How do I cook this please thanks

How do I cook this please thanks.

I don't know where to even begin with somebody who doesn't know how to make pancakes, or scrambled eggs, or dinner rolls, or french fries, or grilled meat, or salad.

Do you just live off of fast food or something?

"Elementum recolligo Huic commodo locus mihi vestri vox.
Elementum ego unda dico vos.
Permissum Pluit es est meus nos sic vadum is exsisto”.

It looks so tasty and I want it in my mouth. Do you know any restaurant I can pay money for them to cook me this?

Look up "food lab" pancakes on google. then french fries with food. Is the bottom left really eggs btw? looks like pimento cheese to me.

it's already cooked

french fries with food lab rather

IHOP

Did you just recently move out of a basement into real life?

> cigarettes
Immoral, irresponsible and utterly and totally reprehensible.

is that.... cheese on the salad

Who owns this cat? I keep seeing pictures of it here.

Are you implying the french fries are cigarettes? Wtf

>scrambled eggs
I thought it was potato salad

there is not a single difficult to make thing on that plate

make pancakes, sprinkle powdered sugar on top, swish your maple syrup like in pic, toss on a dab of real butter.

Stop showing off asshole.

Get good faggit

Cooking basics is now "showing off"?

Me

It's that entitled mentality: "You 'have it better'* than me, so you should feel bad!"

*(put in more work)

OP, the reason everyone's treating you like shit in this thread is that there are no less than six different things in that pic that you could be asking about, all of which can easily be looked up on Google.

If you asked something like
>what's that between the salad and rolls?
or
>how do I make my fries look like these?
you'd have some helpful replies mixed in with the shit.

It's clearly a form of macaroni and cheese.

Not everybody has the privilege of being born in a first world country...

Bottom left is scrambled eggs.

What kind of meal is that that you order that big savory variety plate with potatoes, salad, and barbeque, and then you got fucking stack of morning fat as the side order to that?

are you taking the piss? it's clearly scrambled eggs

Is that beef or chicken?

If he's on Veeky Forums he has access to a search engine, you moron.

>Pork chops
>French fries
>Salad
>Scrambled eggs???
>Rolls

One of these things doesn't belong.

Have you never had cheese on your salad? Even Cesar salad has Parmesan. It's pretty common.

No need to be rude. He might not know what's on those plates.