Why do Germans like sausages so damn much?

Why do Germans like sausages so damn much?

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I'm German and I don't really like them all that much. I'm more of a roast, steak and meatballs kinda guy when it comes to meat.

Literally a degenerate country.

Beaten only by the Japs.

Why does everybody like sausage so much? Hmmm, b-b-because it t-t-tastes good?

Because it's the color of refugee dick

It's fucking delicious and basically your a fucking joke.

sausage is p good tbqh

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Have a lagh at der Germans

>SAUSAGE IS MOST EFFICIENT MEANS OF MEAT CONSUMPTION
>INCLUSES BENEFIT OF SPICES AND HERBS
>TAKE ON THE GO OR SHOVE UP ASS OF FAT AMARICAN
>BALANCE MEAL OF BEER AND CARBOHYDRATES WITH PROETEIN INSTEAD OF SUGAR LIKE AMARICANS

Not sure if you guys are trolling but is studpid Thread

Why does OP not like sausages enough?

Neck yourself my man

How do you consume sausage on the go?
Picture me trying to not fall over 2 other people while riding the bus drived by a maniac with no joy in his life other than causing passengers pain
Would this be an appropriate .moment to consume sausage?

I'm German and I really want a sausage now

>this nigga doesn't munch on landjaeger on his way to work

lmao @ ur lyfe

One of the main menu items at any American baseball park is sausage. Although it's "Italian" sausage!

Ich shenke du mein Wurst, mein deutsches Freund

>How do you consume sausage on the go?
if it's bratwurst or wiener: put it in a bread roll, put some mustard on it, eat on the go.

there's also a bunch of dried (smoked) sausages that are commonly eaten on the go without any condiments, like pic related

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>Why do Germans...

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that's wrong

Is that pizzle?

kabanos are tenten

landjaeger is awesome. During deer season I get a bunch of meat processed into it, freeze it, and eat it throughout the year.

I wish I was Bavarian sometimes

Is there a time in life where it is inappropriate to have sausage? If there is I hope I never live through a time like that

In a gay bar
In a NASCAR race
While fucking

The list goes on