Breakfast. 3 eggs, scrambled, bacon, melted cheese on toast, hashbrows, beans in tomato sauce
Lunch: Grilled cheese with bacon, french fries, hotpocket, tomato soup
>Afternoon snack
Back of doritos or pretzel pieces
>Dinner
Double bacon cheeseburger with fries or a medium pepperoni pizza and ranch and mashed potatoes
>Dessert
Usually a scoop or 2 of ice cream.
Connor Harris
fat
Ryder Gray
Let me introduce you to the neckbeard bachelor style. No fucking idea on calories. Usually not hungry so much average 2,000 I guess.
Weekday.. Breakfast : Toast because I woke up late again despite saying I'd make a good one Lunch : Coffee and the satisfaction of code well written Dinner : Soups like lam chowder, or maybe some udon.
Weekend.. Breakfast : Two runny eggs on toast with a quarter of black pudding, some breakfast sausages, and Ham Lunch : Chips, tea, the life-dew of the universe Dinner : Like a whole fucking pizza usually.
Luke Reyes
On the weekend I like to eat carrot cake with extra frosting for breakfast and I usually order either a large double pepperoni or lots of Indian butter chicken for lunch
John Johnson
I aim for about 2000
>Breakfast
Toast and coffee, sometimes an apple as well
>Lunch
3 fried eggs on 2 slices of toast. Sometimes some soup too
>Dinner
Whatever I have made recently, usually something like bolognese or a tomato and chorizo sauce with whole meal pasta. Chilli or curry with rice sometimes
Usually have a couple of whiskys in the evening, maybe some beer at the weekend. Some crisps occasionally if I feel like being a piece of shit
Charles Sanders
That sounds delicious. Where you get your carrot cake? I guess I can try Target's bakery or something. It's been years since I had it.
Joshua Young
Local bakery does it pretty well here. I find it hard to resist I usually eat the whole thing by noon
Landon Rivera
breakfast: 2 cups (dry) white rice lunch: gin dinner: 2 cups (dry) brown rice and a head of broccoli if I feel like having something else I usually have noodles, plain or with a light sauce
William Long
To be honest lately I think it's been under 500
Elijah Reyes
>Counting calories
Only women and gays do this
Ayden Ward
breakfast: microwave pancake mix+fruit in mug for instant pancake (300cal) lunch: popcorn (150cal) snack: popcorn x 2-3 (300-450 cal) dinner: pot of stew (estimated 400 cal)
ive lost 100lbs in the past year on this diet
Easton Sanders
1000-1200 i basically go from bed to desk and then back to bed so i don't need much. i'm not starving, and i always eat when i feel hungry (i dont eat junk food anymore either) i used to eat around 3000 and i got really fat but i'm better now and i eat more vegetables and fruits than i used to
Lucas Jackson
1000
im a whale trying to lose weight and also 5ft
30lbs left to go
Sebastian Morris
thats literally what Veeky Forums consists of
Ryder Harris
me too man, good luck !! we're gonna make it
Landon Perry
Breakfast: nothing Lunch: nothing Dinner: small dinner and 40 of olde english
Jason Martin
3250 daily maintenance to maintain w weight. 55% carbs 25% protein 20% fat.
Second dinner: Any combination of the above for about 850 cal
Jackson Reyes
>measuring everything
If you workout regularly you don't really need to measure everything you eat as long as you don't eat too much of it
>inb4 b-but muh macros!
Wyatt Bailey
Your mixing of imperial and SI units frightens and confuses me.
Colton Myers
2000-2500 calories
I eat one somewhat big meal that's around 850-1000 calories in the late morning (like 9:00-11:00 usually) and then I eat dinner which is about 1000-1600 calories
Sebastian Long
3200 maintenance @12 bf To be honest I thought it was more like 2800 before I just now plugged it in. I eat when I'm hungry and stop when I'm full. If I tried though I could easily consume 10k
Tyler Ortiz
About 1600 on average, some days 1900 some days 1400.
Carson Phillips
>eating that many carbs
James Diaz
What would be the detriment? Been doing this for almost a decade.
Jonathan Jackson
Not sure about calorie intake but,
Breakfast - Bacon, sausage, spam and egg sandwich
Mid morning - A Snickers and a banana
Lunch - Spam fritters, with fried eggs, baked beans, some tomato if I'm feeling fruity
Afternoon - bag of nuts or a snickers
Dinner - 14 inch pepperoni and mushroom pizza
Late night snack - Cornflakes with ice cold milk, or some toast with peanut butter
Lunch
Josiah King
Ex anorexic here
The secret to losing weight fast is eat less and move more
Either that or just do intermittent fasting
Jace Brown
600-800. I just come here for the food porn.
Gabriel Roberts
Between 1200 and 1500 depending on if it was a run day or not
I'm constantly tired but, that's life, right
Aaron Scott
sounds like he is a very active person. that's a perfectly fine amount
this low carb/carbs are bad meme needs to stop
William Price
>>Afternoon snack Here in the South we call it second lunch
Jayden Allen
no shit
Luke Taylor
>breaky whatever is leftover from the night before. 50% of the time it's cold pizza or chinese food
>lunch usually skipped due to not having time to eat at shitty job
>din dins sometimes I'lll pick up some garbage on the way home from work like take out or fast food. Then I drown out my sorrows and help myself go to bed by getting absolutely dickered from drinking tons of Jack.
Where's my /alc/ family at?
Jason Kelly
Cmon anyone could consume 10k. Just chug half a gallon of lard and you're over 15k. You wanna get big you gotta eat big 4 scoops cmon get big CMOOOOOOOOOOOOON
Elijah Green
im an accountant and automatically keep track of any numbers i read
Christian Turner
That's another way to get skinny fast
I bet you feel miserable everyday
Carson Gutierrez
No.
That's ridiculous. You need 1600 calories minimum just to sit on your arse all day.
Jeremiah Lee
Hah I meant with the same foods. If I was going for pure retard mode ya I could do more.
Ryder Allen
I'm pretty sure I am way under 2000. Most days I will only eat breakfast or lunch, never both, and a small dinner. I don't eat snacks. 200 lb male unemployed in the short term.
Owen Wilson
Sounds comfy as fug I feel like half of Veeky Forums lives like this, while the other half is arguing about Wendy's bacon quality
Julian Wilson
1300-1700.
Leo Young
Under 1,000, or at least in the summer I did.
Tyler Nelson
1400 calorie diet for losing body fat
Breakfast : cliff builders bar 20g protein 250 calories
Lunch : two scoops of whey protein and two tablespoons of store brand sugar free metamucil 40g of protein and 410 calories
Supper : chicken, broccoli, carrots, green beans, and mushrooms
Also drinking a gallon of water a day and take 1200 mg of omega-3 fats in fish oil supplementsdaily and a complete multivitamin once a week. With a physically demanding job at UPS and 8 hours of sleep the body fat burns right off.
Camden Sanchez
>itt: its the genetics fault im fat!
Chase Russell
I'm 5'2" and 106lb, buddy
my bmr is 1200
Caleb Brooks
I dont count but with the amount of beer i chug and the size of my lunches and dinners i know i am well above 2,500kcal.
>tfw 5'11 and normally 160 lbs
Juan Stewart
1900ish max coffee with cream, about 111 calories
50g oats, ~100g banana, 10g raisins, 100ml milk, 100ml water, 20g maple syrup, treacle, applesauce or other shit to mix in. 400-600 calories
bag of chips on weekend in addition to this. 550 calories every 100g so usually 1000 calories plus
Anthony Perez
London?
Elijah Garcia
what if I'm a neet and don't move often?
Oliver Taylor
What site is that?
Ryder Price
This thread is weird, so many people say they eat less than a starving African child. It's like dicks on internet. They are either humiliation fetishists with a 2 inches dick, or bragging idiots with a 10 inches one, but nobody is near the average.
Gabriel Roberts
cronometer
pretty dope
Jack Lewis
sometimes both at once.
Adrian Howard
When I diet I restrict myself to 1200 calories. When I'm not dieting, I usually binge on junk food and probably eat well over 3000 calories in a day.
Jaxon Martin
Anywhere from 1000 to 5000. My life is a fucking mess and my weight has fluctuated between 180 and 210 in the past year, sometimes by as much as 5 pounds in a week.
Andrew Myers
Are you a healthy weight?
Christian Jenkins
2k - 2.5k been 210 lbs for about 4 years now
breakfast is usually just cereal lunch depends on if I work the day and involves alot lifting. if so, a protein style cheese burger and iced tea from in n out usually dinner can be whatever
only times I ever go over is if I make a shit ton of popcorn and decide to sweeten it or use butter instead of the usual lemon + rosemarry combination
Brody Ross
i don't know >breakfast: green tea >lunch: soy products most times >noon: green tea again >dinner: an apple.
Of course i came here all the time to see pictures of burgers and see people discussing fat and tasty burgers. is not about diet , is about cheap stuff
Aaron Wood
Threefiddypointfive
Brody Clark
I have no idea.
I eat when I'm hungry and I stop eating when I'm not. Behold, the key to being thin.
Blake Williams
Breakfast: Oatmeal w/ Raisins ~300Cal Dinner: Fried a little cabbage and tomato. scrambled eggs. in coconut oil cus i ran out of olive oil ~650Cal Total ~ 950 Cal
I'm just guessing. I don't eat much, but I'm 5'8 120lbs f. I'm craving some red meat right now though.
Adam Turner
Don't know. I get about 1500 calories a day from alcohol and usually have one or two unhealthy takeout or microwave meals to go with that so probably around 3000-3500 a day. It's why I've put on so much weight although if I go without drinking for just a few days I seem to immediately slim down.
Carson Ward
>The secret to losing weight fast is eat less and move more
Disagree. It's to eat better and move more. If you're eating the right food and have a balanced exercise regimen you can eat as much as you want and lose bodyfat.
Matthew Powell
not enough i want to consume ALL the calories
Hunter Hernandez
Or if you're trying to efficiently gain/lose weight
Jace Roberts
you would lose it faster if you ate less, while still eating healthy food
Aiden King
so you drink 10 beers a day plus eat? nigga, what sort of lifestyle do you live?
Anthony Ward
I aim for 2000 but I usually end up somewhere between that and 2500; about once or twice per month I'll hit the big 3k.
Aaron Sanders
>Target
nigga make that shit yourself and stop eating trash
Brandon Carter
>although if I go without drinking for just a few days I seem to immediately slim down. because you're bloated as fuck dumbass
Isaiah Davis
A bottle of vodka or bourbon a day.
1 or 2 meals a day. Big one usually eaten around 2 am.
Ethan Gray
I thought alcohol bloat only impacted the face?
Ryan Reyes
under 500 when not doing mono diets
breakfast: green tea + egg whites and some spinach lunch: miso soup with A LOT of tofu and veggies dinner: toast or a cookie depending on my mood
Eli Russell
are you a Barrow-Wight?
Sebastian Brown
800 Calories Breakfast: Fruit, nuts, water Lunch: Sardines, new potato, piece of cheese, veggies, water Dinner: Sardines, new potato, piece of cheese, veggies, water
Hudson Cook
>I'm constantly tired but, that's life, right Uh not really. Being tired all the time due to resisting eating is retarded
Maybe I'm projecting because i sounded just like you once in high school
Julian Harris
what about old potato?
Ryan Evans
The average person has other things to worry about
Austin Butler
They're too big for me. ;_;
Joseph Nguyen
>is not about diet , is about cheap stuff So you buy green tea and soy products instead of real food???
Nicholas Perry
Not everyone can afford real food, user.
James Martinez
Just ate 2,2k calories of cheeze pizza. I was supposed to on a diet below 2k, but I haven't eaten since morning, and the pizza place was having 50% discount.
Oliver Lewis
so 1200 monday-tuesday, 3000 every other day?
Ayden Fisher
I think it's around 2000, usually:
breakfast: 2/3 eggs (omlettes, shakshuka, frittata, sunny side up) and an avocado-coriander tomato salad. some feta/cottege cheese or some better cheeses if i can afford.
snacks: cracker with sugar free peanut butter
lunch: beef or chicken, with some salad and rice. often changes, sometime it's just salad.
dinner: either a steak or some chicken with salad, sometimes a stir fry with rice, sometimes a curry. sometimes it's just salad and fruits.
snack: usually fruits, some chocolate or peanut butter.
Brandon Torres
I average around 2,000 to 2,500.
I normally have whatever was left over from dinner for breakfast. Lunch will normally be two grilled sandwiches; bread, some thin slices of meat, mustard pickles, jarlsberg, bread. Dinner can be anything, but I prefer making buttered chicken with rice and naan bread.
For drinks I usually just drink soda water, which is nothing more than fizzy water I use to trick my inner fatfuck into thinking I'm consuming something bubbly and full of sugar, and a coffee or tea in the morning.
Hudson Lewis
~1500
>Breakfast Weekdays: cup of coffee, banana Weekends: an egg or two, fried, poached, omelet, whatever, with varying accompaniments: a piece of toast, some sauteed mushrooms, tomatoes, some steamed vegetables etc.
>Lunch Only ever eat socially. Sometimes I'll have a midday-late afternoon snack of raw veggies, plain popcorn, etc, just to tide over.
>Dinner Generally a large, indulgent meal. I eat conservatively the rest of the day so I don't have to hold back or compromise here. Varies radically as I love trying new restaurants, but ideally protein rich as I like to get 90+g daily.
>Post-Dinner A sandwich or something to fill the remainder if I underate the rest of the day, and as much nonfat yogurt as it takes to meet my protein goal. I'll mix some honey, nuts and other fun things into it if I didn't already have a desert with dinner.
Justin Jenkins
Yeah I do intermittent fasting. I like to be thin, so only eat 1800-1900 calories per day, but still want to eat good dinners. So I'll just fast all day and then at night eat whatever I want (pretty much). If I get hungry at lunchtime I'll have a light lunch and then watch it a bit more at dinner, but still having 1400-1500 calories at dinner is a fuckload.
On weekends I'll have breakfast a lot and then skip lunch, shit like that. 3 meals a day with snacks makes it so hard to stay thin. Intermittent fasting is skinny life on easy mode.
Sebastian Anderson
>eats dinner for dinner
Levi Davis
Thanks. I'll report tomorrow with how much I ate today if results are interesting.
Christian Scott
1500-1800
Ryan Russell
If you can afford apples you can afford potatoes, rice, oats, beans, onions, carrots, lentils, pasta, flour, or anything else that's packed with nutrients that's 10 times cheaper per pound. I'll even go as far as to say you can afford frozen veggies, whole chicken, frozen bread, other meat on deep discounts (personally I can sometimes find a real bargain on near-expired products), giblets, pate (even if it's cheap just microwave it for a few min), pickled things, canned things. Really if you're malnutritioned because you spend money on apples and green tea instead of actual food, you deserve every bit of it.
Nathaniel Gonzalez
One bag of apples costs less than all of those combined. It's one apple per day and the rest is soy food which costs almost nothing along with cheap green tea. Buying all that other shit costs way more and it still has to be cooked which isn't free. Stop pretending like you know what it's like to be poor.
Grayson Myers
>(2 + 10)/2 >6 >thats the average Seems right to me.
Robert Jackson
I usually consume between 1650 and 1750 calories each day, sedentary, maintaining 130lbs (58.9kg).
Breakfast: oats and fruit, mostly apples and blackberries (299.5 calories)
lunch: bowl of fried rice with chicken or pork, and a ~500 calorie dish to go with it (900 - 1050 calories)
Dinner/Dessert: oats and fruit again, with just apples this time (299.5 calories)
My maintenance calories are 1816, but I like to leave a 100 calorie gap in case I fuck up my portions somewhere.
No bread, sometimes I eat cheese but never more than 50g.
Josiah Rogers
>140lbs 5'9" male
Between 2200-3000 calories a day. I also walk about 4 miles a day.
Landon Gray
>One bag of apples costs less than all of those combined. Yes, duh, because buying all that combined would give you the equivalent of a truckload of apples. Apples are just simple sugar and water, and a poor source for vitamins compared to leafy greens like kale, spinach or broccoli (which is also cheaper than apples, by the by). I do know what it's like to be poor. Some days I potato or rice with onion because that's what I have, or oatmeal out of the bag. I can get good potatoes for 47 cents a pound, or rice for 54 cents a pound and I live in Denmark, one of the most expensive countries in the world. Why are you buying apples? It provides nothing of value to your body. Your electricity bill won't skyrocket because you take a few minutes to cook some rice, and you probably aren't worried about that either because if you were you wouldn't sit on your flat at your computer all day. Get a grip and drop the shitty habits. If you start getting symptoms of anemia or skin rashes, you know what to blame.
James Rodriguez
21yo male, 6'1 150lbs 2500-3500 daily
Breakfast - 7-8am Either oatmeal with walnuts and raisins and a banana or an omelette with three eggs and toast ~400kcal
Snack 9-10am Generally a banana or something ~100kcal
During ride 11:30ish? Energy bar or gel ~200kcal
Post ride 1-2pm Protein shake with spinach kale beets blueberries and whey powder ~250kcal
Lunch 3pm Peanut butter and honey sandwich ~550kcal or turkey and provolone sandwich ~400kcal
Snack 4:30pm Cottage cheese ~100kcal
Dinner 5:30-6:30pm Usually some form of salad and a carb with a protein generally around 900kcal
Snack 8pm Slices of turkey with cheese and olives or something ~150kcal
I pretty much only drink water so that's it
William Perez
>electricity bill >spending extra money on water to cook food Look at Mr. Moneybags here.
Julian Gonzalez
Craving red meat is sign you aren't eating enough
Joshua Clark
How the fuck do you reach 2000 calories if your only meals are a couple slices of toast and some soup?
Jacob Howard
Usually between 1200 and 1600. >Breakfast Oats and skim milk - 250 cal Piece of fruit - 90 cal >Lunch Sandwich or Soup - 400 cal Piece of fruit - 90 cal >Dinner Lean cooked meat - 150 cal Veggies and starch - 250 cal