Veeky Forums future wife game

Ok Veeky Forums it’s time to play the “future wife” matchmaker game.

Let me unlock the mysteries of your fate.

How much STORM do you hold? It has just reached its bottom on Binance.

Tell me, and I will show you your future wife.

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Only 1,000. Poorfag reporting in.

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shorting STORM 10x. no larp

Not enough. Who's next?

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700k storm.

Look at their advisory board.

STORM will 10x up, not down. It's a fact.

Who's next?

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Your wife will squeeze the sperm out of you with maximum efficiency user. You will make it when STORM 10x - 100x over the coming months.

This is your wife, user. You will make it.

Who's next?

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that chick needs to eat... like, something

i need a wife who isnt anorexic
new wife please

I have peered deeper into your fate. Your timeline has just now changed.

This is your future wife.

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250k

Smart man. Behold your future love, user.

You shall marry in the spring and bore children in the autumn.

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Look guys a bunch of paid shill fags!

Can anyone in this chat clearly explain what this STORM coin does that would provide value to the world?

DYOR

OP I have 1 million STORM

holy shit

Behold your future wife!

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Americans

Ah, the classic "say DYOR" knowing that at least a fraction of lurkers will think "well fuck no I'm not going to do any research, but this guy DID SAY to DYOR, so this guy must know what he's talking about if he's so confident that he'll tell others to see for themselves. Why would he say that if there wasn't anything to find?"

I'll tell you why lurker user, it's because he's playing people like you into pumping his shit

Stay poor brainlet. You literally refuse to DYOR. Look at their advisors. I have 50k and planning to get more when my Gemini wire hits tonight.

Storm is like Swagbucks. You can use the token one day to purchase tasks/jobs from other users. People are straight up deluded if they think this has long term value.

Good goy!

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name? rev image search had 0 results

Does not compute. Post how much STORM you own like a good goy and the Magickal Jewish Whale will peer into your fate.

I am the Magickal Jewish Whale.

Tell me how much STORM you hold.

I will show you your future wife.

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Classic ad hominem and then spewing out random buzzwords, nice! You still haven't convinced me and I surely hope you haven't convinced any lurkers yet!

Those e.t. fingers tho.

304 storm atm glad to see it on binance so can turn into link.

You’re simply unable to make an evidence based assessment of your own because you lack the brain power. The smartest men on Veeky Forums are STORM TROOPERS.

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You'll need more to truly make it.

Meet your future wife.

You may alter your timeline by accumulating STORM. Feel free to dollar cost average for a month at most.

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Wow, that sounds exactly like services that we already have out there that provides no extra value by being on a blockchain!
Nice ad hominem!

If anyone wants to have a laugh to see how pathetic these guys are and everyone listening to them, look at the most OBVIOUS PUMP for the coin on CMC 10 hours ago. It's fucking hilarious how bad these guys are playing the market

>kek kek let's pump dump no one will see this coming kek kek who says pajeet don't know how to make money

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damn what a fag

give her to me (just bought 100k STORM)

Yea like my penis

Good goy! Meet your future wife!

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Can you explain to me why I should buy the top sir? Pls?

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The top? *Condescending Chuckle*

Zoom out, goyim.

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>wanting instahoe thots
Come on man step up your game.

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Oh my dear Goyim.

You do not know the secret?

STORM TROOPERS will have multiple waifus!

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>references January when everything was pumped sky high
>ignores the blatant, worse attempt at a pump and dump within the last 24 hours
>ignores the paid shills, probably a paid shill himself
i will make sure that you dumb faggots don't make any money here by exposing your shit to the other dumb faggots that would actually fall for your bull shit

20k link

>7 posts by this ID

Paid shill much?

Salty no-stormer spotted, boys!

Stay impoverished forever goyim. STORM will be a top 20 coin.

Their advisory board, goyim. They will force you to become a storm trooper.

You will FOMO in when STORM crashes to $8.75

I have seen your future.

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10/10 would pop out fake eye and skull fuck the skelly

Put 5000 LINK into STORM and you may Behold your Wife. I have visited your future, user.

You are a wise goyim to know that STORM will moon.

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Nice ad hominem sir

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wtf is that skeleton hands

I'd rather have one loyal tradcat over 10 roastie war brides desu senpai.

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OP is extremely dedicated to shilling STORM.

Thanks, just shorted 100k and will stay 100 ft away from this shitcon

STORM is 10x lower than its recent ATH and was JUST added to Binance. Look at their team, their advisors, and then solve the equation.

STORM is going to 10x to 100x over the course of months.

Troopers, you must hold.

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Ignore the fucking shilling for a second and look at the fucking chart. This was a hilariously bad attempt at a pump and dump. The coordinator must be fucking retarded.

I am a Magickal Jewish Whale. I have seen your future as well, no-stormer.

May I present you with your wife. Shall the two of you remain forever impoverished.

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Pump? Dump? I advise you to HODL.

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Hodling 850k sir. Wife please.

I have seen your future, wise user.

It is bright.

You shall wed in the autumn, and bore children in the springtime.

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Sold 300k holding 100k

great body, disgusting horseface

Oh no! You sold?

My sweet goyim, you're supposed to hold storm to become an authentic Storm Trooper.

The decision is yours. I have peered into your future and have revealed two unique timelines.

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How much Storm do i need to make it user? Also why will this grow?

Ok fuck it. I’m taking charge of my life. I’m going to dump half my bags into STORM and accumulate one million.

Please show me my one million storm wife.

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I dont own any storm but I do enjoy the roastie posters.
pls post moar based user

She awaits you in your castle, user.

You have radically altered your timeline, wise goyim.

You shall wed in the summer and bore multiple children.

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Why wont you reply to me user

Get at least 50k to REALLY make it. It’s going to moon very hard because it will actually be adopted by the masses and be on every major exchange soon.

Thank you Magical Jewish Whale. We appreciate your magical fortune telling powers. I will love my wife forever.

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Goyim, I am limited by what I can say. All I can do is put your wife on display.

Report back to the Magickal Jewish Whale when you have accumulated sufficient storm.

Know this, goyim, and know it well. Storm Troopers shall receive the most luscious wives of all.

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Sauce please?

they need a rebrand, that logo is pretty windows 3.1 tier
saying that just picked up 50k

You will have a loyal wife user.

I would like you to meet her.

I have seen your future. It is one of adventure and true love the world hasn't seen in millennia.

You are a very lucky and wise man, user.

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Magic Whale, I have performed a pilgrimage to the land of Binance and staked my claim of 125,000 STORM.

Will I find true love?

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Just a reminder that this is a paid shill thread, see my other posts