Jack Thread

I'm convinced that his videos are actually satire. There's no way a person is really that fucking stupid.

I mean, why would he record himself completely fucking something up and then UPLOAD THE VIDEO instead of just redoing it until he gets it right?

Jack cucks some dude for his anniversary

youtube.com/watch?v=DWyMBNBqVT8

Posting that you're reporting is a reportable offense

thank you reporting this thread! Let's not forget to sage this as well.

the best theory is that he's a Veeky Forums Jack Poster and his dense wife thought he was enjoying cooking with jack earnestly

>poutine
>not using cheese curds

disgusting

If Jack could make this, I would kiss his stinky, slimy rectal hole.

opinions on jacks new beard?

is he possibly becoming christ himself?

youtube.com/watch?v=hIOHMm-6XQ4

>that white guy with the jungle nigger kid

prob his wife's son

someone post the corn dog one

Rumour has it both of Jack parents got the Downy's. I don't know, man. It makes sense.

Reported, i'll report you every time till you stop douchebag. All day every day. Take it to reddit, you're not welcome here

Yeah, keep hitting that report button. Did it make a difference? I surely don't see it.

Learn the rules, newfag.

404'd the last half dozen of them actually, same with the joeys threads and the rest of you weirdo fuck shills. And i'll never stop.

go post in a digorno or "ck is shit now" thread

Doing God's work user.
Keep it up.

I never claimed to have done such a thing.
Simply posted an image.
Wouldn't want to break the rules, I'd spam irrelevant webms if I wanted to do that.
:^)

Yeah! Good, good, I could see this board being posted by jack, joye and kay.
Thanks.

and yet here you are still posting in the thread and waiting for every delicious shitpost

And the threads will just keep on coming

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What's Jacks best(worst) video?

Dunno if you guys know but jacks cooking channel has an app?
You can download it here:
cookingwithjack.com/cooking-with-jack-show-has-an-app/

yeah, Jack the evangelist christian, wants to drive the curiosity views to his channel from Veeky Forums by constantly starting threads that humiliate him.
Nothing gels with his fundy christian viewer base quite like people asking him if he choked his son today, pointing out that he's a cu/ck/ or an incompetent moron, etc. Yeah, those pennies really add up, why wouldn't you poison your well for a couple dollars every week.

If you think Scalfani is shilling, or is paying people to shill you are retarded as fuck. You dislike them, fine, but you're using some crazy shill line as a justification because you're a faggot not because you're savvy.

Gotta post nsfw if you wanna attack the jack

Let it be unseen.

>mfw there's no nsfw in the jack thread

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reported and saged!

please everyone do the same.

damn that some butthurt there son

I don't understand, is this him or a parody of him?

you gotta at least give the guy props for punching eggs open

Your question makes no sense; Jack is a living parody.

this was the hardest one desu

How in the actual fuck did that mongoloid even manage that?

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While you were out fucking sluts and drinking beer, I was learning the language of the blade

Chef Scalfani's latest creation, I present: BBQ Apple Ribs

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a side of yorkshire puddings perhaps?

my mom moved to a higher altitude and made puddings like this

it was lols

You know the worst part about it is Jack doesn't think those look strange. The retard didn't even fucking bother to Google "yorkshire pudding" and look at a picture before he tried to show other people how to make them. That's so fucking disgusting, it's worse than his dirty egg-ring.

Jack is cute. CUTE!

HEHEHE

>tfw you only like Jack threads because the posters are fun
>tfw otherwise he's mostly boring outside of a few dumb gifs/webm's

As a Britbong, I didn't realise that I wasn't truly being triggered by Jack until I saw the Yorkshire Pudding video.

DELETE THIS PLEASE MY DAD SAW THIS

I don't know what this pie is supposed to be, I just...