My ex just said hi to me after 3 years with 0 contact. She's a John Oliver avid viewer

Tell her to rate your blockfolio and send her a screenshot of it

kek this one would be good, rolling for it myself

You summoned her? That's cool.

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This.

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>Oh hey, yeah I remember that trip. A bit of a coincidence since I randomly thought about you the other day too. I'm doing great actually, when I thought of you the other day it created an intense craving to feel my dick slide into your ass once more. So yeah, kind of weird but you do have a pretty nice ass...

TRIPS GET

I tried to reverse image search that image, even filled out the edges with pixels, but I couldn't find out who your gf is.
Anyone else have an idea how to find out using this pic?

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333 get

333 get last try

Did you finally figure it out how much I'm worth after watching that British faggot? You dumb fucking roastie.

Here's what you do:

Tell her you're doing good. Really good actually. You got very lucky and got into Bitcoin right before it went up and sold right before it went down. Tell her you did pretty well but don't really know what to do with yourself now. No real motivation to work because you've got almost a million in BTC. You think you'll just sell all your shit, pack a bag and go travel for a while.

Then ignore all future texts from her

Ravioli ravioli, if you want in on my bitcoin, you're gonna have to gimme your assholi.

This

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333 get ffs so close

I've been getting rimmed by hookers nightly you broke bitch! I'm balls deep in one right now as I'm typing this, unironically. You see, I made a few...investments... and now I'm rich enough to buy custom buttplugs for all my hoes.

Send a nude, suck me off, or don't message me again, babe.

this

I've been getting footjobs from instagram models and having hoes rim my asshole. I'm great.
Wbu ugly?

ask her how shes doin

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HELP ME! I'M BROKE. I INVESTED ALL OF MY MONEY INTO CRYPTO PONZI SCHEMES AND NOW IM LIVING IN MY CAR AND BARELY SURVIVING. PLEASE START A GOFUNDME FOR ME OR I MIGHT DIE

I WOULD SAY MEET ME BUT I HAVE A HOBO BEARD AND DIRT ALL OVER MY FACE FROM SLEEPING IN THE MUD WHEN MY CAR IS TOO HOT
THANKS FOR YOUR CONCERN I STILL MASTURBATE TO YOU

"Fuck off"

rolling for desu

reroll

Make it dubs you larping faggot

So... You kept the last message you sent to her for 3 years?

Damn.

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My wife now watches Colbert everyday. She voted for Hillary. I can't take it anymore.

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Bitch didn't even update me on her brother, might be dead for all I know.

Do not reply to her

Sorry babe, I like cocks now.

eat a dick you whore

>So... You kept the last message you sent to her for 3 years?

it's called fb messenger you brainlet

>Tell her to rate your blockfolio and send her a screenshot of it

re-roll

At least it's not Oliver, friend. At least it's not Oliver.

Just ask how her brother is doing and ignore everything she said.

>it's called fb messenger you brainlet

I'm pretty sure even they let you delete stuff you don't want to keep.

>Tell her to rate your blockfolio and send her a screenshot of it

desu

do not do it unless you want everyone to know about how rich you are

re roll

Fuck her like the whore she is then give her 0.01 eth and never talk to her again

That's a whore move to do.

enhance it

i bought ze dip

Did we even get dubs so far?

You guys are fucking awful at gets

555 incoming

555 GET

kek reroll

555

Sneed

Fuck off cocksucker, I already had a taste of that pussy. NEXT!

>"Hey I'm doing really great. Just wondering - would you be down to fuck a black guy while I watch?"

ignore

I'm tripping balls right now, who the fuck is this? Are you one of them?

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>havent talked to her in 3 years
>messeged her this morning
Fake news.
Nah I checked my FB messeges from 2017 or older say the year. It should say 2015 if that was true

Wew checked.

No one's going to get fucking trips in this thread you fucking autist, you should've picked dubs like a non moron.

How do you know she knows about your money, exes speak to me all the time because they want me back even if they have no idea about my financial situation. She probably just had a breakup or something and is feeling single and lonely.

youtube.com/watch?v=LhF_56SxrGk

>doesn't know how facebook messages work

OP, just do this and get it over with so we can all move on.

"my linky stays super stinky"

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gummon

Fuck off

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>Tell her to rate your blockfolio and send her a screenshot of it

prease desu

If you're 555, then I'm 666. What's it like to be a heretic?

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get better material you unfunny frogfaggot crossboarder.

this

FINALLY

>this

gogogo

You. Fucking. Wasted. It.

REEEEEEEEEEEE

Nice

winrar

I made some money, plz leave me alone, I'm happy now

Alright let's do it smooth

>biz
>post about ex

up to you lol

the devil wills it op you must comply

good job user

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this does not please kek

YESSSSSSS

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WTF, now I see why you guys break

rolling

What was 8285712?

not gonna help ppl are using scripts

just keep going alb- user

mind reposting this with higher resolution? I am unable to make out the text here. Thanks.

It's too late, we saw it.