Why is American food so bad compared to almost the rest of the world?

holy shit what a fucking faggot you are

t. Amerifat

There is a saying: you are what you eat.
You can also flip that statement around.

You've never had pizza in Italy have you?

America has some great food. It's just not nearly as common as the shit peddled by largest american corporations.

Try some Cajun cuisine. Or some good tex-mex. Or a hearty apple pie.

They just don't have billion-dollar advertisement industry behind them, so you hardly hear of them, while shit like KFC and McDonalds invade the whole world.

Oh look. It's this thread again.

>Or a hearty apple pie.
Oh yes that great America classic, which is actually British.

Are you going to tell me that it is boiled and bland now?

about the only genuinely american food that is strictly american is drinking chocolate. Originally called xocolatl. About all the rest can be traced to origins off the American continent.

>compared to almost the rest of the world?
>America never had thousands of years nor been through any kind of food scarcity
>American culture lacks history
>Oh yes that great America classic, which is actually British.
So much ignorance in this thread. I don't even know where to begin. I'm actually sort of overwhelmed.

They're the spawn of the Brits and I'd honestly rather eat a burger on Christmas rather than eat the shit on a plate that is the traditional Christmas pudding.

For fuck's sake, the most 'Merican food is the worst fast food they serve - the hamburger.
But they're really just copying their pops whose most well known food is the worst fast food he serves - fish and chips.

Like father, like son.

Hourly

Yuropoor

Obsession

Thread

the delusion of this post is amazing

the unending obsession with america is painful and concerning

global UK ban on Veeky Forums when? They have nothing to offer culinarily

>They have nothing to offer culinarily
I think the reverse is true.

Americans have NOTHING outside of fast-food and this is what this thread is about.

I have NEVER seen a thread of real American food, it's just fast-food and candy. Prove me wrong?

lol.
>I think the reverse is true.

>Italians have NOTHING outside spaghetti and this is what this thread is about

>I have NEVER seen a thread of real Italian food, it's just spaghetti and pizza. Prove me wrong?

>lol.
Welcome to Veeky Forums newfriend.

It was founded by Britain, what did you expect

>I think the reverse is true.

>British have NOTHING outside boiled eels and this is what this thread is about

>I have NEVER seen a thread of real British food, it's just boiled eels and incest. Prove me wrong?

Yeah, burgers are so bad that's why every europoor has a sandwich shop selling burgers in their food districts. Even the asians love them.

Is this a /bsg/? (Boiled steak general)

no bully pls i luv u :o((((

French fag here. I do not know too much about the American food but nothing is worse than English food.

Well, even plebs here, like that burger stuff. We got the big chains also, I would guess 75% of the guests are tourists.

mon ami, english food is bad food but it is still food. american 'food' is not food. thats what makes it laughable.

You definitely have good dish but compared to the rest of europe .... sorry my friends, it's just not your speciallity.

HOURLY YUROPOOR OBSESSION THREAD

butthurt?

What makes you think it's not americans trolling other americans?

you spelled based wrong

To consoler, I think your breakfast is better than ours. In France we do not eat in the morning and too much in the evening.

kek
But the burger is originally German.....

if you fat fucks would stop delivering your disgusting fast food all around the world, we wouldnt have to complain every day about it.

Never seen a thread complaining about thin crispy italian pizza or sauerkraut.

I hope trump builds a wall around america, so nothing can get in or out

We don't deliver it to you. You ask for it. If you don't like it (and I don't blame you!) then blame your countrymen for creating a market for it.

I don't understand these threads at all.
>lol the same fucking picture of fast food with american flags in it
>lol american food is shit

What kind of nonsense is that. I mean I get that you're trolling, but try to be believable next time. These threads are so old. There are countless high end restaurants throughout the United States. Not to mention we would have more Michelin rated restaurants if we didn't have reviewers in only 4 cities. That's right only Vegas, San Francisco, New York, and Chicago have reviewers available. So with a combined population of 13 million we have more michelin rated restaurants than the UK and almost as many as France. They are only now talking about sending reviewers to DC, and DC. Currently Michelin covers less than 5 percent what we have to offer and we still smoke you guys. Case closed.

I suppose the Great Depression never happened in your text book?

Yet some how those companies are incredibly successful in other countries, in certain cases more so than in the states. We exported out most shit tier food and the world gobbled it up, how is that out fault. Seems like you guys need to get your shit together.

Atleast in the US it costs $1-5 for a meal, in Europe I would walk past advertisements charging 8 euros for a fucking big mac. It's outrageous that anyone would pay that amount, yet theres a fuckin line out the door. You guys got cucked by fast food and you can't fight back with your shitty one dimensional no variety cuisine. That's the best part about america I live in the goddamn midwest, and in the dead of winter I can get what ever cuisine I desire from all over the world at a decent price.

Not to mention if you are willing to splurge you can get the highest quality of any ingredient flown in to you. That's how we have 3-starred Michelin Restaurants in the middle of the desert in Vegas.

Commercialism

TL;dr

>picture of a normal burger
>le Amerika bad food maymay!

Every time

*tl;dr

>choice of eating a juicy and fulfilling burger with toppings that cover all the major food groups
>or a snail

Yeah I don't know OP.

Basically the US has an insane amount of high end restaurants, and believing we only eat fast food is moronic.

Most Americans aren't eating at high-end restaurants and you know it.

If you remove the top 1%, the GDP-per-capita of America wouldn't be so impressive. There is A LOT of harsh poverty in America, you guys are just blind to it or say "lol niggers".

I go to the US a lot for conferences and business and the poverty in most major cities is shocking.

>if you don't count the richest people the country isn't as rich
Great analysis!

Even beyond the super high end expensive restaurants, there are an incredible amount of great restaurants in any halfway decently city, and the industry is booming. You don't need a $100 tasting menu or $50 steaks to be a great restaurant

It's because half our country's homeless and poverty stricken citizens is literally all located in the half dozen or so largest cities in america. If there is a sky scraper there are a dozen homeless people getting free handouts from the liberal large cities.

Our middle class is now lower class, struggling to stay above the poverty line.

I'm not a /pol/itician, but I hope President Trump's plans really do work. It's a serious problem.

>I'm not a /pol/itician, but I hope President Trump's plans really do work. It's a serious problem.

You don't have to be from /pol/ to hope that people in your country do well. I despise Trump's staff but I hope he does well. Like it or not he is my/our president and his success is our success. I mean, unless he wants to kill most of us off that is.

>never had thousands of years
>had 400 years

wat?

I have, its ok.
nothing to write home about

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Oh hey, it's the hourly obsession thread

its like car crash tv you cant look away

Yeah man.
Starts out as a simple thread and before you know it it's full of Americans watching Europe's every nuance.
It's cringey as fuck.

I don't find there to be anything wrong with classic American food. Big business Fast food is a little nasty, but you would t complain about grits & hash or blackened catfish or American iced tea.

Creamed sweet corn is pretty nice too.

Didn't you know? lol is the new normie meme here

>All these buttmad Yuropoors
Have fun when your government forces you to share your house, wife, and daughter with Ahmed. They'll be eating nice and thick kebab all day.

>Damn those Americans and their unculturedness!
>Proceeds to eat beans on toast with bangers and snappers with a side of ganja before riding the automobile to his job at the tickytock factory

2016-1776=

Wrong barbeque traces its traditions to colonial America, George Washington ate barbecue.

Even cavemen put their meat over a fire but Americans like to claim they invented everything.

Better than a bloody "toast sandwich" that's for sure!

If you think American barbecue involves cooking directly over the heat, you're not in a position to share your opinion on the topic.

>Comparing the fast food market to actual cuisine.

Are you fucking retarded friend?

how cum america is like a way i dont like cant they just be smart lik french?

You're making the assumption that every Michelin rated restaurant serves wholesome American cuisine.

too much freedom

>Oh yes that great America classic, which Britain claims even though it stole it from asians along with everything else.

>American food is only burgers and fries

nigger we have created more food types in the last few decades than yuropoors have over the past 100k years

Sugar in everything

Because America lacks a common cultural root to develop any food that isn't bland crap

>great depression
>being even remotely close to parts of the middle ages
ameritards lol

BURGERS AND BBQ SURPASS MOST CUISINE ON THIS EARTH

French fries are French
Hamburgers are German (Hamburger / Hamburg)

Top tier southern food.

>French fries are French
No they're Belgian nigger.