Ran out of gas in the middle of a cross country trip in the middle of our mothership ....KKK land Missouri. Just east of Joplin.
Don't know what the fuck I'm going to do because I'm a cheap Jew and don't have Triple AAA
So figure I should turn this into a positive. Shill me on an easy 100 times coin (besides link). And I'll make the trade and then I will have a great story on how I became a millionaire because I ran out of gas.
Well done user. Unless they find it and you don't have a conceal carry permit, then go directly to jail. Some states have a "duty to notify" law. Concealed or not, might be legally obligated to notify LEO you're packing, which is fucken stupid imo. Could make a tenuous situation even more so.
what in gods name are you doing, you're a mess.
You keep the ak in your backseat instead of in a case in the trunk, why?
Are you wearing depends to avoid stopping needlessly?
What good is a weapon if it's locked up in a case? You gonna tell some psycho "hold on, time out, let me goto my trunk brb"
Buy ZIL or regret it forever.
that is a good point
If one of these trucks careening around the corner behind me hits me and I am not instantly killed and have about 5 mins before I bleed out I will post my binance username and password for one of you anons to have
Because I don't give a fuck. I do take it apart and put it in the trunk when in anti 2A States. Lots of Mexicans in places like New Mexico and Oklahoma City. Need it nearby.
Will post my moms address then. So then You can go to her house and get my phone. Give her half tho.
Wouldn't a holstered glock be a lot easier to transport and access?
OP if you notice any spoopy shit going on be sure to record
Alright, OP. Doesn't matter what you invest in right now. Go with something safe and sturdy like any top5, doesn't matter. Find some fuel somehow and get home and stop fucking around. Wait patiently for an ICO being announced from a company by the name of Kakao. Invest everything you have when the time comes. Screencap this right now, just in case you forget. Best of luck.
Haha figured it was worth a shot since I was at gas station when I saw his post
ADST is really undervalued atm
crypto was a mistake
>runs out of gas >better tell Veeky Forums >live ak in the back seat with dirty clothes >shoves a foreign object up his butt inside a random shitter at a gas station in the middle of bumfuck nowhere Bitcoin was a mistake.
Anything to entertain you guys. Since I'm just happy nothing happened when the cop came up to see what was up and had a semi automatic rifle in the back seat
RAS 47? God I hope you die. t. Missourian
nah, women run out of gas because they hate going to gas stations. Guys checking you out, cat calling, etc
I'm on the phone with Joplin police. Telling them about the AK47 hidden under the clothes in the backseat. Told them about the car that run out of gas and I don't know but the officer or others may be in danger.
Made me laugh
>people are literally helping a Slavic criminal spy running from the state Bunch a commie traitors the lot of you
lol what a dick.
I honestly thought OP was larping until I read the rest of his posts....Jesus hail mary Christ man....
What the fuck am I reading in this disaster of a thread?
unironically have my ar pistol and hk vp9 on me or in reach at all times because of them
>runs out of gas >keeps electronics on for no reason Nice, no gas and a dead battery soon
lol great job runing out of gas and getting a felony and going to jail for 5 to 10 years now that shit would be funny
Lmao just what in the fuck is going in here
Did this guy just stick a sharpie in his ass in a public bathroom?
>Under-rated post I came here from /pol/ in case you didn't noe.
Yeah I mean OP is kind of /ourguy/ right now, today OP was not a faggot
>H&K Nice. Didn't fall for the Glock meme.
basically had to. lefty master race
what a mess
Dude I'm not a Jew. Russian made VEPR from the famous MOLOT factory
Jesus titty fucking Christ, this has to be a troll