People who like brown sugar pop tarts need to remove themselves from this world

people who like brown sugar pop tarts need to remove themselves from this world

I agree OP, if you're eating a pop-tart flavor that doesn't have the word berry in it something is wrong with your taste buds.

>current year or really any year before or after the current one
>eating poptarts

why would you eat that shit when toaster stroodles exist?

people who like jojo need to remove themselves from the gene pool

people who don't like jojo need to remove themselves from the gene pool

anime only secondaries can join them too

Those are the best ones though as they aren't sweet as shit.

This is too next level. We need more people like you.

Because some of us have been scarred. One time I ate a blueberry strudel and the molten outsides and the somehow crunchy and creamy frozen inside made me stop eating anything berry flavoured for 4 years.

>stroodles

toaster strudels are on a whole nother level than poptarts, you actually have to take the time to toast those fuckers
poptarts are for people too lazy to make a t'strude

Guys.

Guys.

What if...

What if we took two poptarts and used them as bread, with the toaster strudel in the middle?

And we could make extra icing and coat the top and bottom of the strudel.

Or if they're the all the same flavor we could coat the strudel in warm jam of the same flavor.

But that's right.

>people who like pop tarts need to remove themselves from this world
ftfy

ill give you a C for effort

>didn't swap the e and l

So close.

Why the fuck do people even manufacture brown sugar flavor pop tarts? It's like they exist solely to pad out boxes or something, but people still buy entire boxes of only brown sugar. Is it a meme?

>can't take a joke

grow up

>getting upset over nothing

Calm down.

>he actually edited a box of toaster stroodles to spell strudel
Do the following brands trigger you?
Tastee-Freez
Kool-Aid
Krazy Kuisine
Reddy-Wip
Cheez-Whiz

>stupid jojo memes
surprised you didn't put it in stand brackets you fujoshi faggot
also brown sugar is delicious, proof that jojofags have no taste for anything but dick

only good ones are ham and cheese

explain what's wrong with them? Haven't had a pop tart in at least 8 years but I definitely didn't mind the brown sugar ones

Yes

Haven't seen this post before!

Best strudel coming through.

Anyone who eats poptarts needs to die.

Even more so of you want to argue about flavors.

kys chimps

>people who like jojo need to remove themselves from the gene pool

They're gay and you can't make buttbabies yet, so we only have to wait

The vending machine in the student lounge replaced s'more flavor with brown sugar just in the past month. They also raised the price on all poptarts by a quarter.
Thinking about bitching out one of the beaurocrats likely responsible for this desu.

buy em in bulk and start your own business

who /birthdaycake/ here?

my nigga

In all honesty brown sugar sucks now
BUT
A few years ago they changed their recipe or process or something. Brown sugar used to be godly. It used to be perfect. But then suddenly, every box was dry crumbly shit. I tried them every few months for a while but they never returned to glory. And I haven't eaten a poptart since.

I can't think of a single better poptart you faggot. MAYBE POSSIBLE strawberry with frosting, but you're out of your god damn mind.

I'll give you a boston creampai my man

I just threw up in my mouth