Itt: wifey material

looks pretty good desu

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>Chicken Permission

"Permission to chicken, sir."

to be toothful i woud eat

I hope that permission was finely granted.

>budweiser & clamato

"Permission granted, private."

>la combinacion perfecta

Return to reddit, kiddo.

Chicken Persimmon

Found the newfag

Holy fuck this is a trainwreck.

>dubs checked

The amount of people that just went >Chicken Permission proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.

All of you people try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.

Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" Veeky Forums.

W-wait, comeback user

Wait friend prease stay and be funneh with us

You don't have my Chicken permission to leave.

What else will you do?

user pls don't leave, not like this....

I fucking hate niggers.

chuckled

Thank you. Hungover and I needed a giggle.

>Budweiser & Clamato

why are niggers so dumb? will giving mo money fo dem programs fix their ingrained stupidity?

im fucking mad, damn niggers i hope they burn in hell forever.

As a Bloody Mary drinker I find Micheladas to be absolutely disgusting.

"Red Beer" as the white trash that want Bud and Tomato Juice together is absolutely baffling.

I wish I never knew Micheladas was a thing.
>Worcestershire Sauce
>Soy Sauce
literally why

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S-STOP

user, wait! I... I never told you that you're the father. I thought you'd always be here for me. For us. Please, baby. Don't go.

This is disgusting not even in any joking way. WTF did he do to the chicken alfredo? You can see the shape of the plastic dish it was in if you look half blindly (an oval) and it looks thicker and stickier than snot from a bad sinus infection. You know that pasta is just going to dissolve in your mouth it's so over cooked and gross. They didn't even stir it up to mix the pasta with the chicken and sauce and the top which was the bottom was the noodles then the chicken on top which is now the bottom.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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mild kek

>those tags

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no wait stop don't go

>beeing this sensible on the webz

Who does that shit

>salt-rimmed
looks like drinking from an ashtray

in mexico most of the glasses are just ashtrays that have outlived their usefulness. so we heat them up and stretch them out and they are too full of ash

OT?

the tags are what really make the picture

Well, here's the attention you so desperately wanted.

Most of these look like they are meant to be ironic more than serious.

See you after you eat your chicken "tendies" you pathetic faggot

would probably still taste like regular pancakes desu

Overtime, as in time and a half pay, you fucking neet

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thank you very much, wageslave! also, nice dubs

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well played

>all these salty Sallies hating on red beer

umami and booze should be in all of your wheel houses, I am genuinely surprised

>kip toestemming

>umeme
Just have a bloody mary if you want that.

Two shits and a sandwich?

youtube.com/watch?v=c7Md4YR75qU

Come with me friends, it's time once again.

I can't think of anything better than just raw dogging Marie a couple times as he lassaagna bakes

gotta work fast to fuck her a couple of times, you've only got half an hour while she incinerates onion and garlic.

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oh look, someone put her whole plate in the oven and forgot about the poached ... HOLY SHIT WHY IS THE CHEESE NOT MOLTEN

I love it when they use paper plates.

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Oh, what? You're gonna just run away? What a
>chicken permission

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Dear god. Please tell me she just photographed the charcoal briquets that were used to cook something actually edible.

>you

Looks like tendies one of the drunks on here passed out and left in the oven

>tfw married a chicana

>>Worcestershire Sauce
>>Soy Sauce

Same answer in each case: savory notes balance the acid profile of the tomatoes

It's the best thing in that picture by a long shot.

I saw this a few nights ago while baked and holy shit it creeps into my mind every day for like 5 minutes

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If you had an army and you needed to give them 150 chickens to feed them through 3 missions that would be roughly 3 chicken permission

>150 / 3 = 3
brilliant

Pretty sure this is a joke you autists. "Pasta al Kraft"??

I don't get why people freak out about bad food so muvh here when 90% of the posts are about fast food, 8% is shitpost, and MAYBE 2% is decent OC cooks who have to clump into their own generals because of overall lack of interest.

You must be doing it wrong user.
I don't drink micheladas but I do drink redeyes.
500ml lager, 250ml tomato juice or V-8, Worcester sauce, squeeze of lime, and Louisiana chipotle sauce to taste. Absolutely the best thing for a hangover.

youtube.com/watch?v=obBPaB9p-G4

The best thing for a hangover is water; you're just an alcoholic.

fuck i'm dying

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Bone app the teeth

Nothing like grilling chicken on an open range.

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one time, i had a friend take two tortillas and pour a bunch of ranch on them, and just ate it like that.

her face must be made of lead because it keeps trying to sink to the floor

CHICKEN DENIED

>negro cuisine

hell yeah benihana up in this bitch