okay so this question is borderline /b/ which is depressing in itself, however im getting desperate/crafty.
What type of food should i be slipping my wife to get her horny?
Everyones heard oysters make your horny but its a bit cliche and kinda hard to work into meals. Im looking for subtle foods that are going to increase her sex drive. By the way, she's pregnant.
Congratulation, user! I hope your kid is a cute one :3
Step 1: Buy pic related Step 2: Buy supplements like Horny Goat Weed, Maca powder, etc. Step 3: Mix them into the green food powder Step 4: Encourage your wife to enjoy 'healthy' green smoothies for a healthy baby
Go workout together, it builds an appetite. And, gives you a chance to connect without distractions like eating. Treat her to spa gifts, certificate to the salon, nail place, massage place. She can come home feeling pretty and nicely pampered.
Whatever you do feed her, keep the portion small. No one feels like exercising when full to the gills and in a carb coma.
Cameron Murphy
Put this shit in the sauce.
Samuel Davis
A good swig of cyanide
Brody Allen
is that an american terrine?
Carson Gomez
Forgot pic.
Ethan Clark
Just walk around naked.
Ayden Wright
You mean his wifes kid.
Christopher Davis
You're wasting your time with food. I mean other than making a romantic meal, or just being generally nurturing with food and fostering a caring relationship.
If she's not feeling it, she's not feeling it man. Let her know how much sexual intimacy means to you, try and figure out compromises (handjob? maybe she's got pregnancy hangups?), but a horny food plan is a sad, pointless fantasy. Deal with reality.
Mason Ramirez
>t. nu-male virgin
Brayden Morgan
>By the way, she's pregnant. Which month? Depending the womans, biit Mist of them are already really horny around the 5-8 month ... Not the 3 first critical months ....
Thomas Butler
user, he wants to fuck his wife... If he wanted to spend money get a hooker.
Adam Williams
Kekked. All us alphas know to just fuck her ass raw without even asking. With a babby deep in her butthole shes probly making diarrhea like crazy which would also act as lube
Owen Thomas
Well OP it isn't food related and not exactly going to immediately fire up your sex life, but there has been papers in the last decade or so that have shown positive benefits of women having frequent orgasms during pregnancy have less pain when delivering the baby, among other things like less likely to give birth preterm, but definitely focus on easing the future pain.
Jaxon Bailey
kek
Who thinks about a woman's orgasm when they're screwing? That ain't my responsibility, dear.
Jaxson Bennett
five words, just five words: Aunt Myrna's party cheese salad
Leo Miller
>congealed lump of cheese and sugar >salad RIP aunt myrna