How exactly am I supposed to crack an egg? I'm asking for a friend.
How exactly am I supposed to crack an egg? I'm asking for a friend
Parker Turner
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Oliver Morales
On the edge of the counter like a normal person
Michael Collins
On a flat surface like a normal person.
Daniel Brown
Using another egg. Seriously try it.
Adam Myers
I have never figured out how to crack and egg without getting shell everywhere, so I've started tapping it with a knife and cracking it that way
Adam Foster
look up "how to basic", he's got a lot of tips on that
Joshua Johnson
Use your wedding ring to punch it open.
Cooper Rivera
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Julian Bell
how the fuck can you not crack an egg
Gavin Reed
how do you crack the last egg?
DIDN;T FINK O DAT DID U
Christian Bailey
Well then you buy more eggs
Thomas Bennett
If only it were that simple user
Jacob Myers
Use your forehead
Robert Martinez
You have to activate it first.
Caleb Torres
This
Lucas White
This post is the funniest how to basic has ever been
Eli Walker
So...not funny at all?
Evan Ward
Just take a knife (serrated) and slice the egg cleanly in half.
Julian Taylor
Kind of like how you Crack open a walnut using another walnut in your hands, but with eggs.
Don't try this, that's how you get mayonnaise gas
John Walker
Just don't, throw in everything.
Shells give a nice crunch and it reinforces your gums.
Ian Barnes
Crush it on a glass. Then use a strainer to take away the eggshell bits. You can't get wrong with this simple method. Also, makes scrambled eggs instantly
Jaxon Davis
Just bite it in two like a normal person.
Hudson Powell
THIS CANT BE A SERIOUS THREAD