Breakfasts

What do you have for breakfast, Veeky Forumsers?
My favourite - full English, but with more bacon than is in the pic.

And an extra sausage or two. Oh and an extra half tomato.

this plate of random shit reminds me of those mexican foods where they pile on tons of shit over chips.

Normally I have 4 large slices of leftover pepperoni pizza with globs of nutella and peanut butter spread over on top, a chocolate dipped banana, 3 fried eggs with bacon and mountain dew.

>Too many beans
>badly cooked

Yup, it's a full English all right.

Try the Irish or Scottish variation, they're far superior. Clootie dumpling is simply at its best when fried with breakfast.

>Try the Irish or Scottish variation, they're far superior
Muh heritage.

Alcohol and self loathing.

you sick cunt

>I have no idea what I'm talking about : The post

its got black pudding so it is scottish fuck nugget

No clootie dumpling, no potato scones, no square sausage, and you call this a Scottish breakfast?

Is this some new form of trolling or something?

Black Pudding isn't Scottish mate.

We eat that in England.

I think the other user was just pretending Scots and Irish cook better and have superior portion control of baked beans.

>overlooking fruit pudding
>overlooking the lords bounty, scotlands bravest lion rampant, the tattie scone

fuck off m8

Years ago, when I was making tattie scones for the first time, I got the recipe from my mate who was a baker in a traditional Scots village bakery.

Really simple recipe, just two ingredients, potato and flour. What I didn't realise was that you're supposed to let the mashed potato cool down before working with it, so I plunged my hands into a massive ball of red hot potato dough and quickly withdrew them once more, in quite some pain.

I told my mate about what I done and he laughed in my face, the cunt.

>talks rubbish - gets exposed
>resorts to writing gibberish

pic related

i wasnt the original rubbish talker was merely defending the tattie scone mostly.

Mate I live in scotland, im scottish. Maybe this doesn't fit your definition of a scottish breakfast but 9 times out of 10 we're eating the exact breakfast you are. Go anywhere for breakfast and you'll get served something like that.
Aye usually you'll have the lorne sausage and I don't see potato scones there but never in my life have I been served a clootie dumpling in a breakfast. Its something you would have for pudding, you dense cunt.

sorry meant that for the other cunt, didnt realise you english ate that too.

This is for you

>i wasnt the original rubbish talker
My apologies mate.

You too are guilty of venting your rage on the wrong user.

aye sorry

>Mate I live in scotland, im scottish

Well, that makes two of us then.

>never in my life have I been served a clootie dumpling in a breakfast

You're a fucking teuchtar, aren't you?

lol yes, how you geuss that

Dont tell me you eat that with breakfast

>teuchtars from up north thinking they represent the whole of scotland

>lowland filth thinking they are true scots
you're indistinguishable from the northern english

> implying a traditional scottish breakfast isnt a bag of brown, a black eye for their bird and a tennants super

> smackhead
> nashposts
The state of you m8

Fucking poorthern monkeys

During the working week I generally just have some Skyr or Fage Total with ground almonds and a dash of honey or fruit.

Saturday morning I usually make scrambled eggs with sausage or bacon and maybe some avocado and tomato. Sometimes an ommlette with spinach.

Having some great coffee and making breakfast on a crisp cold Saturday morning is my fucking happy place.

> Fag Total
Why does your yoghurt address you like its Yoda ?

>Skyr
We currently have an advert for this on British TV.

It surprises me that Nordics eat yoghurt, like this . .. I would have thought they wanted something warmer, rather than eat something taken directly from the fridge?

Hey another highlander reporting in. I live in the central belt now but I'm sure there's more of a cultural divide between highlanders and lowlanders than there is between Scottish and English as a whole.

Anyway. My dad was born and raised in Lochmaddy, and ate fucking Brose for breakfast every morning like most of his family, lol. Only time we ever had clootie dumpling was for pudding with cream. Im fairly sure a Scottish breakfast as its served in cafes generally has lorne and haggis

I lol'd desu. 9/10

That yoghurt is amazing though.

I don't think they really do, its just a traditional Icelandic thing that's been picked up on and exploited here. I like it because theres so much protein so it keeps you satisfied more than regular yoghurt.

My height, build and Aryan looks due to having a majority percentage of native Scottish DNA disagrees with you

>he lives in/is from scotland right now and is not currently high on opiates

the state of YOU m8

>Not living on a croft in Sutherland, working the sheep until 7am then coming in to the peat fire and eating oatcakes and crowdie whilst the cailleach gives you a blowjob with your 10 inch dick poking out your blue overalls, with Runrig playing on the kitchen radio.

I wake up 30 minutes before I leave for work, so I have no time to make a breakfast. I can't remember the last time I had breakfast on a workday.

On the weekends, though, I'll make myself an omelet. I'm boring and lazy, so it's four eggs, some Mexican cheese blend from Costco, and Tofurky sausage. I also slice up some potatoes and cook them separately with olive oil and garlic salt.

(I normally don't post on Veeky Forums, btw, but I saw the English Breakfast in the main page and had to click this thread)

I'm in Glasgow atm but from Inverness. Lochmaddy is beautiful, would be a lovely place to grow up.

Smart guy, I have porridge every morning without fail best start to the day. Agreed only seen that, I think its an english practice that we adopted. I remember my great grandfather saying it was disgusting english food, but he was an alcoholic crofter so could be nonsense.

descendant of pictish kings here, better watch your step you little potato nigger

>runrig playing on the kitchen radio

kek, pictish """""kings"""""

I'll continue watching my step like my savage proto-weegie Viking slaying ancestors did my fellow scottish brethren.

If im not working a croft with my fair highland maiden and our three kids at my side by the time i'm say 25. I'll be upset

How often do you go to the based Snow Goose for a decent meal?

Haha my Mum would take us a lot when I was younger, not been in a good few years though.
You from Inverness yourself?

If I wake up early enough to cook before work I'll fry some eggs and bacon or sausage and toast. Barely enough time to pack lunch and I'll eat Raisin Bran and some toast with peanut butter. Running out the door and I'll hit the drive-thru at Mickey D's for breakfast food or Arby's 2-5 PM $1 sliders since I work nights.

Nah up past Ullapool but obvs Inverness was the nearest supermarkets etc so it was a monthly trip. Ha we would always go there when I was wee, before the pantomime usually. I remember the fish and chips being great.

I dont think I can think of a decent place to eat in Inverness now I'm older though...

>Snow Goose

Nigga are you on about the Vintage Inn?

The fuck, has it changed name?

Wow fairly north then, I lived near Durness for a couple of years. Quite a different way of life for a kid even to Inverness nevermind big cities. I liked it because I was used to Inverness and I felt like I had all this space to myself but it could get boring You enjoy your childhood there?

I wasnt aware it had changed

I work in a Vintage Inn just outside London and know there's a Snow Goose that's part of the chain in Inverness. VI's are basically a step or two up from Wetherspoons.

Probably just a co-incidence and there's another Snow Goose you guys are referring to

Yeah loved it. Durness is further north though! I miss it a lot, I live in Edinburgh now which I do like, but still sometimes a bit too much. I sometimes wish I went to Glasgow instead because theres a fairly big highlander community there.

I moved back when I finished uni to work, but then I remember that beautiful as it is, the Winters up there are so bleak and desolate. Nothing is open! Its quite nice being able to go to the shop on Sunday.

Its probably been taken over by that chain then, dont think there's two Snow Gooses in the shneck. Either that or it is legit awful and im seeing through rose tinted glasses.

>Veeky Forums - Low end pub chains

Those bleak and desolate winters appeal to me, sitting by a roaring fire with your mandolin and a good bottle of whisky while your gaelic speaking wife cooks a venison stew with the poor bastard you shot off the hill earlier that afternoon, the setting sun bathing you in gold as you take him back on your shoulders through the snow

Its more like sitting in your house trying to get the heat from the fire to spread more than 3 metres, before having to go to get more peat in the pissing sleet, with nobody to talk to. And then youve run out of milk and the only time the wee shop is open is when youre at work.

And the only socialising you do is when the pub opens one day a week and everyone is in there drinking themselves to oblivion before goin to a random house party and drinking even more, trying really hard to hit on the local women despite the fact that everyone there has already fucked each other.

Actually it's fucking based what am I talking about

haha aye thats it lad

Lads, if you live in Scotland, and you've never had clootie dumpling fried with breakfast, you are really missing out.

I'm aware that some people eat it as a pudding, but I've never actually tried it that way myself. I have eaten it hundreds of times with a fried breakfast tho.

It's fruity overtones match up excellently with lorne sausages.

WHY IS IT THAT EUROPOORS INSIST ON POSTING THIS ABOMINATION OF A BREAKFAST ON A DAILY BASIS?

3/4 cup of oats with half an apple, a banana, a handful of blueberries and some cinnamon thrown in