Ok Veeky Forums it’s time to play the “future wife” matchmaker game.
Let me unlock the mysteries of your fate.
How much STORM do you hold? It has just reached its bottom on Binance.
Tell me, and I will show you your future wife.
Veeky Forums future wife game
Jayden Russell
Nicholas Flores
Only 1,000. Poorfag reporting in.
Luke Nguyen
shorting STORM 10x. no larp
Austin Cook
Not enough. Who's next?
Brody Butler
700k storm.
Logan Murphy
Look at their advisory board.
STORM will 10x up, not down. It's a fact.
Who's next?
Wyatt Campbell
Your wife will squeeze the sperm out of you with maximum efficiency user. You will make it when STORM 10x - 100x over the coming months.
This is your wife, user. You will make it.
Who's next?
Jaxon Hernandez
that chick needs to eat... like, something
Chase Gomez
i need a wife who isnt anorexic
new wife please
Joshua Morgan
I have peered deeper into your fate. Your timeline has just now changed.
This is your future wife.
Asher Ramirez
250k
Joshua Morgan
Smart man. Behold your future love, user.
You shall marry in the spring and bore children in the autumn.
Anthony Reyes
Look guys a bunch of paid shill fags!
Can anyone in this chat clearly explain what this STORM coin does that would provide value to the world?
Robert Russell
DYOR
OP I have 1 million STORM
Gabriel Wright
holy shit
Behold your future wife!
Owen Johnson
Americans
Anthony Edwards
Ah, the classic "say DYOR" knowing that at least a fraction of lurkers will think "well fuck no I'm not going to do any research, but this guy DID SAY to DYOR, so this guy must know what he's talking about if he's so confident that he'll tell others to see for themselves. Why would he say that if there wasn't anything to find?"
I'll tell you why lurker user, it's because he's playing people like you into pumping his shit
Brody Adams
Stay poor brainlet. You literally refuse to DYOR. Look at their advisors. I have 50k and planning to get more when my Gemini wire hits tonight.
Leo Reed
Storm is like Swagbucks. You can use the token one day to purchase tasks/jobs from other users. People are straight up deluded if they think this has long term value.
Jaxson Ortiz
Good goy!
Nolan Allen
name? rev image search had 0 results
Kayden Gray
Does not compute. Post how much STORM you own like a good goy and the Magickal Jewish Whale will peer into your fate.
I am the Magickal Jewish Whale.
Tell me how much STORM you hold.
I will show you your future wife.
Luis Perry
Classic ad hominem and then spewing out random buzzwords, nice! You still haven't convinced me and I surely hope you haven't convinced any lurkers yet!
Ian Edwards
Those e.t. fingers tho.
Julian Sanders
304 storm atm glad to see it on binance so can turn into link.
Jackson Nguyen
You’re simply unable to make an evidence based assessment of your own because you lack the brain power. The smartest men on Veeky Forums are STORM TROOPERS.
Gabriel Edwards
You'll need more to truly make it.
Meet your future wife.
You may alter your timeline by accumulating STORM. Feel free to dollar cost average for a month at most.
Leo Lopez
Wow, that sounds exactly like services that we already have out there that provides no extra value by being on a blockchain!
Nice ad hominem!
If anyone wants to have a laugh to see how pathetic these guys are and everyone listening to them, look at the most OBVIOUS PUMP for the coin on CMC 10 hours ago. It's fucking hilarious how bad these guys are playing the market
Lucas Thompson
>kek kek let's pump dump no one will see this coming kek kek who says pajeet don't know how to make money
Luke Sullivan
damn what a fag
give her to me (just bought 100k STORM)
Kayden Perry
Yea like my penis
Jacob Sanchez
Good goy! Meet your future wife!
Benjamin Butler
Can you explain to me why I should buy the top sir? Pls?
Joshua Miller
The top? *Condescending Chuckle*
Zoom out, goyim.
David Williams
>wanting instahoe thots
Come on man step up your game.
Jose Morgan
Oh my dear Goyim.
You do not know the secret?
STORM TROOPERS will have multiple waifus!
Oliver Cooper
>references January when everything was pumped sky high
>ignores the blatant, worse attempt at a pump and dump within the last 24 hours
>ignores the paid shills, probably a paid shill himself
i will make sure that you dumb faggots don't make any money here by exposing your shit to the other dumb faggots that would actually fall for your bull shit
Benjamin Gomez
20k link
Gavin Jackson
>7 posts by this ID
Paid shill much?
Salty no-stormer spotted, boys!
Stay impoverished forever goyim. STORM will be a top 20 coin.
Their advisory board, goyim. They will force you to become a storm trooper.
You will FOMO in when STORM crashes to $8.75
I have seen your future.
Landon Price
10/10 would pop out fake eye and skull fuck the skelly
Charles Sanders
Put 5000 LINK into STORM and you may Behold your Wife. I have visited your future, user.
You are a wise goyim to know that STORM will moon.
Tyler Torres
Nice ad hominem sir
Henry King
wtf is that skeleton hands
Matthew Sullivan
I'd rather have one loyal tradcat over 10 roastie war brides desu senpai.
Aaron Jones
OP is extremely dedicated to shilling STORM.
Thanks, just shorted 100k and will stay 100 ft away from this shitcon
Levi Hall
STORM is 10x lower than its recent ATH and was JUST added to Binance. Look at their team, their advisors, and then solve the equation.
STORM is going to 10x to 100x over the course of months.
Troopers, you must hold.
Adrian Morales
Ignore the fucking shilling for a second and look at the fucking chart. This was a hilariously bad attempt at a pump and dump. The coordinator must be fucking retarded.
Christopher Rodriguez
I am a Magickal Jewish Whale. I have seen your future as well, no-stormer.
May I present you with your wife. Shall the two of you remain forever impoverished.
Oliver Price
Pump? Dump? I advise you to HODL.
Hunter Evans
Hodling 850k sir. Wife please.
Alexander Long
I have seen your future, wise user.
It is bright.
You shall wed in the autumn, and bore children in the springtime.
Easton Morris
Sold 300k holding 100k
Asher Roberts
great body, disgusting horseface
Noah King
Oh no! You sold?
My sweet goyim, you're supposed to hold storm to become an authentic Storm Trooper.
The decision is yours. I have peered into your future and have revealed two unique timelines.
Luke Parker
How much Storm do i need to make it user? Also why will this grow?
Ryder Cox
Ok fuck it. I’m taking charge of my life. I’m going to dump half my bags into STORM and accumulate one million.
Please show me my one million storm wife.
Zachary Long
I dont own any storm but I do enjoy the roastie posters.
pls post moar based user
Dylan Rivera
She awaits you in your castle, user.
You have radically altered your timeline, wise goyim.
You shall wed in the summer and bore multiple children.
Benjamin Moore
Why wont you reply to me user
Isaiah Ward
Get at least 50k to REALLY make it. It’s going to moon very hard because it will actually be adopted by the masses and be on every major exchange soon.
Thank you Magical Jewish Whale. We appreciate your magical fortune telling powers. I will love my wife forever.
Sebastian Barnes
Goyim, I am limited by what I can say. All I can do is put your wife on display.
Report back to the Magickal Jewish Whale when you have accumulated sufficient storm.
Know this, goyim, and know it well. Storm Troopers shall receive the most luscious wives of all.
Aaron Roberts
Sauce please?
Cameron Scott
they need a rebrand, that logo is pretty windows 3.1 tier
saying that just picked up 50k
Alexander Ward
You will have a loyal wife user.
I would like you to meet her.
I have seen your future. It is one of adventure and true love the world hasn't seen in millennia.
You are a very lucky and wise man, user.
Anthony Gomez
Magic Whale, I have performed a pilgrimage to the land of Binance and staked my claim of 125,000 STORM.
Will I find true love?
Ryder Perry
Just a reminder that this is a paid shill thread, see my other posts