Ran out of gas

likme
likme

Ran out of gas in the middle of a cross country trip in the middle of our mothership ....KKK land Missouri. Just east of Joplin.

Don't know what the fuck I'm going to do because I'm a cheap Jew and don't have Triple AAA

So figure I should turn this into a positive. Shill me on an easy 100 times coin (besides link). And I'll make the trade and then I will have a great story on how I became a millionaire because I ran out of gas.

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Flameblow
Flameblow

What a retard

FastChef
FastChef

Your life is spriralling out of control.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

You can now tell the story of how you ran out of gas and decided to shitpost on an image board and some user told you to kill yourself.

Kill yourself.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

unironically live close enough to help out. you in need?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Btcp

Lunatick
Lunatick

Ethbet.
Thank me later

5mileys
5mileys

Why don't you have AAAAAAAAA user?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

user I think your car is stuck to a wall. i'd try getting on the ground first

Methshot
Methshot

you dont need AAA. you can still call them and they will just ask for your CC on phone.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Buy ECA and put some gas in your car

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

who the fuck runs out of gas? there's a gauge right in front of your face.

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Playboyize
Playboyize

Lol Jews can't handle real risk, you dumbass larper.

Methshot
Methshot

Looks like an electric car

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

just push it pussy

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

what coins do you own? I could actually use the help but would rather take my chances in the wilderness if you own any Jew coins

Bidwell
Bidwell

link

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Had like 20 miles left and a couple chances to get some but was on the phone and forgot

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Buy GAS.

cum2soon
cum2soon

was on the phone and forgot
are you a woman?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Stand by... cop just pulled up and have a AK-47 in my back seat with a 30 round clip. Thank the lord this didn't happen in Illinois.

WebTool
WebTool

clip

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Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

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MPmaster
MPmaster

Why is your car sideways

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Lucked out

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haveahappyday
haveahappyday

covered it up perfectly with clothes I had in back

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StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Well done user. Unless they find it and you don't have a conceal carry permit, then go directly to jail. Some states have a "duty to notify" law. Concealed or not, might be legally obligated to notify LEO you're packing, which is fucken stupid imo. Could make a tenuous situation even more so.

5mileys
5mileys

what in gods name are you doing, you're a mess.

You keep the ak in your backseat instead of in a case in the trunk, why?

Are you wearing depends to avoid stopping needlessly?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

What good is a weapon if it's locked up in a case? You gonna tell some psycho "hold on, time out, let me goto my trunk brb"

SniperWish
SniperWish

Buy ZIL or regret it forever.

StonedTime
StonedTime

that is a good point

Lunatick
Lunatick

If one of these trucks careening around the corner behind me hits me and I am not instantly killed and have about 5 mins before I bleed out I will post my binance username and password for one of you anons to have

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

no good. won't pass 2FA.

takes2long
takes2long

god bless you kike user

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Playboyize
Playboyize

Because I don't give a fuck. I do take it apart and put it in the trunk when in anti 2A States. Lots of Mexicans in places like New Mexico and Oklahoma City. Need it nearby.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Will post my moms address then. So then You can go to her house and get my phone. Give her half tho.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Wouldn't a holstered glock be a lot easier to transport and access?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

OP if you notice any spoopy shit going on be sure to record

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Lol

massdebater
massdebater

Alright, OP. Doesn't matter what you invest in right now. Go with something safe and sturdy like any top5, doesn't matter. Find some fuel somehow and get home and stop fucking around.
Wait patiently for an ICO being announced from a company by the name of Kakao. Invest everything you have when the time comes. Screencap this right now, just in case you forget. Best of luck.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

kakao

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Lunatick
Lunatick

So are you in a Honda accord? Lexus e's? Toyota camry? I'm out of ideas after that

girlDog
girlDog

haha just passed right by you loser. Enjoy getting raped by a tornado within the next two hours

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Next level larp

likme
likme

Only story from here on is how some idiot got stranded and mauled by bobbycats. At least you'll make a footnote in tomorrows newspapers for people to giggle at.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Sharpie in pooper with timestamp, and I will send you 1 ETH.

farquit
farquit

At gas station now. Give me a minute.... cuz I need more link

Methshot
Methshot

And hate the fees

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Yeah do NOT drive through Illinois with an unlicensed gun in your vehicle.

Due to the raging gun-control political debate you WILL face prison time no matter how pasty-white your skin is. It's inescapable in this State, so watch yourself.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

There you go user. I want my one eth... how do you want to make the transaction.

I actually have the pen in my ass still while writing this.

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5mileys
5mileys

And I did all that next to THIS. Really stinky... so I better be getting some more linkies ;)

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kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Neat

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StonedTime
StonedTime

Can I post my eth address here? Or will I get banned?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Really?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

All the Jews need gas, user.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

better sell some bertcorns user

Illusionz
Illusionz

user you got memed, you aren't getting any money.

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Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Haha figured it was worth a shot since I was at gas station when I saw his post

TechHater
TechHater

ADST is really undervalued atm

Lunatick
Lunatick

crypto was a mistake

King_Martha
King_Martha

runs out of gas
better tell Veeky Forums
live ak in the back seat with dirty clothes
shoves a foreign object up his butt inside a random shitter at a gas station in the middle of bumfuck nowhere
Bitcoin was a mistake.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Anything to entertain you guys. Since I'm just happy nothing happened when the cop came up to see what was up and had a semi automatic rifle in the back seat

5mileys
5mileys

RAS 47? God I hope you die.
t. Missourian

RumChicken
RumChicken

HXX+BTC->BZX
Q2C

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

nah, women run out of gas because they hate going to gas stations. Guys checking you out, cat calling, etc

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massdebater
massdebater

I'm on the phone with Joplin police. Telling them about the AK47 hidden under the clothes in the backseat. Told them about the car that run out of gas and I don't know but the officer or others may be in danger.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Made me laugh

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

people are literally helping a Slavic criminal spy running from the state
Bunch a commie traitors the lot of you

Skullbone
Skullbone

lol what a dick.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I honestly thought OP was larping until I read the rest of his posts....Jesus hail mary Christ man....

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

What the fuck am I reading in this disaster of a thread?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

unironically have my ar pistol and hk vp9 on me or in reach at all times because of them

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

runs out of gas
keeps electronics on for no reason
Nice, no gas and a dead battery soon

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

lol great job runing out of gas and getting a felony and going to jail for 5 to 10 years now that shit would be funny

massdebater
massdebater

Lmao just what in the fuck is going in here

Did this guy just stick a sharpie in his ass in a public bathroom?

Methnerd
Methnerd

Under-rated post
I came here from /pol/ in case you didn't noe.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Yeah I mean OP is kind of /ourguy/ right now, today OP was not a faggot

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

H&K
Nice. Didn't fall for the Glock meme.

Spamalot
Spamalot

basically had to. lefty master race

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

what a mess

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Dude I'm not a Jew. Russian made VEPR from the famous MOLOT factory

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Jesus titty fucking Christ, this has to be a troll

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Triple AAA
Whats AAA AAA AAA ?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Thanks for the heads up you dumb faggot

Emberburn
Emberburn

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VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Op was he srs? Did they swat you?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

OP ded cause he didn't buy nano

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

OP IS KILL. RIP OP.

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Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Converted VEPRS are gay user. Get an arsenal or a kit build.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

It's weird seeing someone post this shit near where I grew up.

Flameblow
Flameblow

im a fan of krebs. any experience with arsenal that you could report to someone looking to get another ak?

RavySnake
RavySnake

out of gas
headlights on

You...you're not going to make it are tou user.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Next on my buy list

hairygrape
hairygrape

If the cops see this thread they will see you put that sharpie up your butt before you died

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Poker_Star
Poker_Star

they hate going to gas stations. Guys checking you out, cat calling, etc
Ugly feminist detected.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Buy some Elix. Also what's the update now how you doing

MPmaster
MPmaster

Best thread in a while

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Im going with this guy. I trust him. Gonna get Kakao

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I'm good... got gas. Driving again now.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

are you serious? buy GAS. its a sign, you need it. plus you will make money this week from it

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Metaverse (ETP). its fucking cheap and has never recovered. solid team, solid project, functional product.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Doesn't it rely on that fishead coin NEO? What if NEO fails?

WebTool
WebTool

This the same guy who made that eth larp?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

No?

cum2soon
cum2soon

deadass some of the best shit ive seen on this board

Illusionz
Illusionz

ilu op don't die

massdebater
massdebater

what is going on in this thread

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FastChef
FastChef

libertarianism in a nutshell

askme
askme

Its not dude. None of this would have happened if I wasn't on the phone talking. And when it wouldn't go anymore and I pulled over and I didn't know what to do at first. So I checked my coin prices on binance to see if it was still going up. Then thought to make this thread.

RavySnake
RavySnake

not having a milled receiver made in Bulgaria Arsenal Arms AK
You will NOT make it

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

deadass
You really don't belong here, go kill yourself faggot monkey nigger

whereismyname
whereismyname

Holy fuck OP put a sharpie in his ass with a time stamp. And he has an ak. Who is this rainbow Rambo ass nigga

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haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Thanks OP. I was having a shit time cuz I'm dreading work tomorrow.
Thanks for the laughs.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

oh god lmao

happy_sad
happy_sad

the cop obviously noticed the ak, let you go but called it in.
you're probably being tracked by a drone by now

Spamalot
Spamalot

ELITE SHITPOST

likme
likme

Best of luck OP. Be safe.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

good thread

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Onliy Veeky Forums can give me a true belly laugh

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Op you're a fucking degenerate I hope you fucking get killed by a white boy.

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RavySnake
RavySnake

UPDATE US OP

YOU MADMAN

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Update is I dumped all my link and AMB bags for ZIL 100%

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Buy EPX man, it's ground floor right now
Do your own research on it

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haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I only feel safe on binance. I'll gladly get a blowjob from chick with a sore on her mouth. But when it comes to crypto I'm very conservative.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Your choice friendo.
You'll be cursing this decision when it takes off though

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whereismyname
whereismyname

Where do I buy it what exchange

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

You need to get ETH in a metamask wallet, and then go to the website and buy tokens
The site also allows you to make a web wallet if you want

ethphoenix.io/coins.html

You get money for "free" in ETH dividends that you can withdraw and do whatever you want with, or you sell your tokens after they've mooned, but you can't sell immediately or you lose 20% - which is where your "free" money comes from

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BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I wouldn't trust a retard to drive me anywhere op

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Actually I don't have a wallet nor know how to create one or how to put the coins into them. When i took a shot on cardano randomly in early dec and like 30 times my money in a few weeks with that and TRON Didn't even know how to set up my 2FA authenticator to withdraw. Ended up losing like 30% of what I made before I could find a friend who could do it for me.

I'm lost in crypto. I just keep it on binance

What fun is making lots of money when it's securely stored in a wallet? Chicks don't like dudes who don't role the dice and do things like keep their coins on an exchange

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Also, I appreciate the time you took to explain that to me. But I only have like 8k in there now split between AMB and LINK. I don't want to scale down with those and then watch them take off

SniperGod
SniperGod

ERZ. Thank me from jail.

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LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

This is the only LARPing I've done in this thread

JunkTop
JunkTop

Legendary thread

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Is this one of those ICO's? And what's the price right now? I'm driving still

Firespawn
Firespawn

How long do I have to get a wallet and get the coins??? You've actually got me excited now. I trust you user.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

This entire thread for an ethphoenix shill. Well done.

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GoogleCat
GoogleCat

After I saw your guys' capabilities with Shia lebeouf I'm actually detouring and heading south to northern Tennessee so I don't have to go through southern Illinois. Who knows with you faggots... you probably called the cops and they are just waiting for me at the Mississippi River. And I don't know the laws as far as not having the gun locked in a case even tho it's dissassembled.

happy_sad
happy_sad

This is something different.
A smart contract on ETH blockchain, which can now never be stopped - unless everyone actually stops interacting with it at once.
I'm not going to tell you it will grow quickly, so you might have a while, but I can't really see a reason for it to not continue to grow.

Another dude has built a separate contract for futures (betting) on the balance of the contract. This pulls in people to manipulate the price in order to win bets, which drives volatility of the contract and gives everyone who has EPX ETH dividends.

I put about $2k over a few weeks, and I'm already getting ~$8/day on slow days, but IMHO the price is still very low for what this could be.
Once people realise what it means and that it is safe and secure, it is groundbreaking.
Sort of like a decentralised bank, though they would hate me for using the word

SniperWish
SniperWish

Pecunio - gold backed token, another fund token already listed on Iconomi. Profitable business. Hit their pre-sale hard cap of $4.5m. ICO starts in a few days. thank me later

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Bidwell
Bidwell

Ok cool sounds great. Thank you.

whereismyname
whereismyname

You're welcome user

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SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Thanks for the laugh OP, great thread. 10/10

safe travels out there m8

fuck that guy if he actually called the police.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

You're a fucking moron. I cleaned up the aftermath of the Joplin tornado. My grandpas house was in the subdivision behind the camera that showed the fucked out hospital. These are the kinds of people that would stop on the side of the road to help you because they've all fucked one anothers cousins and you could be a relative or something. Yes they're kind of inbred but in a friendly way kind of like a nice slighty downs kind of person. Anyway you're safe so long as you dont see any black people but the ones you see would probably stop and help you too. Country people tend to do that because if they didnt they would have died back in the day Like the 80s

King_Martha
King_Martha

found the inbred burger

cum2soon
cum2soon

women run out of gas
This is true, sadly :(

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Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Lol ok

farquit
farquit

Unironically LINK you broke faggot

RumChicken
RumChicken

Is it legal in the US to browse your phone while you are driving?

cum2soon
cum2soon

Fuck out of here europoor

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