What'll it be, faggots? The ice cream man huffed too much gasoline last night, and everything looks like summer

What'll it be, faggots? The ice cream man huffed too much gasoline last night, and everything looks like summer.

how fat are you?

A Turbo Rocket and a Giant Vanilla Sandwich please.

If I saw this exact selection when I was 11 I can say beyond a reasonable doubt that I would go for the sour patch kid popsicle

1. Chipwich
2. Cookies and Cream
3. Sanic
4. Big Dipper
5. Scewball
All others need not apply

kid me would've gone for the push pop equivalent

adult me would go for pic related

Mango pop or the orange polar thing.

Froz fruit bar for me.

turbo rocket
orange polar pole
blue ras screwball
vanilla sandwich
spongebob
savagely sour cherry

>minions

I'll have a molotov cocktail.

spongebob or ninja turtle

SPONGEBOBUE & TURBO ROCKET

Big dipper Vanilla and a choco taco please

>breyers
I remember they became a really shitty brand. Did they go back to normal flavours and not gums? I wish the brands would stop using gums in the ice cream, brands I thought were good turned out to be shitty

Rich's Blue Raspberry please.

I'll have a nogger

For me, it is the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich.

Neapolitan Sandwich for me, please.

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My nigga, I KNOW you gotta pass me that ice cream sandwich and strawberry shortcake.

I'd like a turtle.
No, I'm not worried about the price. Please send the bill to my campaign.

only thing ive ever gotten for the past 15 years is the power puff girl. best creamiest ice cream you can get. doesnt look like its on this menu but if you can get it i highly recommend it

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I'd like a Spongebob, would prefer a bubblegum nose.
one fudge
a sonic, preferably with a bubblegum nose.
a cyclone
one of them cry baby things...
uh...
guess a big dipper, chef's choice.

Thank you, based fatten me up God of dairy.

3.50 for a chocó taco now?

I tasted those back in 2011 and they were nice. But were 1.50!

Chocotaco and good humor cookie ice cream thing are god tier, everything else is OK.

Frozen lemonade on a hot summer day is literally the childhood equivalent to a cigarette after sex