Hamburgers aren't made with ham

>hamburgers aren't made with ham

Rumour is they're called hamburgers cause the guy who supposedly made thems father immigrated from there to America.

>bufallo wings aren't made with real wings from bufallos

So why aren't they called thereburgers?

From Hamburg I forgot to add.

>not being able to spell buffalo

>flamin hot cheetos
>they're not on fire

>French fries
>they're not even made in France

>Gatorade isn't aid for alligators.

But it is for the University of Florida alligators.

>buttermilk doesn't even have any butter in it

>the fellas in goodfellas don't even have solid, upstanding morals, and are therefore not good

>mud pie
>no mud

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>hot dog
>no dog meat

>sandwich
>no sand

>honeydew is not comprised of honey or mountain dew

>Zero snow

>buffalo chickens don't actually exist

>Apple Jacks
>Doesn't taste like apples

>vegemite
>doesn't contain any veges

Vegemite has celery and onion listed among it's ingredients you ignorant little cunt.

isn't vegemite mostly made from beer yeast byproduct or something? why isn't it called yeastemite?

>ramen
>no raw men

>vegemite
>absolutely no mites

>twinkies aren't made of diminutive gay men

...

>instant noodles
>they take 3 minutes in boiling water to cook

>monster energy
>not made with real monster juice

>Vegemite is a thick black Australian food spread made from leftover brewers' yeast extract with ... Concentrating the clear liquid extract and blending with salt, celery and onion extracts formed a sticky black paste.
Vegemite contains vegetables.

Almonds don't even produce milk. Soy either.

[citation needed]

>circus peanuts can't be bought at the circus

>corned beef.
>has no corn

it does tho

the fat in dairy is butterfat

lel fuck those commercials.

>ground beef doesn't taste like dirt

>white chocolate
>it's not white
>it's not chocolate

Yes it does. Literally if you shake buttermilk enough you'll isolate butter

>cheesecake
>not made of cheese
>not a cake

????

tfw you're not the winnamon

It's not snow, it's 'sno'

In some households they are.