Mayo

You have 5 (five) seconds to tell me why mayonnaise is not the best condiment.

Miracle whip is best but also isn't mayo.

It's gross.

Because BBQ sauce.

Kewpie mayo is the superior mayo

Weeb plz leave.

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It's boring and overly sweet.

Because ranch dressing

do you guys even horseradish

Because it's fucking gross and ruins everything it touches.

Also why would you need mayo when mustard exists and has so many varieties??

I like it when it is used to make a garlic aioli. On its own nah.

there is a very fine line between a good amount and disgustingly overwhelming

>packaged processed cancer shit
>mayo

It's not hard to mix oil and eggs

>Ruining allioli with meme condiment
What the fuck is wrong with you?

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Also
>Garlic allioli
Its name literally means "garlic and (prefferably olive) oil". Americans have alrady shat on our culture by overtaking our National day with "muh towers". Don't shit on it further by calling some bullshit sauce with oil and perhaps eggs but no garlic allioli.

It's not because I said so

I am not an American nor do I live in the USA. The French owner of the place I eat at regularly serves his fries with garlic aioli (mayo based) and it is delicious. Stop being a huge pretentious dick.

mayo alioli? WTF LOL, you can add egg if you want but mayo? are you serious? retard

Mayo based. Additionally there are spices, olive oil, lemon juice, fresh garlic...it is great. And what do you think mayo is made from you retard? Look up recipes for garlic aioili tons of them have mayo in it.

I'm gonna blow your mind, but mayo has eggs in it

on an unrelated note here's my recipe for a ghetto aioli
equal parts mayo and horseradish
hella garlic, minced as fine as possible
mustard powder
lemon jews
mix very well
shits dank af senpai

Sounds delicious

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fuck off, Im catalan and I've been eating allioli since I was a cild. I sure know as hell what a good allioli is and what it should contain you utter retard

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>I'm gonna blow your mind, but mayo has eggs in it
>on an unrelated note here's my recipe for a ghetto aioli
>equal parts mayo and horseradish
>hella garlic, minced as fine as possible
>mustard powder
>lemon jews
>mix very well
>shits dank af senpai

Breh, you're halfway to Toum. Bust out your food processor and whip some of that shit up. It'll change your life.

>im catalan

Not for long you won't be cuck. This is why I support mass immigrant hordes to Western Europe can't wait to see you all wiped out.

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I found this today for all you aioli fags

Bearnaise.

It's not tasteless, but it's like if blandness had a flavour.

Mustard

pure mayo is disgusting
mayo based recipes can be good tho