I have 3 dollars to last me until Monday, I also don't have toilet paper

> drink wine
> forget about sorrows
> make French toast with eggs and bread
> buy ramen for lunch
> curry fried rice for dinner
> find gun in alley
> kill yourself

Mom just tried to steal money from my uncle and then tried to get me involved so I really shouldn't right now

Aren't there any Asians in this board that can teach me how to feed myself for two days for under a dollar?
I already have a lot of Asian ingredients anyways
Asian food is supposed to be absolute poverty tire

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Go to a food pantry. You get a ton of free food.

Why are so many of you poor numb skulls so ignorant? Is that why people starve to death - because they're too stupid to find free food?

literally a big bag of rice or ramen and whatever tf you want after that if you have money. Dont buy tp use the shower or steal some from a public shitter

Is stealing paper from public toilets a fucking common thing?

>common thing
If you claim you don't then you'd be the first person I've met to say so.

No way, is this some kind of joke I missed because that's literal poverty. I'll mail you a pack of tp if you stop stealing public tp

Millionaires steal hotel room bath towels. What makes you think only poor people steal shit wipe?

Single rolls of TP at dollar store for 70 cents each
Ramen packs at any supermarket/deli for 30 cents each

Why not both?

Sleep tight, porker

dumbass get your self to a family or friend's house. You literally can't do shit with $3

>You literally can't do shit with $3
Sure he can, he just can't wipe afterwards.

>one box of ramen for $1
>two mchickens for 2.50 (scrounge up some change)
>steal mass napkins from mcdicks for tp

wa lah

Seriously I have over 20 things and ramen and mcchicken is the best you can come up with?
I know that maybe buying cheap as fuck chicken and some rice, maybe carrots and onions I can eat but I want options

Buy a cheap, used, rusty knife and use it to slit your wrists.

go to a few public bathrooms and loot free TP.
go to soup kitchen/food pantry
otherwise, buy dollar bag of rice, dollar can of beans, and 50 cents of TP

I already have one of those thank you

Buy ramen and bacon. Cut the bacon into small pieces. Fry it while boiling ur ramen. Pour teriyaki sauce on bacon while cooking. Put boiled ramen into pan with bacon and fry for just a moment. Good shit. (Add some paprika to the pan or some shit)

Bacon for 3 bucks? Where the fuck do you find that small packages.

I can get a pack of bacon for like $0.75 where I live :c

rice and or beans & maybe look for a possum crossing the road.

Don't buy toilet paper just shower after poop if you don't care bout your water bill

A bag of rice should last you till Monday, should be about $2 or less.
With the final dollar buy yourself a pack of toilet paper from a dollar store, if you have one.
I'd say save the eggs and for breakfast.
Skip lunch (who eats lunch)
For dinner just cook up some white rice. Add your favorite sauce/spices to the white rice and it should fill you.
Improvise. Fry it?

lottery tickets my man.

Get yourself some franks and veggies. Grill them up and you're good.

Buy 3lb. of chicken thighs and make curry with them you cock-gargling idiot

Somebody's been poor in life.
This is all solid advice.

Potatoes and a roll of toilet paper

Just buy ramen/rice and steal a roll of tp from the nearest gas station bathroom like any respectable poor asshole.

>buy spaghetti noodles
>cheapest sauce possible
>steal package of ground beef or canned chicken
>cargo pants help
>spaghetti should last at least 1.5 days
>unless you're a fatass
>take empty toilet roll to public bathroom
>wind enough of theirs onto yours that you can hide it in pocket
>cargo pants help
>make ham and cheese sandwich
>omelette with toast with remaining bread and ham and cheese
>if no ham and cheese left just eggs and toast
>cargo pants help

>Not adding onion and seasoning it whit Paprika as soon as it becomes glossy

Three bucks, three days. What do you have already? All you really need is three decent-size portions. You might not feel great, but you'll live.

As mentioned already, rice and beans are solid choices. You really can't do much besides staples for that kind of price. Maybe grab a loaf of bread and then try different kinds of sandwiches with whatever's in the cupboards?

I eat lunch but skip breakfast because of personal reasons

How do you find this shit without a car/Google

>how to find without internet
>he posted on the internet

Maybe he did something ilegal and can't log in to his Google account or he will get tracked

>Logging in to use Google search.
Literally wut?

They track you all the time user

Go to a public park and steal the toilet paper.

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>I have 3 dollars to last me until Monday

non-poorfag here.

how does this even happen?

how many days left to monday?

Steal some tp from public bathrooms
Buy some cheap food like rice and beans maybe some eggs

Fast, and use leaves to clean your ass.

wut

Steal the toilet paper or just shit inside stores. Steal bags of rice or just eat inside of walmart and throw the shit away. It's actually way easier than most people think.

How the fuck would you steal bags of rice? Wouldn't that be kinda obvious?

clean your asshole in the bath, toiler paper is for fags
think 1800s bidet, just splash water on your ass after you go to the bathroom and wash it down the drain

also buy rice

Just take it and put it in your pants pocket. You don't have to steal a 20 lb bag. They got pretty slim ones. Also you can just take what you want and leave with it if you're hungry. Nobody is gonna do jack shit except tell you to come back, they legally can't stop you.

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The voice of experience speaking, but it's true. You won't be caught, especially if you're clean looking and go early in the morning to a major grocery.

i'm guessing welfare/ssi

>they legally can't stop you
Ever heard of Loss Prevention?
Unless that doesn't fucking exist in America for some reason but I find that hard to believe.

just go grocery shopping.
up 1 aisle and down the other.
putting shit in the cart.
get milk cookies and some fruit.
break open some pop tarts.
feast.
then leave the cart and take off.

Yeah, LP doesn't give a shit in America, they WILL intimidate and grab you.

Hey dumbass, in murrica major groceries are open 24/7. You think they have some minion watching the cameras at 7:00 in the morning? You're an imbecile beyond stupid.

Keep your money. Eat what you already have in your home. Enjoy it.

Use your clothes as toilet paper -- it's obvious you're already a tramp.

Yuk

>shit wipe
What do he mean by this?

You seem very scummy t b h

Not him but just do it. You're a waste of oxygen and you know it.

Read Bukowski to get a feel for being down and out in a major city in USica.

Bitch, it's a single day. Buy a loaf of bread and some ham or something.

this is good advice

go to a library or something and take a bookbag. just take 1 or 2 rolls if you really need it

also what city are you in

googling food pantries and community meals from churches will get you around

1. Go to grocery store
2. Walk to restroom
3. Stuff toilet paper in pocket.
4. Make surprisingly not horrendisly disgusting 2 dollar curry.

I don't understand questions like these, ur not gonna die in 2 days from not eating so any food you can buy is just a bonus

Buy a 2lb bag of rice and make fried rice it's tasty and cheap as fuck to make. Also you could do some french toast for breaky.

>Millionaires steal hotel room bath towels.

Not anymore.

Everything gets charged to the credit card you left at check in if it can't be accounted for when you checkout.

The only ones who would get a pass are the whales who are solid regulars or notable enough that the manager came to greet them on arrival. They will spend so much more down the line that it's pointless charging them for towels.

Everyone else, it's added to the bill.

>Not liking eating FUCKING FOOD

Kill yourself faGLORD

rice, potatoes

You'd like to believe this but it simply isn't true.

Did OP die in the meantime? It's almost monday.

>get naked
>make shit
>take shower
>wa la

>turn self in
>state issues food, tp, & lodge

Just saved yourself $3

>taxing the stupid

Porker, sleep tight

You can afford all that shit on $3
Do you live in a 3rd world country or something?

Buy food. You don't need toilet paper to wipe. Use water and soap.

and you can use the wrappers and bag as toilet paper. problem solved

what does hypothetical mean

you already know.

I put coco powder on toilet paper and eat it. Should last until monday

Retard. Why wouldn't you just get cocoa powder TP from the Presbyterian church?

I'm not a burgertard

It's British.

There's nothing you can buy with just $3 that's going to help you.

I'm not a britbong then

are you retarded