Foods that got ruined for you in stupid ways

>get some kind of chicken artichoke alfredo at a restaurant
>don't finish it and take leftovers home
>wound up just giving it to my dog
>later he farts hard near me and it smells exactly like that meal, like a fresh plate of it had just been placed in front of me
>forever associate chicken alfredo with dog fart

what did u do to the dog

>be 5yr old me
>head lice going around school
>mom reads in some 80's parenting magazine that washing your kid's hair with vinegar keeps lice away
>forced to sit in bathtub and head washed in vinegar
>almost 30 years later
>still can't stand smell of vinegar

Looked at him with confusion and disgust, made sure to not feed him any more weird shit

fuck the smell of vinegar. my mom used to smear my mosquito bites with that shit. i'd rather have scratched myself all day than smell of vinegar

That explains why so many kids would smell awful/wierd in school

They had retarded parents

...

I can't eat frog legs because the only thing I think of is the smell of formaldehyde from biology class in eighth grade. It's been well over a decade.

Not that I eat frog legs all the time or anything. I never much liked the fishy chicken taste anyway.

Same. To this day I can't eat fetal pigs or sheep eyeballs.

fun fact: gorillas use their own bowels as an oven. they love to eat their own hot fresh poop.
it's all plant matter so I guess it's safe.

>be a little kid that fucking loves tomato soup
>get sick
>at grandmas and hungry
>start demanding tomato soup
>Keep getting told I wont like it while im sick
>fuck you I love tomato soup
>grandma makes me tomato soup and I promptly puke my heart out

Now I cant even stand the smell of it. Ive been slowly getting better though. I wont even really touch it with my grilled cheese.

>never really tried tomato soup
>have had a few times where i've almost thrown up and a bit of my stomach acids gets into my mouth
>tasted tomato soup recently
>the first thing i noticed is the acidity level triggers instant thoughts about stomach acid and i can't stomach it down

Went on this hardcore diet for and I ate 3 protein bars a day for ~3 months. Can stand the taste of any protein bar. Especially the texture

not your blog dumbass

>Be at friends 9th birthday party
>His parents are snobs and my parents are living week to week, divorced
>Trying really hard to not do/say poor people things, friend tells me small things I do that fucks them off after the fact
>He's pressured hard into schoolwork so doesn't make friends, just me
>They cook a sultana cake for the evening. Gross.
>No frosting or anything, just a slab of sultana cake
>Burnt crust and the mix had way too much baking powder
>Eat it all so I don't piss them off
>Throw up all night, missed the toilet bowl on the 2nd hour
>Ask them where their mop/bucket/disinfectant is at 3am
>They tell me to find it myself

I just ended up grabbing my stuff and walking home. Now I can't eat cake, because it makes me physically sick to remember that fucking sultana cake 20 years ago. People treat me like I've got contagious cancer when I say 'No thanks, I don't like cake'. Fuck.

>12 year old self is invited to birthday party, goes
>there's only 3 of us, including the birthday person
>half sheet cake with three pictures of Riku from Kingdom Hearts is presented
>We each are given a Riku, can't do anything else until we're done
>throw up cake and a shit ton of Riku icing
>now hate birthday cakes AND Kingdom Hearts

Goddamnit.

i got norovirus after eating a bit of candy corn and now they are forever associated with uncontrollable vomittng and shitting, for me
>poor innocents

the first and only time I ever ate Taco Bell, I got the worst flu I ever had two days later, so now I associate Taco Bell (and to a lesser extent sour cream in general) with vomiting so hard and frequently that I couldn't eat or sleep for 3 days

>parents suck ass at cooking
>serve me medium-well steaks
>go through life thinking steaks are overrated, rubbery shit
>become adult
>decide to make my own steak
>Holy shit all those wasted years
>Eat medium rare steak every week

and then user got heart disease

steak gives you heart disease?

shut up

My brother told me noodles were actually worms when I was a kid and now the texture of noodles makes me want to vomit.

...

Worms themselves don't bother me. It's just the texture of noodles that gets to me. And it fucking sucks. I see so many good recipes with noodles.

I ate some churros with cream cheese icing from Sheetz a few years ago, ended up puking that night a ton. Used to love 'em, haven't touched them since.

This is the funniest shit I've read in a while.

like... three different pictures of riku, or just the same picture three times?

It was three different ones at least.

I feel sick just talking about it, though. Urgh.

>Working out and getting Veeky Forums hardcore.
> Eating healthy on everything
> Make bunch of hard boiled eggs for quick protein
> Goes on for a month
> Have dream where I get sick and throw up like a ton of hard boiled eggs
> Have one for breakfast
> vomit.exe as soon as I taste yolk
> Didn't touch hard boiled eggs for a couple years.

Same identical story

>be me 18
>Father is 51
>We go to souther cooking restraunt with his wife of 3 years we bothe order chicken fried steak.
>Love it.
>I later commented i like that chicken steak.
>Step mother says its not chucken but steak fried like chicken.
>Me and my father go.
>Wtf.jpg
>My father couldn't process he was living a lie his whole life even though the military served this his whole 20 years service.
>He said this was worse than the gas attacks on the base near the Saudi border.
>Will never look at it the same way again.

Is that thing draining his lifeforce?

>chicken fried steak
>no chicken in it
fucking americans

I ate a whole box of butter nutters when I was in 7th grade and got sick and threw up, never ate one since

>6 years old
>Dad passed away, only Mom and 5 other siblings
>always come home from school to a screaming household
>Mom prepares dinner
>everyone always fighting amongst themselves, brothers punching each other, sisters scratching each other.
>Mom tries to keep everyone together, ends up crying herself to sleep late at night every night
>this continues on for years and other shit too
>now always associate Hmong food and culture in general with this feeling
Sometimes I wish I was a robot so I can't feel anymore

You and your dad are retarded.

well i mean... can anyone stand the smell of vinegar?

yes. the smell of apple cider vinegar makes my mouth water. I drink a little here and there and down a big glass of water after it. Its good for you. You dont enjoy vinegar on a salad or fish even?
as a kid, I used to eat cucumber slices with vinegar and salt. I still do that sometimes.
also
>not exclusively eating salt&vinegar chips

all other chips are for faggots. Period.

Vinegar is gross, it belongs in the laundry cupboard next to the bleach

I will use tiny amounts of it in cooking as long as the taste is completely gone before I eat the food

do you also hate the taste of alcohol and have to drink girly shit to mask it? Next youre going to tell me onions or garlic are gross and only good for warding off vampires or some shit.

No, none of that stuff is gross, only vinegar