How am I supposed to eat these? I have had a can in my pantry for months

you just eat them out of the can. i like a little malt vinegar or grainy brown mustard to drink while crying myself to sleep eating these

sheperds bread and cream cheese.

Haram

These gentlemen know the answer.

Mah nigga.

Crackers, some cream cheese or creme fraiche, and shallots, capers if you like those shits.

BTW, oysters are great for your libido.

I used to dump them in a bowl of cottage cheese.
I just posted about this the other day it, it's a real good snack.

Cut some cheese and eat the oysters with cheese and crackers

I get horny af when I eat these.

1 Find a deserted island where you won't be rescued for months and go there
2 After a week or two you will be so hungry and desperate for food that you will literally eat anything
3 Eat your own shoes first because even they taste better
4 When you finally have no choice but to consume them or literally die, then you will summon up the guts to eat them

Ritz crackers and spray cheeze

First Choice: crackers (your choice) and Crystal Sauce.

Second Choice: Picapeppa (sp?) sauce, cream cheese and crackers (your choice)

Third Choice: out of the can with matzohs and a splash of Tabasco.

Don't listen to this dumb-ass moron

Tabasco is my first choice, but I don't like repeating whats already been said. Horseradish, some lemon for taste, and your favorite alcohol that goes well with fish (I do Tito's vodka). If you do want to cook them, DO NOT FRY THEM. Steam them for a few minutes, and you'll be golden. Frying anything except fresh oysters absolutely destroys them, and it'll even destroy fresh oysters.

You can't beat fresh oysters, but these are definately in the okay category.

Shit taste detected. Sure, they're much shittier than fresh oysters, but damn they're still a good snack food with cheese and crackers (or straight from the can with liquor).

Personally I like canned herring/sardines a bit more, though.

i just pour off the oil and dry them on a paper towel and eat them on their own

cheap green pimento olives are good with them too

this was my favorite food as a child

bumblebee.com/recipes/oyster-stuffed-mushrooms/

Do this, but with one adjustment: mince the mushroom stems and cook them into the stuffing. And speaking of stuffing, smoked oysters are great in poultry stuffing.

>smoked oysters are great in poultry stuffing
you come up with this or what? sounds gud

Oyster stuffing is an old tradition, but I didn't hear of it either until pretty recently! You could do it with fresh oysters, too, but I would just them raw if I had them.

hot sauce and a little mustard on cracker.

Oyster stew bro

with bacon bits and tobasco

youtu.be/ikV-GzGjKg0

Flush them down the fucking toilet, they smell and taste worse than satans asshole.

I wouldn't feed them to my pets!

Make a Bisque

just eat them right out of the can with a fork then drink the juice after

This, unless you're some sort of faggot

put em on crackers

maybe some mayo?

ignore these fools

Soak them in hot sauce of choice. Tie a strong string around one at a time (keeping them about 2 inches apart on the string). Shove them up your ass, and have someone yank them out and serve them up! I call the dish "Anal Oyster Beads"

>I call the dish "Anal Oyster Beads"
oy vey, the goyim know, shut it down

One time I ate a can and then I had to jack off like 4 times at work throughout the day to stop from going insane with horniness.

lel, it's the zinc

wow user i just laughed so hard i shit myself

Shout out to the hot sauce and saltine guys. I picked up some of these oysters at the store just now and am digging this as a snack.

You stuck them in your ass first, right? That's a very important step.

Yup this is the correct way. I treat myself to a can of fancy smoked oysters once a week. Delicious

>Not "rocky mountain oysters"
You fugged up

Are they supposed to be gritty af or did I get a bad batch and have hepatitis now

would you eat those as is?

you bread and fry less choice meats bro

They're awesome just like that. If you wanted to bread them you'd use regular unsmoked oysters.

out the can raw you fucking pussy

Put toothpicks on them, lay them on a platter and enjoy.

this, fucking puss

>warm up in microwave
>eat with fork

Simple

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Put em on a cracker with some bell pepper and any kind of creamy cheese

wtf is canned oysters really a thing?
fuck americans disgust me more and more everyday

They're really common here in Spain. Pic related is my favorite brand. Unfortunately they're quite expensive, about $15 US for a can.

Shit, hope theyre better than the Us's $2 dollar cans of them for that price.

We have the cheap cans too, but those don't taste very good.

>Eating seafood any way other than fresh directly from the water with some lemon juice