Can we have a Veeky Forums webm/Tasty thread?

Can we have a Veeky Forums webm/Tasty thread?

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>red bull and milk
This shit's gonna explode my kitchen, isn't it?

It creates ketchup gas.

Can't possibly imagine what direction this thread will go.

>study
Theres just random gibberish on the notebook

Has no place on plasma hot dogs

That's fucking foul. Why would you do that when literally everyone sells adderall or some shit

kek

Adding on to this, it's almost too fucking easy to get yourself a prescription.

Because Adderall is for degenerate retards.

and the concoction in OP isn't for degenerate retards? It's from Tasty so i assume anyone who makes this is pretty fucking dumb

And mixing that shit in OPs picture isn't?

>chef attempts a cunning new fusion of ingredients
WOW SO GREAT WHAT AN AMAZING CULINARY MIND
>random aspiring user attempts it
WHOA WHOA WHOA THIS ISN'T OKAY FUCKING KILL YOURSELF

Fuck off retard

Incredible. You need to be 18+ to post on Veeky Forums. Come back later when you aren't a blithering idiot.

>chef mixes red bull, milk, and chocolate powder
>loses all credibility

Fixed that for you.

Tasty is on par with ja/ck/

Do you have a single fact to back that up?

Well the webm in OP and that grilled martini shit.

If you think that webm is from Tasty, you are a dumdum. I hate Tasty, but it's obvious that webm is from shit satire

>red bull and milk

I thought Tasty was satire?

Yep, you're right. It's thrillist. still, Tasty a shit.

Thrillist?

Guess so. Just put grilled cheese martini into YouTube and I see a ton of reaction videos mentioning a dude named thrillist.

Where are all the webms?

>stir well
>fucks it with a whisk
>can barely move the whisk
>ends up twisting it like a fucking caveman trying to make fire

That was stirred exceedingly badly.

Just drink an energy drink. Then drink a protein dink after. Why mix it all together and fuck up the tastes. You're a student. You have the time...

What?

Why wouldn't you just eat a lot of Adderal instead of engaging in the forbidden art of mixing milk with soda

>new zealand brand milk
fucking hell lads im sorry

see

Fuck off retard

Don't they have anchor in Australia and most of the chink places too?

I wanted to say this thread is rebbit garbage but after that first post I'm not so sure anymore

lel

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>puts wine in pan
>sets on fire
>k

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very nearly made me puke, well done

Oh man, I always lose to that one.

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How does he do it Veeky Forums?

Mild downs syndrome, a 5 hour energy induced stroke, overconfidence and shit ingredients?

yuck..is the people invent this recipe alien?

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its a different pan you dork

>When I need to study or focus, I just have a cup of joe! Really gets me going!
>BUT ADDERALL IS FOR DRUGGIE LOSERS
You're just doing a shittier stimulant.
Also applies to tea.
And soda.
And literally anything that isn't water.

>microwaving raw chicken

this is blowing my mind right now

is that raw meatloaf.

who the fuck does a flambe when they're cooking alone?

it's like after my boyfriend fucks me

youtube.com/watch?v=obBPaB9p-G4

u bleed? blood, cum and poop?

Would this be from an arm?

my boyfriend is a dog and doesn't give me enough time for lube so yes

It's a leg in the series I think

jesus fucking christ i know that redneck "couisine" always has attroucious presentation but why everything he makes looks literally like shit.

WTF????

>Tasty

wtf I hate adderall now

>he thinks this is actually from Tasty

Gotcha. ,`:^)

hoh

probably the same people who eat human flesh

>garnish with peas

holy fuck there is so much gold in tasty videos, we need someone to start creating webms and posting that shit

>everything is cooked in a microwave
>muddy buddies look like a bag of shit

10 outta 10

Hannibal

Webm thread?

How about you fuck off.

If anyone wants fresh webm-making material, check out this and her other videos. She's basically the Europoor Jack.

youtube.com/watch?v=gAmktnEfHDY

Kay is worse because we know Jack doesn't actually cook outside of his shit fucking videos. She actually "feeds" a family

youtube.com/watch?v=-WhZvyrSeNA

>dumps like half a stick of lard into everything

Also did she fucking scrap off the teflon from a non-stick pan? The pan she uses in that and other videos definitely looks like she scrapped off a non-stick pan, and is now cooking on bare aluminium. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. Would explain why her and her son sounds so brain dead though.

>8242301

... but remember, you're the Harlem Shake of your perfectly cooked steak!

Godammit I heard that in his voice.

>newfags dont realize this is from the same guy who makes similar videos tricking people into making mustard and chlorine gas

You were supposed too?

>tfw my adderall connect went dry
>too scared to ask random people in my Uni classes
Hard work it is!!

Im considering trying to get adderal.

Any advice?

Yeah. 40mg. Andy more and it's like you're on fucking crank.

oh, and don't forget to force yourself to eat. That's important.

you can just go to the doctor and tell them you have ADD, they'll just give it to you

don't go get raped or something trying to buy it from the urban youths

do you steal buy or have a perscription? Im thinking of going for the latter because i genuinly have troubles not spacing and having this feeling that can only be described as watery. Im just worried about what to even say to get it

Fugg

aside from the retarded recipe...is no one smart enough to notice they measured a liquid in a solids measuring tool???

Garnish with peas

go away

I have a perscription.

ADD, man. Best diagnosis ever!

Holy fuck

osso buco?

I can't stop. That shouldn't be so funny

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Fuck off

I kinda think her stuff is at least partially satire, she sure gets her husband goin sometimes and she's got a funny delivery

do u even flambe you basic cuck

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I think it wasn't actually human

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