Wakes up

>wakes up
>makes a cappuccino with a moka pot
>goes to work
>stops by a cafe and orders an espresso
>goes to lunch
>has an espresso after the meal
>goes to cafe to study
>orders an espresso
>goes to dinner
>has an espresso after the meal
>goes home
>late night moka pot
>"I can't believe how much coffee americans drink"

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I only see people from tea-drinking countries complain about American coffee consumption

>No mention of working
Yup, this is an Italian.

Those espresso shots are only around 2ml aren't they?

>no mention of 18 course pasta lunch like MAMA USED TO MAAKA!!!

Not Italian

To use Amerifriend measurements, all that is only 18oz of coffee in a day.
Starbucks sells coffee in 20oz and 30oz sizes.

>make cappuccino at home
Very few of us do that. We pick one up from the bar on the way to school/work.

>misses the 'go to work line'
Yep, this is an American.

90ml at most, which is 3oz. Most of us get 60ml or 45ml for those who like it stronger.

>be Finnish
>wake up
>have two cups of black coffee
>go to work
>have a cup of coffee
>work until lunch
>have a cup of coffee
>work until coffee break that is required by law
>have a cup of coffee
>get off work
>go home, eat dinner
>have a cup of coffee for dessert
>visit relatives
>have three cups of coffee
>go home
>go to bed
Repeat ad infinitum

You didn't talk about the part where you drink a case of beer.

Only slightly less caffeine than a regular cup of coffee though.

I have a pretty sweet espresso setup and usually pull 18g-30g shots. I like it dense.

>no contemplating suicide line

Not a true Finn.

I'm being serious now, no bullshit, memes or otherwise.
Do you people really mange to go to work, operate or live a life without having a decent breakfast?
When I wake up I'm typically starving, I'll generally have toast, 3 poached eggs, a cup of oatmeal and milk, some grapefruit segments, 2 cups of coffee and a few glasses of water.

I wake up at 8 and don't get hungry until around 11 normally. I always try to eat breakfast but its never appetizing to me. I'm also verging on underweight so maybe that has something to do with it.

>grapefruit segments
Can't start your day without segments!

When I wake up the thought of food makes me ill. I can't eat until at least 30 minutes after waking, and if it's the weekend I'll wait 2-3 hours.

i eat some biscuits, keeps me alive until lunch usually
cant think to eat all that shit after i just woke up

segment
noun
plural noun: segments
1.
each of the parts into which something is or may be divided such as a whole fruit which grows with separated lobes
"a large segment of the local population"

Because I'm just a segmented size of you?

Damn! Burned so bad that he deleted his post!

Those fuckhuge drinks are mostly coffee themed sugar bombs. I can't imagine anyone getting one that size with just normal coffee.

>"I can't believe how much coffee americans drink"
Too long between hits?
Missing being able to post "OBSESSED" on some dumb euros post you stockholm syndrome cuck?

>wakes up
>spews up last nights kebab and lager
>fucking cunts
>grabs a Greggs steakbake on the way to work
>eats a load of processed crap all day
>stop by the chip shop on the way home from work
>stop by the kebab shop on the way back from the pub
>feels good man

Sounds like the beginning and end of "Finnegan's Wake."

doesn't listen to this song (youtube.com/watch?v=s3Nr-FoA9Ps) at middday
not italian

And regular coffee places in the US sell 12oz cups of plain ol' coffee as a small (offering larger quantities as well). I've been living and working in the US for over a decade now. Coworkers generally have two of those cups of coffee during the work day. They come in with one, so I assume it's a remnant from breakfast then they get a second one during midmorning break.

I'm a bit atypical for an Italian because I only have one bit of coffee per day, a shot of espresso with milk at breakfast. The rest of my family typically have four or so daily.

That's too fucking big for me for breakfast. My breakfasts average only about 300 calories, not including my coffee and milk.
Typically, I'll have some sort of grain-based food, usually a baked good, with some sort of fruit and/or dairy component. Buttered bread. Toast and jam. Rice pudding with prunes. Viennoiserie. Cereal and milk/yogurt. That sort of thing. Seldom exceeding 400kcal.

>wake up
>make a cappuccino with a moka pot

>Wake up (wake up)
>Grab a brush and put a little make-up
>Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up (hide the scars to fade away the...)
>Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
>Here you go create another fable

>You wanted to
>Grab a brush and put a little makeup
>You wanted to
>Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up
>You wanted to
>Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
>You wanted to

>I don't think you trust
>In my self-righteous suicide
>I cry when angels deserve to die

>Wake up (wake up)
>Grab a brush and put a little make-up
>Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up (hide the scars to fade away the...)
>Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
>Here you go create another fable

>You wanted to
>Grab a brush and put a little make-up
>You wanted to
>Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up
>You wanted to
>Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
>You wanted to

>I don't think you trust
>In my self-righteous suicide
>I cry when angels deserve to die
>In my self-righteous suicide
>I cry when angels deserve to die

>Father, father, father, father
>Father, into your hands I commend my spirit
>Father, into your hands
>Why have you forsaken me?
>In your eyes forsaken me
>In your thoughts forsaken me
>In your heart forsaken me, oh

>Trust in my self-righteous suicide
>I cry when angels deserve to die
>In my self-righteous suicide
>I cry when angels deserve to die

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