Give me a good reason why I shouldn't kill myself

give me a good reason why I shouldn't kill myself

You'll never get to see Jack's kidney stone video

It's not worth it dude. I was you at one point in my life, and I actually attempted suicide and was an inch away from the angel of death by swallowing a whole bunch of pills. I blacked out and ended up in the hospital with tubes down my throat, IV's in my arms, and a tube up my dickhole. Apparently, after I swallowed the pills and blacked out, I was having a seizure and pissing myself the whole time. Luckily, the ambulance came in time and took me to the hospital and stabilized me in time. After 2 days of being in a coma, I woke up. And after a couple more days of having a walker, because I kept losing my balance when walking, they put me in the mental ward. I spent a week and a half there, and after I got out, I had a whole new outlook on life. I guess what I'm trying to say is that sometimes we need to have a crazy experience to finally wake up and stop talking about ending our lives. Because it's childish and stupid.

Seriously, don't do it.

- A random cu/ck/

>give me a good reason why I shouldn't kill myself

I can't, so maybe you should.

Spite.

There are probably multiple people out there who despise you who would be overjoyed over hearing the news that you are dead. If you decide to live, however, you will wipe those shit-eating-grins off of their putrid faces and continue to make their lives that much less happier. Don't make their day by killing yourself; ruin their day by staying alive.

no don't stop

kys fgt
end your suffering
the world will be free of one more fgt
life isn't worth living
you have nothing to live for
eternal blackness is way better than posting off topic meme frogs

You can delay the Jews harvesting the rest of your skin to sell as counterfeit foreskin that much longer if you stay alive.

Well I'm glad you're here user.

I want to see how The Americans ends before I kill myself desu.

God's naked wrath is way worse than Susie McNormie not looking at you

Sounds like OP should attempt suicide.

you should, but you won't.

This is a cooking thread... how?

Life is the ultimate meal, friend. OP wants desert before he's finished his entree

the only people who regret it are people who half-assed it and had to deal with the consequences - if you die you win

speak to your family first though, if you kys they might spend every waking moment confused or angry ("WHY'D HE DO IT?" etc) thinking about it
if you can't get in touch with them then run the idea by yout friends first
if you are like me and don't have any family or friends to talk to then make sure that you pick a surefire metthod, there is nothing worse than the consequences of a faied suicide

ok seriously, where the fuck are the mods? the same two threads are repeated like 8 times each in the catalog. and then there is THIS bullshit that's been up for like three hours

or better yet, just fucking do it and don't contribute to that cesspool board either

this post best post

Who called the ambulance?

/thread

To live by spite is the only way to live.

Have you tried making tea from an electric kettle?