My girlfriend opened my crypto copypasta document and saw the one about John...

MPmaster
MPmaster

My girlfriend opened my crypto copypasta document and saw the one about John McAfee eating a log of shit out of a 15 year old belizian prostitutes asshole. She started screaming at me and crying and having a fit because she thought I liked poop and underage girls.
So today I had to sit her down and explain to her the history of John McAfee, what a copypasta is, why its funny, and why being vulgar and inappropriate online doesnt mean I personally want to eat poop from a teenage girls asshole.

She said that "I cant deal with this right now, Im so grossed out that you would even have something like that on your computer" and then she left. I dont know where she is. She is probably off telling her herd of fellow thots that her bf writes gross porn about old men eating poop right now.

Thanks Veeky Forums.

At least she didnt find my loli porn folder.

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SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Based on copypasta maker

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Techpill
Techpill

This is the only copypasta I have:

Just to remind you, what a faggot Varg is and how stupid trash LARPagans are. Pic related arw pagans.

Varg Vikernes. (Birth name was unironically Christian Vikernes.)

Raised in Iraq in the 80s when your family illegally oversees Chemical Weapons Research for Saddam Hussein during the Iraq-Iran War

Joined the LARP scene in Norway as a teenager

killed his best friend because he looked at him wrong.

burned churches and UNESCO monuments

gets sentenced to lul norway prison for like 14 years

meanwhile in America he would have gotten death penalty

becomes a nazi in prison

attempts to break out of prison, and robs a car at gun point

gets caught and sent back to prison, only gets slap on the wrist

gets out of prison

Abandons his 13 year old daughter he fathered in a degenerate black metal party. Doesn't even have contact with her, or attempts to have contact with her. Literally caused a single mother

abandoned by all family, and friends.

literally marries a diagnosed autist in France

Takes her last name, and moves to a cuckshed in the middle of nowhere in France. Now legally known as "Louis Cachet"

Refuses to learn his host country's language, instead abusing their immigration laws. He can't even talk to his wife, outside of some broken English phrases she was forced to learn

Literally lives off welfare, and has 5+ little baby money makers to keep the flow coming in

Makes shitty youtube videos about how Italians are negroid, and why autism is genetically superior or why blue eyes makes me not go blind in the snow

worshiped by "le deus vult" magapede larpers on 4chins for some unknown reason

doesn't even make music anymore because he has to live in a hut and pretend its -3000 BCE to feel like a man

no accepting the fact he is a complete loser, who knows nothing, and is a far-right maniac LITERAL MURDERER WHO STILL SAYS HE DID THE RIGHT THING BY KILLING HIS BEST FRIEND

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PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Try explaining why you converted Slayer song lyrics to Link fud

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Need_TLC
Need_TLC

holy shit no way

Lunatick
Lunatick

can't handle the bants
Just childish, quite frankly.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

That's why you never keep spicy memes on your pc you idiot, learn to make em and throw them away, holy shit lol

Fucking moron, it's alright you'll learn... Eventually and after your life is first destroyed by your grossed out thot

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idontknow
idontknow

I guess you could say you failed her "shit test", but really it is her that failed yours. How could you even consider spending the rest of your life with a woman who has no sense of humor? Sounds like she was just pump and dump material that lingered around for too long after the fact, so congratulations on being about to move on to better things!
Also:
At least she didnt find my loli porn folder.
Dude, you are asking for trouble some day by even having that in your possession. Delet this!

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Poker_Star
Poker_Star

You're pretty good OP.

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Skullbone
Skullbone

the funniest part is that she WILL talk about this to all of her friends. Depending on where you live (small town, village) you will be known as the "log of shit eating" guy. Bonus points if she posts this on social media and goes viral. No woman will ever fuck you again.

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whereismyname
whereismyname

Top kek would love to hear how you would explain that

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cum2soon
cum2soon

Why is the guy in the photo holding the bar with one of his hands backwards?

massdebater
massdebater

Please tell more

likme
likme

Not into scat but I wouldn't mind eating poop from a teenage girls asshole desu

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

he's really asking to wreck his right biceps like that
youtube.com/watch?v=Wjq82nYPUeo

Emberfire
Emberfire

I've always wondered the in the Gym; probs more normie shit that they copy off each other

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

It makes it easier to grip and no it wont tear your bicep if youre not retarded and keep your arm straight
You can also do hookgrip its better

MPmaster
MPmaster

My fiance would just

that's just silly/gross then
360 walk away, never mentioned again

Lose her OP. Not worth it

Inmate
Inmate

but no one takes women seriously, not even other women

anyways faggot are you gonna post the copypasta or what

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

he doesnt have an untouched /b/ folder dating back 10 years.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Birth name was unironically Christian
That is pure irony

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BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Post it

FastChef
FastChef

faggot normie

farquit
farquit

Post copypast

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

It's called alternate grip faggit

Emberburn
Emberburn

that's what you get for being a burger

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

not telling your gf about your degenerate hobbies
not telling your gf about Veeky Forums and how she can meme and laugh at the memes here
not learning about the retarded forums your gf goes to and sharing your interests

Idk man, you fucked up dating a girl that's not smart and open minded.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Literally do you even lift?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

encrypt your girfriend and dump your drives

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RavySnake
RavySnake

told my gf about /fit/
can't post there anymore now because she finds my posts everytime I do
fills up like half of /fph/ with her autism every day now
What have I done

askme
askme

How much does she squat?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

What sort of autism does a woman have in fph? Is she pro fph or against?

Bidwell
Bidwell

I'm just introducing her to lifting now. She does the typical woman thing where they think they're gonna become swole and masculine if they touch a weight once. I've coaxed her into starting and I'm just trying to teach her good form cause I don't trust her to make that effort on her own.
She and I hate fat people. She used to live on Tumblr and shit so I think she's just excited to find a community where she can hate fat people and freely express her opinions without being compared to Hitler.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Lol’d. Thx enjoy slaying when she leaves

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

the absolute state

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Better facebook up, hit the lawyer and delete the gym.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Should have dumped (hehe) her the moment she started screaming.

Bidwell
Bidwell

go to /fit/ m8

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

autism is genetically superior
Link? I don't follow any youtube shit but i'm curious as to how anyone can argue this point.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

all my exes would at one point or another tell and instruct me to stop browsing Veeky Forums

i would always laugh at them, there is also a reason they are all exes

girlDog
girlDog

allowing a female unfiltered access to your electronic devices.

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StonedTime
StonedTime

i agree with you. That guys a huge, worthless piece of shit. Didn't he go by Count Morlock or some shit for a while?

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