What can you do with 60 pounds of boneless inverted pork rectums?
What can you do with 60 pounds of boneless inverted pork rectums?
Caleb Gonzalez
Lucas Thomas
make soup i guess
that or fuck them
Jose Hughes
open a school canteen
Evan Edwards
nothing
once you invert them, rectums are useless
Adrian Garcia
do americans really eat this?
Nolan Watson
Deep fried, yes
Isaiah Taylor
>if you invertum, you rectum
Sebastian Smith
>EXPORT
Luke Sullivan
Buy sausages and onions, pick a foos truck and do Chitterling sandwiches
holy fuck now i want one.
Landon Bailey
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Jason Martinez
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Brandon Reed
A lot of restaurants use this as a calamari substitute
Landon Rogers
send them to jack scalfani
Camden Wood
Id love to know the story, how did you end up with 60 pounds of pork rectums OP?
Josiah Ward
TOP LOL
Joshua Clark
Fill a good portion of the dumpster
This is why you never order the "fried calamari"
Kayden Sanchez
i know this is probably b8 but i bet ground with fresh garlic and thyme and apples it'd be good stuffed into a sausage, if not chewy
Adam Mitchell
>rectum? Damn near killed him!
Colton Clark
stick a bone in them
William Perry
Stir fry with spicy peppers, Szechuan style.
Ryan Sanders
Southerners do.
Luke Sullivan
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Isaac Reyes
lol no they don't
where the fuck are you from?
John Flores
they taste nothing alike and are a completely different size
what are you talking about?
Connor Wood
Rectum? rectum? You fucking destroyed them
Angel Walker
Send to Aleppo adressed to ISIS marked as lamb livers.
Joseph Gray
Grind them for mass produced hotdogs and sausages. Just what the fuck did you think you were eating when you bought that corporate mass produced garbage?
Josiah Walker
I'm from the south and I would never eat this in my life same with pigs feet. The only thing I'll eat that is a type of by product are chicken or beef livers.
Owen Bailey
I take it you don't know what chitlins are
Ayden Sanchez
Rectum? I think you wrecked 'em.
Angel Davis
The intestines.
Zachary Jackson
You fucking idiot. A restaurant would get shitcanned so fast by the FDA, let alone by public opinion if they were caught selling PIG ASSHOLES instead of squid. There's no way that wouldn't end up slipping out via rumor or social media. Dumb shit.
Kevin Brooks
Aren't all rectums though?
Gabriel Nelson
Wonder where the bones went
Bentley Anderson
t: pig asshole merchant
Juan Thompson
And the rectum is part of....
Adrian Gutierrez
the neck bone
Jayden Baker
Cameron Ross
This.
Julian Hill
Slice them, skewer them in sticks, then make grill them. Serve with sweet-spicy sauce and/or spiced vinegar.
Asher Young
Season them with salt and deep fry them. Serve with spiced vinegar.
Alexander Hall
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