I'm an expert on American cuisine

Number of hot dogs depends on the brand, usually 6, 8, 10, or 12 to a pack.

Some Nathan's packages are fucked though, and are only 5 to a pack. Why the fuck they do that I have no idea.

How come you escaped stoning?

I have a 250 word essay due next month. Help? I won't get it done in time by myself.

Toad in my butthole

Yes it's called trow it on the fryer

>have you ever been so eager to shitpost that you start misspelling words?

so that you always have to buy too many of one of them to boost sales

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american barbecue
"americanized" food counts too

If you want to eat all your 10 hot dogs you need to buy two packs of buns, if you want to eat all your buns you need buy more hot dogs, etc. Unless you commit to buying 4x10 hot dogs and 5x8 buns, you'll always buy too many of one of them and they'll get to sell you something you don't need.

>not using the 2 remaining hotdogs in the pack to stimulate your prostate

too soft, my tight sphincter would turn them into useless mush almost immediately, wouldn't provide any meaningful stimulation

"Oi cheeky, trow it in the fryer love. Too lanky!"

or just buy a pack with the same number of both? or if you have extra dogs throw them to your dog, put em in something, and extra buns can be used for a sandwich or thrown to the birds or bread crumbs like seriously this isnt even a fucking problem if you think it through more than face value this thread is a sham Veeky Forums is a fucking joke board only because you fucking idiots let it be fuck this fuck everything for me it is the mcfuck you

Rice. Just rice. Buy a 20lb bag, and then you can save the rest of your money.

no you'd be surprised; it's just sensitive, not really rock solid down there, even though it might seem that way based on how hard it is to stick things in (which is largely due to pain and discomfort, rather than actual physical stiffness)

Why can't Americans into savoury pies? Fruit pies are shit.

What country do you think has had the most influence on american cuisine, and why?

There are only hot dog packs of 10 and bun packs of 8.

I don't have a dog or anyone I could give the spare dogs too. My usual strategy for dealing with this problem, actually, is to have a couple hot dogs with two dogs in one bun.

My asshole is really damn tight tho

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Chicken pot pie is American you son of a dog

us brits just nailed down the perfect formula and any attempt to deviate (like the americans are doing) only results in mediocrity

How many burgers in a burger's burger

Jesus Christ, I didn't mean to unleash this hotdog shitstorm. I was half shitposting with that

1000 dollars is at least 1200 gourmet pork sausages
knock yourself out

egg-in-the-hole

It's a cultural tradition that goes centuries back. You should respect it, user.

no
am i supposed to be able to raise it up hands-free like that?

no real difference

other classic american condiments include ranch, relish and whole pizzas

no

some dude worked out that the optimal profits are made when buns get sold in 10 packs, and some other dude worked out that hot dogs are best sold in 8 packs

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pies dont appeal to burgers

probably just america themselves since they're the ones who invented the burger

depends on the burger and which burger the burger bought

hey, i'm sure didn't mean to unleash a shitstorm either, that's why you gotta keep clean

>hotdog shitstorm
that's certainly what you'd get if you stuffed a hot dog up my bumhole

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>no
>am i supposed to be able to raise it up hands-free like that?
if you're not a peckerwood you should

Top 3 condiments on the hot dog

lube

ketchup catsup and some extra ketchup

if the burger wants the burgerest burger how many burgers should he stick in his burger?

>There are only hot dog packs of 10 and bun packs of 8.

Confirmed for buying cheap hot dogs. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Onions, sauerkraut, and maybe relish.

If you put any sauce on your hot dogs, I automatically assume your IQ is in the double digits.

i'd say ketchup is a must, then beyond that i like a little bit of hot sauce of some kind, and possibly some caramelised onions

the burger should stuff as many fat burgers into his burger as his tight burger can take and then just as it thinks it can't possibly fit another burger in there oil one up and ram it in

4, or 5 on a good day

I usually get the herta ones which aren't amazing but do the job, but when I can I get the nice ones from Lidl, they're good

Nice authentic german hotdogs come in packs of 10.

has nothing to do with quality

>probably just america themselves since they're the ones who invented the burger

Thanks for the answer. You proved yourself to be a retarded fagfuck. Please ensure you don"t survive through the night. Thank you.

Oh, by the way, your bait is incredibly weak when you can't set the hook. Now fuvk off.

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Cuisine is a style of cooking characterized by distinctive ingredients, techniques and dishes, and usually associated with a specific culture or geographi region.
As there are no such thing in America, your post is moot.

Is eating avocado and siracha mayo on gluten free bread ok?

OP here. Yes it is. Now please insert your cock in my slimy butt hole

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Because an american family's serving size is 40 hotdogs per meal
This helps them remember

you seem upset my friend has this humble fisherman caught you on his line of subversive deception

user, you should know that the average poster here (save you and I) is too young to get the reference.
That was a great episode, by the way, and llamas are pretty cool, IMO.

>I'm an expert on American cuisine.
> American cuisine.
America has no cuisine.

America's cuisine is the world's cuisine. We own it all. Suck it.

>America's cuisine is the world's cuisine
You have nothing.

Corporate rip-offs of other nations cuisine is not original.

Nigger food.

Pre-Oddyseus Polyphemus

We have everything. Don't cry and don't go away mad - just go away.

Yeah we are all jealous of your hormone beef and wood pulp cheese. And the rest of the world cares about your sports too.

American football games get sold out in London within hours every single year. People line up for a mile when an American fast food restaurant opens in yurope. Yes, the world outside of my beloved borders is so fanciful and completely not envious and obsessed with everything American, right?

Face it. America dominates in everything.

>Face it. America dominates in everything.
In your mind it's real.

Yes you're very good at being the world champions of sports no one plays and at pandering to fat people.

Certainly dominates in terms of body mass.

Buy some ear plugs to stop your brains from leaking out. It's hindering your outlook.

ahaha

Looks like I struck a cord. Heh.

Actually that's Mex-i-co.
telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/centralamericaandthecaribbean/mexico/10173174/Mexico-surpasses-US-in-obesity-levels.html