Really makes you think

Really makes you think.

if only shitposting on Veeky Forums reduced peoples life expectancy

Give them more eggs then.

hmmm, greger, kind of sounds like a jewish name

I know this is bait but wasn't that cholesterol shit debunked years ago?

Hmm...5 cigarettes a day. Wow. Much better than breathing the air in LA for a day.

Seriously. 5 cigarettes a day didn't increase cancer rates. 1 pack or more a day, yes, but not 5 cigs. Eat your egg a day and be happy.

>make it sound scarier by putting "woman" in it

Retarded, unfounded, made-up "facts" on the internet is how Trump got elected...

It's literally the opposite of "making you think".

kek

Are you saying Trump posters were the real shills?

What have we done? :(

American Heart Association recommends one egg a day, or 7 in a week. Otherwise you're taking in a ton of cholesterol and really increase your risk of heart disease, even if you otherwise eat healthy.

wtf, I hate eggs now.

#notevenonce

More like how he almost lost. Im tired of seeings CNN panic every time he sneezes

kill yourself, faggot.

what about egg whites?

I'm still awaiting the hillary apologist thread, so you weird little faggots can set right your many wrongs you've made over the course of this election.

That being said, eggs and cigarettes are both fine. Sprinkle a dash of msg on your eggs and dip your ciggies in opium. Live a little.

And yet, somehow, the Japanese have the highest life expectancy while also consuming more eggs per capita than just about everybody else.

I've been hearing from coworkers something about 3 million illegals voting in states that didn't require voter ID

No?

A number made up by a study funded by none other than the International Egg Commission

I've been hearing from coworkers something about 3 million US citizens not being able to vote in states that required voter ID

Literally the only reason someone would protest voter ID is if they want to commit voter fraud. Every other country in the west makes you prove you are who you say you are if you want to vote. It's as easy as showing an ID card.

Unless you genuinely want illegible people to vote why would you have a problem with that?

I don't get it either. Why wouldn't you require proof of citizenship to vote in your countries election? Isn't that one of the point of moving to and becoming a citizen of a country?

It's moronic. If I want to drive a car I have to show proof that I am who I am and I'm qualified to drive before I can purchase one. I show my driving license, so does everyone else.

But asking to do it for voting, an important civic duty, is somehow unfair?

Morons.

And I don't get why people say it's racist. Aren't you insinuating that niggers are too stupid to get an ID card? Isn't that more racist?

Liberals are mentally ill.

Pretty much every state requires you to present ID when registering to vote in the first place.

So why's it such a stretch to bring it with you on the day?

Unless you want to sign up a load of dead people and assign fake names to others?

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What. What kinda faggot doesn't like thanksgiving or Christmas?

>not knowing Shel Silverstein
if you're older than 25, you're a piece of shit.
If you're younger than 25, you missed out.

He sounds like a fucking queer.

>(((Silverstein)))

No thanks I've read too much shit written by kikes.

No wonder he hates Christmas.

>If you're younger than 25, you missed out.
His books didn't magically appear after you grew up, idiot

Nice try, princess, but his books are just a piece of the puzzle. He did live shows and readings too. Or are you one of those kids who listens to the Beatles too and swears they're your favorite band?

Swing and a miss.

No they dont

>Swing and a miss

He couldn't be more jewish if you caught him with his hands in a wishing well

Some of the most brilliant content creators of all time are Jewish, if you ignore everything Jewish you will be a total ignoramus

He was born into a Jewish family, but he couldn't be further from a stereotypical jew. There isn't one thing about his works thst could be associated with judaism, as far as I've seen. The man is a legend.

It's like dissmissing the members of SOAD as a bunch of sandniggers. You're doing a great disservice to yourself by not knowing his works.

Unless you're younger than 25, in which case your opinion is irrelevant.

Fuck off kike

Disgusting Jewish shill

Ok then i should be dead because i eat 25 eggs a day on top of a cup of butter... Yet im 135 lbs and have no health problems

>SOAD
>good

holy fucking shit.

Veeky Forums, please never have an opinion on anything except food.

Good thing I'm not a woman.

No. A single egg has like 66% the daily recommended amount of cholesterol

Exactly. There was this kid with down syndrome with his mom just ahead of me in line at the polling place and even he had a fucking ID with him.

>Silverstein's cartoons appeared in issues of Playboy from 1957 through the mid-1970s, and one of his Playboy features was expanded into Uncle Shelby's ABZ Book (Simon & Schuster, 1961), his first book of new, original material for adults. Because it was unclear whether some of the material was intended for adults or children, the 1985 reprint had a conspicuous cover label.

>The original idea to create the album began with Marlo Thomas,[2] who wanted to teach her then-young niece Dionne about life, in particular that it is acceptable to refute or reject the gender stereotypes in children's books of that time

Pornography - check
Media targeting children - check
Cultural Marxism - check

About as stereotypical Jewish as its possible to get.

Abdul without jews you wouldn't have the internet

Underrated fpbp

Nobody said they were good, Dr. Tryhard. But they are extremely relevant to their genre, and it would be retarded to try and deny their influence.

>#NotMyPresident

Found the leftist/nigger

That's racist propaganda

Are they even legally allowed to vote?

Driving is a privilege while voting is a right

Otherwise I agree with your logic

For someone who 'isn't your regular jew' he sure seems about one shekel away from poisoning wells.

Never trust a kike.

>voting is a right
Not for millions of illegal immigrants.

Voting isn't a right universal to all who live in the US.

Felons, non-citizens, are all unable to vote. And for good reason.

Voter ID protects against that. I've yet to see one good argument against voter ID

I agree with non-citizens but not felons especially nonviolent ones.

Wrong. In Australia voting is compulsory but you don't need to show ID. You just go to the polling place and give them your name and home address, they then cross you off the list and you proceed to vote.

Some fools will go to multiple polling places and vote more than once, but after the election the government processes the paper lists to find out who didn't vote or who voted more than once, then issues them with fines in the post.

Well yea, but the point is that us citizen shouldn't need to show ID just like you aren't compelled to show police your ID so long as you aren't driving, it's just the reality is that we need ID as a safeguard for voting.

The only real argument is "citizens shouldn't have their rights curtailed no matter how slightly and how legitimate the need to is" although that is clearly not the argument progressives have in mind.

You can't discriminate against a retard so of course they are allowed to vote

They're still a human bean and a citizen, even if they can only count to potato

>You just go to the polling place and give them your name and home address
That is literally IDing someone.

Bullshit. I can go there and say my name is John Smith from 23 Jones St and they have no way of proving me otherwise.

You could also go there and give them my real name and address and make me get a fine

Well, his mom asked if he could do into the same booth right after her and also asked if she could go in and "help" him so she essentially voted twice. I just kind of feel like if you don't have the capacity to understand what is going on you probably shouldn't be allowed to vote.

Well the only argument I get from progressives is it's somehow racist.

I can't imagine how showing an ID so officials, who have never met me, can accurately identify me when performing an important civic duty is racist.

They're morons.

They claim its because some people can't drive to get an ID but you need an ID for all kinds of things and if you are black or poor then you are probably on some kind of benefits so you need an ID for those as well. Plus, they could easily just take a bus or a cab and get one. Its not like its that much money or that they don't have the time. I work 70+ hours a week and have time to go to the DMV or courthouse or whatever if I need to. Especially if I have a fucking 4 year window to do it in.

So their argument is literally "niggers are incapable of getting an ID card"

How is that not racist in itself?

i eat like 4 of these things every day for breakfast lol

I dont disagree with you at all there, the woman used her son to vote the way she wanted and that's wrong, but I guess they still can't discriminate because some people with the downs may be perfectly capable of voting and knowing what's going on while others aren't

threads like this one are why I want to kms every time I come to Veeky Forums

They're first couple albums were pretty good

the pesticides in the corn you it can actually help build your immune system enough so that by age 30 you would be immune to common diseases. this is a fact

QUICKLY POST YOUR FAVORITE WAY TO PREPARE EGGS.

I PREFER POACHED.

for me, it's the McChicken

ARGGHH MCCHICKEN POSTER

Pfft, forget it user, while it has been established that eggs contain cholesterol, it has not conclusively been established that they raise the serum levels of cholesterol in the human blood stream.

USA HAS MORE PEOPLE PER CAPITA

but cigarette "shorten" people's life by giving them various cancer, nothing to do with bad food habits

WON'T STOP ME
EGGS ARE DELICIOUS AND NUTRITIOUS
I EAT AT LEAST FOUR A DAY

DO IT ALREADY

Don't listen to these goyim
Several years ago, research from the University of Connecticut found that eating three eggs a day for 30 days increased cholesterol in susceptible people, but their LDL particles were larger, and there was no change in the ratio between LDL and HDL, which suggests no major change in coronary risk. In a more recent study from the same university, published in Metabolism in late 2012, 40 middle-aged people with heart and diabetes risk factors ate either three eggs or cholesterol-free egg substitute daily, while also moderately restricting carbohydrates. After 12 weeks, total and LDL (“bad”) blood cholesterol did not change in either group. Moreover, though both groups showed a range of cholesterol improvements due to the carb restriction, the egg eaters had a greater boost in HDL (“good”) cholesterol as well as increases in sizes of both HDL and LDL particles, which was attributed, at least in part, to types of fat in eggs called phospholipids.

tl;dr eggs have "free" cholesterol

>2016
>still believing dietary cholesterol affects blood cholesterol

So it's statistically insignificant.

you picked a shill over another shill, no big fucking deal. hitlery and trumpler are equally shit, its just that trumpler faggots seem to have slightly more deluded idiots thinking he is really going to fix america.

>voting isn't a right
ain't that the truth
as a white faggot in tennesse I registered at the DMV to vote by they "lost" all of my paper work. it was shortly before the election. In all likelyhood simply because the dmv bitch did not like me. People act like voting in america isn't broken and in shambles from republitards shitting on laws and trying to reduce voter counts, and both of them using fake votes and voting fraud every fucking time, let alone the sick ammount of money they pump into this trollfest. The idea that anyone think trump won fairly is crazy, There hasn't been a fair win in america since probably the 1700s

>hes not deporting Muslims or illegals
>hes not banning all Muslims
>hes not getting rid of the affordable care act
>his entire cabinet is Washington insiders
>HES NOT GONNA BUILD A FUCKING WALL
but Hillary was the liar. Totally. trumpcucks are delusional retards

>this is what michael greger actually believes

Where the hell did you hear or read all this misinformation?

>>hes not deporting Muslims or illegals

He just got finished saying deporting 2 - 3 million illegals immigrants is going to be a first 100 days priority?

>>hes not banning all Muslims

No, he's banning muslims from select countries instead. You would've know that has been his position for several months now if you got your news from anywhere other than John Oliver and the Huffington Post.

>>hes not getting rid of the affordable care act

He's getting rid of what's commonly referred to as "Obamacare" though, the functioning enrollment program of ACA. The only parts of the ACA he's keeping are the only parts anyone liked, the fact that you can no longer be denied coverage for pre-existing conditions, and care for dependent children up to 26 years of age.

>>his entire cabinet is Washington insiders

He doesn't even have a cabinet yet you dumb fuck, and two of them that he actually did request for cabinet are LITERALLY HITLER according to the left. What you're thinking of is his transition team, which Pence literally just purged of all lobbyists.

>>HES NOT GONNA BUILD A FUCKING WALL

He reconfirms practically every fucking day that he's building a wall because of morons like you, jesus christ.

>MSM pushes bullshit like Trump raped a 10 year old girl on the campaign trail
Has the nerve to call anything else fake news
Really activates my almonds

>he's not even in office yet

So one egg is as bad as 27,375 cigarettes?

I doubt it.

IVE BEEN EATING EGGS ON AN ALMOST DAILY BASIS FOR YEARS NOW. I GET BLOODWORK DONE EVERY YEAR AND MY CHOLESTEROL IS ACTUALLY QUITE LOW FOR THE LDL PORTION. CHECKMATE OP.

it says a single egg a day, not a single egg

> grandma 94
> eat one egg daily for breakfast since she was a litte gurl

daily recommendations aren't based on anything

>hate criminal mcbongy from down the way
>sign in to polling places as criminal mcbongy
>????
>profit

lel, peer review or you're full of shit.

Protip: there will be no peer review, because this statement is full of shit.

>grands eats 2 eggs a day with bacon and buttered toast. Smokes small cigars cotinuously. Drinks a minimum of half a pit of vodka daily. Lives active and healthy until 86, when he dies of massive coronary infarction. Can't say that's particularly bad.

What do you want? Live a spartan life of unpleasantness so you can degenerate into alzheimers? God forbid.

She could have live to be 238 but now she die young

But user trump voters don't read liberal media

You could have went to your designated polling place and still voted if you had the proper info.

>women

When the fuck did all heart disease advertisement suddenly start ignoring men? This isn't breast cancer, it's not overwhelmingly more common for women than men, yet I constantly see heart disease ads that only talk about how it affects women. This year my university campus put up red ribbons everywhere to resize awareness for women's heart disease! Specifically and only women.