I am a man who does not deserve fruits

I am a man who does not deserve fruits.

AMA

Elaborate

NO MAN DESERVES FRUIT. THEY ARE A GIFT FROM GOD.

I'm a man who doesn't like fruit

We live in a world where this man gets fruits but OP does not

Are you like my mother who gets horrible stomach pain whenever she eats any fruit?

Well, what if you grow them yourself?

When I was little, I was horribly mauled by fruit. To this day, when walking alone in the dark, the sound of rustling leaves makes my hair stand up and walk a little faster.

It's an AMA, you must ask in the form of a question

What the fuck is wrong with this board

will you elaborate?

When i was a child, my parents were gunned down by fruit, so i decided to use my money and resources to take on crime as Doleman.

Elaborate?

I am a man who doesn't deserve vegetables. AMA?

not all fruit are bad
fruit lives matter

will u still eat deez nuts

are you a man who does not deserve elaborate fruits?

what's up, Tantalus?

Fruits are still good.

I am a fruit who does not deserve mans

Hi would you like to be friends my name is pineapple

Have a (you), my fellow /myth/ fag

I don't care for the sweetness of it and the texture of fruit varies so wildly depending on ripeness and whatnot that I hate it.

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