and just because you like something doesn't make it good

Hot oatmeal cereal and maybe some yogurt

how do activate yours?

>3 am: just screaming

Hey, short chicks are best chicks

6 pieces of toast topped with cream cheese and Kalles Kaviar, Maybe 4 or so litres of milk to drink too.

Those are not over easy lmao

that's a fucking meme from that angry faggot's cooking video he does in his house why do I remember this

>meme
Go suck a dick you fucking retard.

Are you qt?

Usually leftovers. I'm usually cold in the morning so I love soup soup for breakfast.

Whatever the heck I want. I'm a grown ass man and I can eat whatever the heck I want for breakfast.

Sometimes it's a few croissant breakfast sandwiches drizzled with honey. Sometimes it's leftover takeout from the day before. It really depends on my mood and whatever is left available in my house. MY house. I do not love in a basement or in an apartment like the rest of you.

Yeah, I live in an apartment, I can't choose what I want for breakfast!

How's that opportunity cost of owning a house treating you?

I don't eat breakfast, just make 5 cups of coffee and that'll tide me out to dinner

fry two eggs, make a black coffee, butter my toast, and read my phone's CNN app while slowly consuming before work.

>relaxing

You really drink 4 cartons of milk everyday?

I start every morning with a glass of ice water and a cup of green tea. Then I usually eat a bowl of oatmeal with chopped fruit or berries inside. Then a second serving of fruit or toast with peanut butter.

Are you adult enough to eat properly for breakfast, or do you act like man of the house all of the time?

>no wonder he lives alone

>eggs overcooked to fuck
>bacon undercooked and chewy
>dry fucking toast

looks pretty disgusting tbqh

>grown ass man
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