Sup fu/ck/s

Sup fu/ck/s

I have $4000 and some change to last me till I get paid on Friday

How can I stretch that out until then

shut up

paper generally isn't particularly elastic, but you might have some success with the change if you can heat it untill it's a bit more malleable

Stop being a faggot and give me some actual advice
Stay the fuck out of my thread

You'll have to cut your daily caloriec intake to at MOST 6.5k. You'll also have to just get a normal dozen, instead of thw bakers dozen, of the extra creme filled creme filled donuts. Now, of course you CAN go to get the deep fried chicken nuggets on sale, so you can work out that """free""" box after you buy the 4. That should help you get through the reat of the week. Godspeed, user. Keep us posted.

eat a dick faggot

sage

$4k? Damn. You must be great at sucking cock.

4000 dollars is probably enough to buy enough McDonald's for at least a day for an average American.

OBSESSED

i'm confused what you're asking?
and why on Veeky Forums?

just leave

You know, these are not real money. Ask you parents for your allowance.

What the fuck do you mean thats not money. Oh shit, my landlord is not going to be happy

OP forgot to put in the period. $40.00 and some change

>give me some actual advice
>actual advice

Seven McDonalds' cheese burgers a day. Don't worry, you'll make it

With McDonald's?

Sup guys I have 28 dollar to get drunk with for the next two days, what should I buy

Idiot.

At this point you may need to resort to dumpster diving as $4,000 really can't feed someone for more than 2 days max.

See now this I believe and can get behind.

No you ;^)

Naan Bread and cheap energy drinks.