Make money rappin

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I LOVE SELLIN BLOOOOWWWW
I LOVE SELLIN BLOOOOWWWW

Veeky Forums bros I sincerely need your advice..
Let me give you some background:
8th grade: Associated with a biker gang. Started smoking shit ton of meth. Got half sleeve tattoos on both arms.
9th grade: Got all the bishes cause of tattoos. Started selling a good amount of various substances on the street. Got face tattoos, to the point I am halfway covered. Skipped a good amount of skool.
10th grade: Got shot 3 times on the street. Went to hospital, came back out almost a month later. A few months after, got jumped, stayed in hospital with broken bones and jaw for over a month.
11th grade: Decided to clean life up and pursue IT at career tech school. Got excellent grades. Competed in competition, placed top 3 national in PC troubleshooting.
12th grade: Got all the A+ and Microsoft certs. Got accepted to many colleges despite my nonexistent gpa.
Current: stuck in a boiler room 9/hr cell phone repair job. Nobody else will even consider me for a different job because of my face tattoos. I also have bad scarring all over my body and some on my face.

Crypto is not working out well for me since I got in January. I know I will be stuck in dead end jobs all my life, even though I will have a bachelors.

This leaves me with one option, scream shit into a mic and upload it to YouTube.
What are the chances of my success?

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Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

kys

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

that tapco'd the fuck out chink SKS.
Yes, user... Seppuku is the only honorable way for u

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

PC troubleshooting
repairs phones
got into crypto in January
kek

should've kept gang banging my dude
post a pic of yourself, rap something on vocaroo, and we'll tell you % of success

RumChicken
RumChicken

facial tattoos
lol
Please post pictures and describe.
What race are you?
Please tell me you at least weren't a Jugalo.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Also there are plenty of coding jobs you could do remotely.

You can't even get those?

Bidwell
Bidwell

Create a youtube channel, starting telling stories about your life etc, im sure youll get a good audience

RavySnake
RavySnake

I'm getting a strong juggalo vibe

eGremlin
eGremlin

I am white 6'0, weigh 205lbs
Very muscular since I have lifted consistently since 9th grade
I am not a Juggalo, just a screw up

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Where do I start brah

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Isn’t tattoo removal now a thing? Save up for that to reverse that wretched mistake. I would normally say to kill yourself with the face tattoos and the gang banging and all but at least it does sound like you’re trying so maybe just kys if you can’t get the face tats removed.

Booteefool
Booteefool

You start by learning to code

cum2soon
cum2soon

I am doing some courses on sololearn, as you can tell I'm very behind.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Fuck the code, that's a pajeet job. Get into technical diving, pays well and is an underemployed field.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

This.
I read a news article a couple years ago about a guy that's teaching coding online for about $8,500, crash course, he's flooded with students. That was about 2 years ago so the price has probably gone up a bit. Anyways it's supposed to be an excellent course.

The other thing is you can start your own business, I know I know, easier said than done but you sound smarter than most so that could definitely be option for you. Good luck.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Change your gender to NON BINARY
Dye your hair pink
Apply for job at Cardano

This plan is bulletproof OP

Techpill
Techpill

One more thing, John McAfee is always looking people and he wouldn't give a shit about your tats or your background.

Methshot
Methshot

face and sleeve tattoos
spent middle and high school years gang banging and smoking meth
smarter than most

Jesus christ. Being able to type a few complete sentences on Veeky Forums about your life story and how you want to make more money takes 0 intelligence.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Read up on programming bootcamps. It'll definitely teach you how to code. At least on a industry ready level, it'll put you just above an average pajeet.

And seriously, face tats are kind of tolerated in current year, but you got to get rid of the scary / gang related ones.

Unironically this, color your hair in a stupid bright color (pink, green, bright blue, yellow or red signal danger), look less intimidating.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

OP this user just saved your life

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Chances of success are low, but you can cash out like stitches did at any time with lead gains.

girlDog
girlDog

I will take your advice, much appreciated

Booteefool
Booteefool

NOWADAYS EVERYBODY WANNA TALK LIKE THEY GOT SOMETHING TO SAY BUT NOTHING COMES OUT WHEN THEY MOVE THEIR LIPS, JUST A BUNCH OF GIBBERISH AND MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA ACT LIKE THEY FORGOT ABOUT DRE

If you ain't got shit to say plz don't say it OP. Youre probably a shitty musician too.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Why the fuck would anyone ever think face tattoos are a good idea? OP I bet I sold more drugs than you and never once had the motivation to cover myself in tats to attract the police. Did you just want to look like a tough guy or something?

Bidwell
Bidwell

I got them freshman year, who knows.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

It's ok OP, I wasted my teenage years drawing graffiti on stuff you shouldn't draw graffiti on, then turned into a functioning members of society. And now I'm a weeb NEET. Life's really something isn't it.

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