Hey user i heard you own bitcoins

how do I short mordern women?

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BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPsnnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

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are you sure you dont want to sniff my ass user?

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ok, bent over.
*unzips noses

ITS NOT FAIR NOT FAIR WHY DOES CHAD GET TO SNIFFIES I WANT SNIFFIES MOMMY MOMMY WHERE ARE MY SNIFFIES ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You suck dicks.

Muslims hate dogs and compare everything they dont like to them brainlet.

that sounds more like longing men

stfu beta cuck

no thanks ill stick to fapping to your insta pics

Always wondered what that sniff would be like after a long day. SRS

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i mean.. its all wet and stuff and smells like chlorine from the pool. how about we go to dinner and I'll sniff you after.

please by chainlink.

after a long sweaty day?

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Could you imagine, user. When you’re that hot you can stink like shit and I’ll still find it sexy. If theyre ugly then I’ll throw up and kill myself.

What a mystery

>chlorine and urine
No thanks.

how bout prime and dry

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I would slurp down a hot log from that asshole. Wouldn't even chew, just allow it to run down my throat

I bet it still has a nice lil stink to it

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t. soyboy beta cuck

>what? you don't own any bitcoin?
>ive never heard of these coins
>can't you afford bitcoin?

>muh soy
if you ever get to the point where you're worrying about soy, you should probably give up trying to be a man

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KEK

this x100

Lol face dry and body wet. Ugly white whore.

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you're a blind faggot
her hair is obviously wet
and there are droplets on her jawline
but either way
why would it matter?
you're just an anti white racist queer, likely the black tranny acting as Veeky Forumss troll under the bridge

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ass either smells like nothing, BO, or worst case scenario feces.
so why would i want to small your ass

mmmm so shweeeeet.

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>brap posters
A new low for this site.

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HEH HEH HEH

Chad doesn't sniff ass you pathetic incel

id rather get my own ass licked