What do you eat while you're having sex

What do you eat while you're having sex

Pastrami on rye.

ur mom

>while
i supposse you mean like the food you use for foreplay or something? i like whipped cream or some chocolate.

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Puuusseeh

fish taco

I'm glad this happened.

Punani

During? Nothing but bodily fluids.
After though, it varies on what I'm in the mood for and what time of day it is.
Usually greasy shit you would eat while drunk or super heavy stuff sounds good.

God tier after-sex food suggestions?

I don't get it.

it was an episode of Seinfeld

Just Googled Seinfeld. Looks shitty.
>epic white people in New York sitcom

For me, it's the McChicken.

One time, before me and my wife got married, we got stoned off our asses and took bites of our subway sandwiches while fucking.

you must be 18 to post

How foreign are you? You're either too autistic to notice wide-spanning cultural landmarks, or you're trolling

I'm 22.

I am from Singapore.

Crab legs

>''''''''''''''''''''white people'''''''''''''''''''

>I'm from Singapore

My condolences.

What the fuck do you think???

>Jews
>white

I'm 21, American, and even I think Seinfeld is unfunny shit.

OP obviously never had sex.

I'm sorry that your humor is so awful that you have to resort to anime, edgy nihlistic humor, or shitposting to get a laugh

salty milk and pennies

my wife's son's semen, of course

What DON'T you eat while having sex???

my girl and i have toyed with the idea of having sex "costanza style" and yes we are serious

gonna do it one day

canned corn, straight from the can while raw dogging her from behind

a handfull of microwaved chili
no beans because i have class

The mod eats this things pussy

Fisting with one hand, eating chips with the other.

Forgot pic derp

Good thing this is a blue board or that pic would definitely be getting posted.

Not him but I was always a Frasier guy. Seinfeld was "heh" funny; Frasier was guffaw funny.

Did you remember to get a sandwich for your wife's son too?

Fondue

>Nothing but bodily fluids
Yuck. That isn't healthy.

How could you fuck that up?

you're mom's cooter

>phone posters
:^)

Spaghetti and meatballs

It was a shitty normie show

>white people

Please someone post a gif or webm

>all these straight males not eating dick while sex

baka

Ass, I eat ass.

Eating poop while fucking?
Needs some explanation!

why did this comment take so long?

>the current year
>not knowing Seinfeld

If you're not willing to eat her, you probably shouldn't be sticking your dick in her.

seinfeld sucks

Knowing is sucks is not the same thing as not knowing it exists.