Veeky Forums I think I lost it. I did a disgusting thing and I'm absolutely repulsed with myself after the fact...

Veeky Forums I think I lost it. I did a disgusting thing and I'm absolutely repulsed with myself after the fact. I'm literally pacing back and forth right now and on the verge of freaking out.

Backstory - everyone knows I'm into cooking (and like what I make). When I meet with friends I occasionally give them some stuff I made, usually pastry.
We (me and my girlfriend) were meeting some of our longtime friends, two sisters (not twins, just two sisters that are quite close together and have similar interests and friends). I figured I'll make them cinnamon rolls as they were particularly fond of them in the past.
While kneading the dough on was loosely reminiscing about our friends and looking forward to the meeting. Particularly about the younger one whom I had a semi-crush when I was myself was younger (she was a long haired blonde and particularly tight with my gf; we were all teens etc.) And then, when I was mixing butter with sugar and cinnamon to coat the dough, something awoken in me. Long story short, I fapped. All I could think about was her cute face, imagining her pink lips on my dick. And fuck me, that was the biggest load I dumped in my life. Thick and viscous, it was fucking everywhere. At this point I figured I'll just roll with it, baked the buns and packed them (I was supposed to meet them in two hours). I wasn't exactly afraid they would notice anything, although I felt a perverted excitement. That excitement quadrupled and went directly to my dick when they ate the rolls with glee. When the sisters shared their rolls with each other, it was like they were cumswapping my load with giggles on their faces.

When I was home, dread (or rather guilt) set in: what the fuck have I done? I just stealthily fed two of my long time friends (and my gf I guess, but it's nothing new for her) semen and I actually enjoyed watching it.
What the fuck have I become? What I'm supposed to do? I'm disgusted with myself, it's nauseating.
I just had to get it out of my system Veeky Forums

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Fuck this gay earth

Just do what I did when I had to piss so bad at a house party that I used a friend's measuring glass, then put it back unwashed

Just move on and pretend it never happened.

someone screen cap this pls

But it felt fucking good and that's the worst.
I already fapped twice, recollecting and imagining them. Is this how a serial rapist feels like when remembering his victims?

This does make you a sex offender, so probably

No body, no crime.
No semen trace, no sexual abuse.
I'll stick with that.

You did the natural thing to do. It is your purpose to spread your seed. Honestly if you're not feeding semen to females then you're wrong and should start immediately. No female should ever expect her food to be semen-free unless the whore cooked it herself. You're doing God's work they loved your load and are probably ready for seconds. Don't disappoint those pink lips ready for more of your treats.

Don't tempt me user. I'm meeting them tomorrow.

>tfw they asked if there are any leftover rolls
They aren't and I'm not making any.

now I know why Veeky Forums has a Veeky Forums board

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>tfw no one feeds me with semen treats
I just want to be loved ;_;

Not OP, but I'm actually a bit surprised; it's 4chins after all, you never feed anyone food with surprise? It IS a cooking board...

I knew where this thread was going after seeing the OP image and "I did a disgusting thing."

I'm proud of you, OP.

Oh OP its a simple fuck up this is now your secret so live with it and forget you did it or have a.d.d

You better have ate some yourself, unless youre some kind of fag

I guess they're cinna-man rolls now.

next time remember that semen pairs best with fanta

You're a disturbed animal. Flee to the hills

As fucked up as it might be, no harm no foul. Try to forget about it and don't pack the next ones with mancream.

Such a long and boring story.

youtube.com/watch?v=besekb8f664

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Veeky Forums is on fire today with the shitposting!

Idk senpai secret semen probably isn't the best.

How can anyone look at that picture and think it's actually semen? It's obviously vanilla cream.

epic

I want to do this. I also had an idea to put some cum on a car door handle, and park at a distance and watch them put their hands in it.

You're a fucking pussy. I can't imagine what it must be like to trigger yourself so easily

>and my gf I guess, but it's nothing new for her
Yeah but surely not in cinnamon rolls?
Also what does cum taste like?

>Yeah but surely not in cinnamon rolls?
Well, no, but I would argue that cinnamon would enhance the taste, if anything. A direct improvement if you will.

This reads like a rejected script for the Hannibal TV series

the fact that his dick was out probably meant that even if it wasn't cum, he still tampered with it

I dunno man

You've begun the process.
Now you have to step it up and keep incorporating your manspunk into other foods for them, in greater and greater amounts, until they become addicted and dependent on your jizz and beg for it freely from the source and you have your own harem of cockaddled cumsluts.
Either that or I've been watching too much hentai.

Milky coins

My sister tells me that eating certain things can change its taste.

>ex-gf used to love swallowing my loads
>would lick up every last drop
>probably could've gotten her to blow bubbles
>would talk about using my cum in cooking recipes
>wanted to get a cookbook that only had recipes that used cum
>I was totally into it
>that was about eight years ago
>mfw I remember how much of an actual cumslut my ex was

Current gf swallows and laps up my cum as well, but she's not quite as cumslut-tier, and I'm okay with that.

Lets be friends

Mods on this board are pretty shit, aren't they?
Then again, what's your favorite sperm/placenta/period/oreos recipe?

>I'm not making any
See, now you're half-assing your new fetish. That's the only part that bugs me.

hola reddito

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My first time on Veeky Forums and this is what I find

That's the exact book, senpai.

This story hits home but in a different way.
A few years ago my roommate was transitioning from male to female. She loved to cook and clean, I guess it came naturally to her "female" brain and she was good at it too.
She would cook amazing meals, always hot and ready when I got home from work and it was awesome.
After about 3 months of indulging on her fantastic meals I went to the doctor a few times and ended up having blood tests as I was constantly moody, having hot flashes and although I lift my chest and nipples were always sore.
The results of the blood test showed extremely high (for my age) estrogen levels which they couldn't explain and they thought I might have prostate problems.
After talking to a specialist who asked all kinds of personal questions, I told him about my roommate which I didn't think was relevant. He asked if I had ever taken her pills which I laughed at - then he told me often male to female trans-people often pass huge amounts of estrogen out through semen and urine and asked if we ever engaged in oral sex (ie. with me swallowing) which we hadn't as I'm straight as an arrow.
I never found out but I suspect she was adding a certain something "personal" to the meals she made.

>A few years ago my roommate was transitioning from male to female
Hold up, you mean 'she' was going through transgender surgery?

Prepping for it.
I moved out in 2014 but from reading Facebook posts she went to Thailand and had several surgeries, I assume one of them was getting the chop.

...huh.
I know for a fact that I ate my sister's estrogen chocolates [spoiler]she was pissy at being flat[/spoiler] in secret for almost a year as a kid. Luckily my sister caught me in time so I don't have a destroyed dick, titties, or whatever else comes with a supremely high estrogen level.
Now I'm bishonen as fuck. Thanks, oneechan.

>I never found out but I suspect she was adding a certain something "personal" to the meals she made.
I'm overall pro-trans, but if your roomie was doing that she was one crazy bitch.

Fuuuuck the lack of spoilers.

More tranny stories pls

OP, the real question is, did you eat any yourself? Did you eat your own semenon buns?

nigga you had a hentai-tier gf and you blew it?

She sounds literally mindbroken, why did you break up?

Right? I'd keep her as a pet at least. Fuck.

>ex-gf used to love swallowing my loads
>would lick up every last drop
>probably could've gotten her to blow bubbles
>would talk about using my cum in cooking recipes
This...does not sound like the talk of a person sound of mind. Was she okay?

It'll stick with them too

>she

it's not rape because they liked the cinnamon rolls, and it would be rude of them to get mad about it if they found out

This user may be right. I wouldn't go blabbing this, OP. There may indeed be some weird law about this depending on where you live.

Also, your lady friend could probably be talked into a 3some with the proper nuance, precautions, and ground rules agreed upon beforehand. Rules like you only fucking your girlfriend but the other girl is there to fool around with. Just tell your gf that you want to see the other girl's pussy.

Even if you're not gay you should try this at least once

You are particularly fucked up. Once I blow my load I come to my senses. You kept going with it. You're legitimately sick in the head dude.

Your guilt will eat at you and you'll tell your gf. She'll never look at you the same again.

Logically, you should just break up with her. But you won't. You'll keep it going until the inevitable break up.

That's a fucked up picture and newfags don't even get it.

OK so are you gonna explain it

take your retarded role playing fantasy nonsense to some other board

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Save it for if they ever fuck you over and you want to get back at them

It's hilarious because it's true.

As a small update, I contained my urges and nothing happened when I met my friend.

Aching balls from extensive fapping the day before might or might not had anything to do with it.

On a completely unrelated note, any particular recipes that could pair well with semen and have a nicely sexual flair to it?

user, did you ever made cinnamon rolls? I hate fucking around with yeast dough, no fucking way in hell I would remake it all or throw all that premium produce away. I just sprinkled a little less salt. Everyone liked it, win-win.

I took a bite. It's nothing unusual that I didn't ate more; when I make stuff for people most of the time I say I had my fill when making it and can't look at it for the time being.

My gf knew about my attraction to her, but it's only physical. We really don't click sexually, there was never any chemistry, but by looks/style alone she's my ideal type (cute and smart, braided long hair, blonde with a tight ass). That and being friends for over ten years.

>were meeting some of our longtime friends, two sisters (not twins


...literally NO ONE would assume they were twins. Fuck you. Not reading any further. choke on a dick, nigger.

Fuck it bro that's sexy. Plus the protein in your love juice is healthier thn sugar, granted you don't have venereal disease

So you popped in just to say I can't write for shit and struggle to contain all the information within 2000 characters. I knew that already, thankfully I don't write for a living.
These are the only siblings I know that are that tight with each other, even though there's three years difference between them. I have a brother and some of my friends have siblings but most of the time they mingle in their own social circles. At the time it sounded relevant, sue me.

>things that taste like milk and coins

Eat lots of pineapple, your sister will be in for a treat.

Tastes like..
You know when your nose starts to run and you pull it back and it goes to your throat? But it's really thick and not watery...
It's a little bit less salty and more bitter but equally disgusting

>Veeky Forums - Semen taste discussion

Someone will ask it, might as well be me: how do you know the details with such clarity and accuracy?

I happen to have a boyfriend / I don't mind talking about this stuff

My description of it is a consensus between me and friends

OP, don't worry. You're not alone, I do stuff like this sometimes too. It haunts me too. Just know it doesn't define you - it's not who you are. Everyone has little downfalls and weaknesses.

Unlike you, I have hurt somebody really bad doing this kind of thing. Lost a good friend and almost went to prison. Be careful with morbid curiosity combined with a twisted sense of humor.

>fapping into desserts
What is this, /k/?

>it doesn't define you

That's right. You're a special little psychotic snowflake that we all appreciate and relish the uniqueness of. Please take the next spaceship to Mars, where we can really accept you for what you have to contribute in a totally non-judgemental safe-pace non-gender-specific way.

oh no, a tough guy on a chinese dog eating internet comments section

Look my lips are puckering ms. amerifem. You might be cute if you weren't such an all fired, femdom bitch.

But that's not really you. I can see the special snowflake of uniqueness in your heart that is really feminine at its core. I think we can be great friends. XOXOXO.

you're trying too hard m8.

How do you explain ?

She could actually enjoy it, some people really do, but it'd say it's something rare.
I personally don't mind the taste but the texture makes me want to throw up.
Still, I make it look like I don't mind it because I know how much my partner likes it when I take it instead of spitting. (but never pretend/say that I love it, I can't have him living in a lie for the rest of our lifes).

It's okay, what they don't know won't hurt them. It's good that you feel dirty about it but we all let the horniness get to our head(s) sometime and make some regrettable decisions.

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>tfw my girlfriend probably hates swallowing my cum
She always says it tastes good but you should see the look on her face when I cum on it. She obviously doesn't like it.

Why are women such sluts?
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Sounds fake but if you are serious OP I have to say that is the greatest thing ever
Bravo.

>Sprinkle a little less salt

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Because she knows you like it when she does and she's willing to put up with it to make you happy.