You just bought a new electric kettle.
The first time you turn it on, a food genie appears in the steam!
>GREETINGS user
>I WILL GRANT YOU AN ABILITY
>YOU WILL BE ABLE TO EAT AN INGREDIENT WITHOUT LIMIT
>WITHOUT IT NEGATIVELY AFFECTING YOUR HEALTH OR APPEARANCE
>BUT YOU MAY ONLY CHOOSE ONE!
What will it be, Veeky Forums?!
Sugar
MSG
Alcohol
Water
Don't question it
butter
Milk and its derivatives :^)
potato
Potato chips!
For me, it's the McChicken.
GMO
methanol
Wheat flour.
Carbon and it's derivatives.
sriracha, as it goes well on anything.
This is a winner for me
Close second.
all day 'ery day
Wouldn't that mean you can't get drunk since it's technically a poison?
Questionable, the effect of getting drunk isn't actually harm to your body, the negative health effects are a different process entirely.
Well, if that's the case, sign me up for alcohol as well.
Saturated fat
Gotta go with salt on this one, as a hungry skelly with kidney issues.
This is the only right answer.
Fuck sugar, I want my fried shrimp.
Partially hydrogenated oils.
Flour. No question.