Would you eat a poisoned sandwich for $500?

Would you eat a poisoned sandwich for $500?

What kind of poison?

For 501 dollars only if it killed me immediately tho

Only if you shoot yourself in the head for a thousand. You have to go first though.

Ricin

So you are asking if I want to die for $500? What do you think?

Ok how about $1,000?

I will do it for $10 million now if I can eat it in 30 years time.

Nope $1,000 and you have to eat it now

I'll give you $100k and you eat it in 20 years

Depends. Is that american cheese, or cheddar?

DEAL!

>ha sucker, I'm gonna use that cash to eat poison daily to give my self an immunity

>End my miserable life
>Receive $500
>Have tasty sandwich

What a stupid fucking question

Not that guy but your deal is terrible. You gotta offer something hard to refuse that you can't get with a day of effort.

Look at it this way, you could eat a poison sandwich and get $1,000, or you could eat a normal sandwich then go rob a few places, you'll have >$1,000 AND only be wanted by the police instead of dead. It just ain't worth it.

>Being chased by the state
>Be dead

The decision is simple really

>not having fun before you die

If you're worried about being captured just put in a fake tooth with cyanide in it.

>go rob a few places, you'll have >$1,000 AND only be wanted by the police instead of dead

Problem is you'd be a nigger too.

you fool! time is more valuable than money

deadly poison? diarrhea poison? vomiting poison? what kind of poison are we talking about?

Deadly
Read the thread

>read the thread
as an user told me yesterday, no one does that, but thanks for the answer

it'd kill me? I'd do it for free

Do you go outside or do you just make life decisions off of action movies

Are you saying you're regularly offered poison sandwiches in exchange for money, to the point you expected responses to this thread to be realistic?

How much is the antidote?

$500

If you leave the house more often you will be surprised by what the world has to offer

kek free sandwich

I don't have 500 dollars

can i somehow sue you for this and get more than your crappy offer?

Or you could just get a job?

I'd eat less than the lethal dose. You never said the entire sandwich had to be eaten.

He also never said how much poison was in the sandwich.

Does it guarantee a painless death?

If so, I'll do it for free.

Here take $500 in bitcoins, go away and never post again.

Still laughing for some reason.

id eat it for free as long as i die.

The poison is in the dose. Everything is survivable in a small enough dose and everything is fatal in high enough dose.

Can I have that dead too pretty please....? ;_;

Back in like 2008 when I was in high school my friend ate a moldy sandwich that lay in the dirt in a planter over the weekend for $50. Does that count?

Back in my day at high school we paid a guy $15 to lick all over the urinal in the boys toilets. Beat that

pretty sure he's asking can i get 10 mil and not have to own up to the deal until after i've spent it

There is never too much love

Does the sandwich taste good?
Like what is it on a 1-10

>licking boys urinal in a high school
I've done that for free
I don't even go to high school so it was harder to pull it off

Why would I buy a poisoned sandwich for $500?

I'll do it as long as it counts as legit cause of death for life insurance.

what a strange thread

Shit man I'd eat it for 250$ and a non poisoned sandwich. I've never been poisoned before but I believe that I'm immune to most poisons.

>I believe that I'm immune to most poisons.

You are a retard.

Interesting and easily testable hypothesis. Go to your nearest farm supply store, buy a few 1 lb bars of peanut flavored rat poison and go to town.

Only if it's the best fast food sandwich. The mcChicken, for me.

No, what a stupid thread.

Don't do that anymore.

or what?

>spending $500 bucks for a poisoned sandwich
There's got to be cheaper ways to off yourself

>what the world has to offer
So according to you, that would be poison sandwiches?

but he's saying you're losing the remaining time in your life for money, and time is more valuable so you are a fool!

This question is just about stupid enough to be on Quora. Oh wait, it probably has been on Quora and then copied here.

I'm in the US

Even with insurance, I'd lose money with the cost of an ER

People pay for e.coli burritos regularly

>I've done that for free
For free? I payed for that! And I had to escape from prison to do it!

Your turn ...

>Only if it's the best fast food sandwich. The mcChicken, for me.
McD is shitty but not poisened... but it make me vomit too...