You are transported to a room where you will have to make a choice between two parallel universes in which to spend the rest of your life in. These universes are exactly the same as the current one barring one minor difference. All the people you know now will know and remember you the same way they do now, but you will remember the old universe.
Universe A is a universe that doesn't and will never have that red, tangy, slightly acidic family of fruits we call the tomato.
Universe B is a universe that doesn't and will never have that spicy, somewhat bitter, somewhat salty and crunchy family of vegetables known as the onion.
Which universe do you choose Veeky Forums?
Jeremiah Nguyen
My instinct is to say no tomatoes because they're just not one of my favourite fruits, but then there would be no pasta sauces which is an important ingredient in a lot of dishes I enjoy.
But I think I will still pick tomatoes.
Owen Ward
No more tomatoes
Isaiah Peterson
Can I just stay in the room?
Carson Martinez
No tomates
Dylan Myers
fuck you man my favorite food is indian and both are staple ingredients kysmm
Julian Young
Naw tah mah tah oes Nightshade """""vegetables""""" are mildly poisonous.
Daniel Roberts
I use onions a lot more than tomatoes, so I'd have to reluctantly give up the tomato.
Jonathan Collins
Easy, no tomatos.
Asher Bailey
i'd surrender onions.
i can't live without ketchup.
Jonathan Scott
Tomatoes and strawberries taste pretty similar when you add nothing to them So goodbye tomatoes, I can probably replace you with just a bit of effort
Colton Hill
I have bad news for you
Aaron Hughes
I will go with no onions
I can easily substitute it with spring onions, shallots and garlic
Brody King
Tomatoes can kick rocks
I will eat a whole onion raw like other people eat apples
Evan Morales
B. Too many good sauces are made with tomato
Dominic Ross
Taking out the onion family would take garlic as well. The tomato has to go.
Ayden Gonzalez
What if there were another vegetable, as delicious and versatile as onions and tomatoes on our planet, but we just never got around to discovering and cultivating them, and now due to deforestation and the spread of human settlements they're all extinct?
Or imagine if the Greeks or Romans were eating something really tasty, but it's just disappeared from our planet because we stopped growing it.
Levi Cox
How's life on the outside Tony?
Carson Rogers
I'd choose a world with onions and nothing else
Bentley Foster
I like tomatoes more by themselves, but I use onions as an ingredient way more.
Keep onions, get rid of tomatoes.
Aaron Jenkins
That's a humdinger, and even though my fave veg is the onion I'd have to choose the tomato universe, it's simply responsible for too much and too versatile
Caleb Anderson
This kinda happened. The romans had a widely used herb that made amazingly effective contraceptive tea but it went extinct
Brayden Peterson
Onion
Oliver Bennett
Lol
Evan Edwards
Anyone ever eaten an onion like an apple? I have, don't do it.
Owen Ortiz
Yeah, silphium. It's what made me think of the idea. Maybe there are more.
Adrian Robinson
Sadly, I must choose to live in Onion Universe.
Jaxson Barnes
I remember Emma Golding's book, " My Disillusionment With Russia," where Lenin, immediately after the revolution was eating a raw onion and lemon to ward off scurvy. As an anarcho-syndacalist, I'll have to go with onion.
Julian Peterson
As much as I love onions, tomatoes are much more important and influential, so I'd have to go with Universe B.
Zachary Morales
*hmm, I don't know how I fucked that up so badly. It's Goldman, not Golding. And "In Russia" not "My Disillusionment..."
Tyler Sanders
I think if I could still use garlic, shallots, and scallions, I could live without onions proper.
Couldn't live without tomatoes, love Italian food too much.
Joshua Evans
why did you cut such huge and deep criss-crosses? and why did you do it to the onion? serious question
I mean I know about scoring the skin of tomatoes then quickly blanching & shocking them to get the peel, but what's up with those onions?
Camden Allen
That's not OP's original pic you twat cocker.
Jordan Wood
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sounds like a personal camera filename
keep me posted
Samuel Ortiz
Use Google Search then talk to me, fuck cunter.
Matthew Richardson
I choose universe A, because I'm allergic to tomatoes and it's for the nest.