What are you cucks eating for Thanksgiving?

What are you cucks eating for Thanksgiving?

Pic related. It's just my mom and I since all the family disowns us because my mom never made me get baptized, and she's got the shakes real bad since her second stroke. I can't cook because I work in two grocery stores so I'm pretty much nonexistant during holidays.

We appreciate it though, being able to be in a warm restaurant and have a meal cooked by someone else. Between her disability and my employee benefits we always get a shit ton of free unprepared food, so we like to load the car up and drop it all off at soup kitchens on the way to BM. Feels good man.

Denny's meal and a six pack of Busch Ice

That cranberry sauce in a can. I fucking love it, even more than a nice homemade cranberry sauce.
Turkey
Regular mashed potatoes
Sweet potato casserole
Broccoli salad
Grilled brussels sprouts
Rolls
Apple crisp
Pumpkin pie
Chocolate cheesecake
Liters of wine
Cases of beer

How fucking fat are you?

Pretty thin. BMI 59.

Wow ..please leave this thread, you unbaptized piece of Shit.

Canadian Thanksgiving was last month

Yet you can eat all that shit? You could be a competitive eater for a living.

I thought so. You know nothing about Veeky Forums. If my BMI were really 59, I'd be from Mississippi. Pic related.

Nothing, I'm fasting all next week.

haha good job user, you took a gamble and it paid off

also nice trips

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>Turkey Breast
>Stuffing
>Mashed Potatoes
>Cranberry Sauce
>Pie
>Crescent Rolls

It's just going to be me and my gf, so we aren't preparing very much.

I showed up at my mom's place a week ago, and her oven doesn't work. I tried cleaning it, adjusting the thermostat, no dice. So we're gonna buy a spiral ham and have that as the centerpiece, make mashed potatoes and the other fare.

vegan fag so the tofurkey holiday roast, though I doubt I'll pay much attention to it besides following instructions, and instead focus on sides:
Chipotle sweet potatoes and walnuts w kale
Mushroom risotto
Stuffing (basically bread crumbs, sage, raisins and shroom stock)
Cranberry sauce w orange zest and sherry
Brussels sprouts w garlic, sherry and lemon zest
Mashed cauliflower
Green beans almondine

For me, it's the Holiday Turkey Dinner For One.

Dim sum. We're sick of cooking a huge meal for Thanksgiving.

My Uni gets out on Wednesday, but I have two papers due friday and finals the monday after. So I'll be staying here to study and work, and eating boxes of pic related.

This looks fucking disgusting, but it reminds me of the scene in Hook, when the kids scarf down weird whipped cream rainbow colored nonsense.

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>will trump ruin my welfare turksgiving?

ITS NOT HIS FAULT THAT HES AN UNWASHED RETARDED HEATHEN user

probably something like this. just meander over to the deli.

Turkey
Stuffing
Mashed potatoes w/gravy
Green Bean Casserole
Squash
Dinner Rolls
Cranberry Sauce
Pumpkin pie

Literally all you need. This isn't rocket science.

Damn man, that's rough. I'd buy you a drink.

Roasted chicken and chicken gravy
Mashed taters
Glazed shallots
Sautéed green beans with sesame oil and soy sauce (requested)
Macaroni and cheese
Collard greens made with some super thick turkey stock and smoked turkey leg
My famous vegetable soup

Should I do stuffing? Any good recipes?

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